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Who is your Favourite Guest Rebel?

Avalon - (Project Avalon)
Avalon - (Project Avalon)
18% [17 Votes]

Selma - (Horizon)
Selma - (Horizon)
5% [5 Votes]

Tyce - (Bounty)
Tyce - (Bounty)
15% [14 Votes]

Norm One - (Redemption)
Norm One - (Redemption)
2% [2 Votes]

Bek - (Shadow)
Bek - (Shadow)
6% [6 Votes]

Kasabi - (Pressure Point)
Kasabi - (Pressure Point)
18% [17 Votes]

Hal Mellanby - (Aftermath)
Hal Mellanby - (Aftermath)
14% [13 Votes]

Hunda - (Traitor)
Hunda - (Traitor)
5% [5 Votes]

Deva - (Blake)
Deva - (Blake)
10% [9 Votes]

Other
Other
6% [6 Votes]

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Limericks by Brad Black - Season B

Limericks by Brad Black
Season B



Redemption

While Avon explains the astronomy.
Blake gets an electric lobotomy.
Jenna’s offer to cuddle with Avon’s a muddle.
But Orac fulfills his own prophecy.





Shadow
If help can't be had for the buying,
As Jenna said, Largo is lying,
Though Cally "Tsk Tsks", she gets a moon disc,
While mushrooms and eyeballs are frying.




Weapon
We’re up to our necks in fake Blakes.
Carnell knows that they’ll all make mistakes.
If you’re hit by IMIPAK you might have a heart attack,
So hide behind your new bond slave.





Horizon
The Feds call this planet Horizon.
Poor Ro's morally agonisin'
Alas, the poor Commissar's in need of CPR
This is one place he ain't colonisin'.





Pressure Point
Blake plans to end all Fed oppression.
And fulfill his lifelong obsession.
Yet he would have died had not Jenna arrived.
Alas, Gan does his Hodor impression.





Trial
As Libby's crew plays "Wait and See,"
And Travis considers his plea.
Bercol and Rontane think he's gone insane.
While Blake dates a sentient Flea.





Killer
A new code brings much apprehension.
While Jenna takes Blake's condescension.
And those Fed Hard Liners dress up in Bin Liners
But Gambrill won't collect his pension.





Hostage
Travis says that he wants to confer
While holding Blake’s kin prisoner
Alas, kissin’ cousins leave poor Blake a-puzzlin’
Is it cold in here or is it just her?





Countdown
His appearances are rather scant,
Yet you've probably heard of Del Grant.
But if you need a treatise, just come out and meet us,
And hearken my better half's rant.





Voice from the Past
While the crew lounges on their divans.
Blake meets that old rebel Shivan.
Blake quickly succumbs, and though Vila acts dumb.
He's smarter than Gov'nor LeGrand.





Gambit
While Servalan and Krantor banter,
His costume’s divine, hers is scanter,
Vila frustrates Ze Klute, while Kerr grabs the loot.
And the rest of the cast's in the tavern.




The Keeper
It's Blake's 7's take on King Lear.
But Servie and Travis appear.
Gola, romancin', takes Jenna dancin'
But I doubt that she'll spare him a tear.





Star One
This search for Star One's really been a
Great quest, but is it a war winner?
Andromedans crushed, and Travis is flushed,
Alas, we say farewell to Jenna.



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