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41st Anniversary Rewatch - B3 Weapon
trevor travis
The episode: Barney Three - Weapon (Carry On Mister Smooth)
The date: Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019
The time: 7.45pm UK time

In which Travis has a new costume and a new eyepatch – I’m sure something else is different as well. A new hairstyle, perhaps? Maybe we can figure it out during the re-watch. Also, Cally becomes Teacher’s Pet, while Servie is more devious than ever, and Avon’s worse nightmare comes true – there’s THREE Blakes in this episode.

Episode in a word: IMIPAK!
Character to cheer: Mister Smooth, who apart from his extreme arrogance, comes across as a relatively decent chap. He certainly manages to charm Servie.
Character to boo: Clonemaster Fen seems to have some sort of God complex. It’s not attractive.
Recognisable Face: John Bennett (Coser) played Li H'sen Chang in the “Doctor Who: The Talons Of Weng-Chiang” a couple of years before this. That’s right, he played a Chinaman, complete with yellow make-up. He did a pretty good job too, but you’d never get away with doing that nowadays!
Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes.
Best line: “Auron may be different, Cally, but on Earth it is considered ill-mannered to kill your friends while committing suicide.”

Blake's 7 will return in… Carry On Space Primitive.
 
JustBrad
Alas the fickle nature of show business.

One day you're the title character in a motion picture.
i.imgur.com/Bx94PKC.jpg


The next day the only work you get is a cameo in a low budget BBC show.
i.imgur.com/G73UIE8.jpg
 
Hugbot
i.imgur.com/DIevmsD.jpg

i.imgur.com/tC0E88z.jpg
 
trevor travis
i989.photobucket.com/albums/af14/Louise400/S2E3.png

SERVIE: Mr Smooth is a huge charmer, but he's also a major cheapstake.
DAVID MALONEY: Why?
SERVIE: I asked for a whole bunch of roses, and look what he bought me. One poxy plastic flower!
DAVID MALONEY: I see. Have you got a contact number for him? I could do with saving some money on the design budget for Season C, so he could be the ideal new appointment.
SERVIE: As long as I don't lose my nice office, or I'll have you replaced for Season D.
Edited by trevor travis on 22 April 2019 11:49:59
 
littlesue
Brad...I loved the Giant Claw, shame the budget ran out for the rest of the creature!
And Mr Huggy...Servie has never looked so lovely...and I didn't spill my teat this time!!!!
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


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Mrs_Underhill
JustBrad wrote:
The next day the only work you get is a cameo in a low budget BBC show.

Poor Claw, how far have you fallen! And it's a blurry b/w cameo too, we could barely sea ya.


Ooops! Cool
 
Mrs_Underhill
trevor travis wrote:

i989.photobucket.com/albums/af14/Louise400/S2E3.png

SERVIE: Mr Smooth is a huge charmer, but he's also a major cheapstake.
DAVID MALONEY: Why?
SERVIE: I asked for a whole bunch of roses, and look what he bought me. One poxy plastic flower!
DAVID MALONEY: I see. Have you got a contact number for him? I could do with saving some money on the design budget for Season C, so he could be the ideal new appointment.
SERVIE: As long as I don't lose my nice office, or I'll have you replaced for Season D.


He's not just a cheapstake, he's also a flirt and a player!
66.media.tumblr.com/3ad7edf8b959389dabf5242b4a6efbae/tumblr_pgndyqkSbV1xe9r4qo1_400.gif
 
Hugbot
Sometimes I wonder if what we see is really just a claw or something more like this:

i.imgur.com/KjkP3Oj.png
 
JustBrad
Hugbot wrote:

Sometimes I wonder if what we see is really just a claw or something more like this:

i.imgur.com/KjkP3Oj.png


I always imagined a very tiny lobster with a very large claw.
 
littlesue
Just getting ready. Dearest is watching footie on the comp so I am watching Mr Smooth on my nice wide flat screen TV. Now to get the tea,biccies and choccie ready. I have the remains of my Munchies easter egg to...munch through!
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


sues stories http://sjlittle.w...
sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
Mrs_Underhill
Getting ready for Mr. Smooth and for the general silliness!
Good evening/day to everyone.
 
JustBrad
High Collars
Giant Claws
Smug Attitudes.
 
Hugbot
Evening all! Oops
Hugbot reporting for Candace Glendenning drooling duty!

JustBrad wrote:

I always imagined a very tiny lobster with a very large claw.

Yes, like a fiddler crab!
 
Hugbot
JustBrad wrote:

Alas the fickle nature of show business.

One day you're the title character in a motion picture.
...

The next day the only work you get is a cameo in a low budget BBC show.
...


But the Giant Claw also got the title role in that famous British TV series, 'I, Clawdius'!



(Don't you just love a really bad pun .... ?)
 
JustBrad
Hugbot wrote:

Evening all! Oops
Hugbot reporting for Candace Glendenning drooling duty!

JustBrad wrote:

I always imagined a very tiny lobster with a very large claw.

Yes, like a fiddler crab!


A very tiny crab with a very large fiddle.
 
littlesue
Hugbot wrote:

JustBrad wrote:

Alas the fickle nature of show business.

One day you're the title character in a motion picture.
...

The next day the only work you get is a cameo in a low budget BBC show.
...


But the Giant Claw also got the title role in that famous British TV series, 'I, Clawdius'!



(Don't you just love a really bad pun .... ?)


Groan.....................
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


sues stories http://sjlittle.w...
sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
BradPaula
Hugbot wrote:

JustBrad wrote:

Alas the fickle nature of show business.

One day you're the title character in a motion picture.
...

The next day the only work you get is a cameo in a low budget BBC show.
...


But the Giant Claw also got the title role in that famous British TV series, 'I, Clawdius'!



(Don't you just love a really bad pun .... ?)


Groan! I'm feeling the pinch!
Zil: Oneness must resist the Host.
 
littlesue
BradPaula wrote:

Hugbot wrote:

JustBrad wrote:

Alas the fickle nature of show business.

One day you're the title character in a motion picture.
...

The next day the only work you get is a cameo in a low budget BBC show.
...


But the Giant Claw also got the title role in that famous British TV series, 'I, Clawdius'!



(Don't you just love a really bad pun .... ?)


Groan! I'm feeling the pinch!


Double groan
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


sues stories http://sjlittle.w...
sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
JustBrad
Perhaps Avon gets his 'Lobster Suit' by skinning the giant claw.
 
BradPaula
Hello everyone. High-collar theatre presents- Weapon. And a bit of dialogue: "Who's that in back of you, Clonemaster?" "Where, who, I can't see with this bl**dy high collar on!"
Zil: Oneness must resist the Host.
 
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