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UK Rewatch - B8 Hostage (Tuesday, May 19th)
trevor travis
The episode: Barney Eight - Hostage (Carry On Kissing Cousins)
The date: Tuesday, May 19th, 2026
The time: 7.45pm UK time

In which new outlaw Travis contacts Blake – but can he be trusted? Along with the way, we meet: Blake’s uncle; his old love, his cousin (fortunately there doesn't seem to be any six-fingered little Blake/Inga’s around); the Crimos (what happened to Travis’s Mutoids?), and Kevin Stoney. And watch out for the Polystyrene Rocks, the Maggie Thatcher Mutoids, and for the death stare of Jenna Stannis!

Episode in a word: The word is… TELEPORT! Of course.
Character to cheer: Councillor Joban makes a formidable political opponent to Servie – it’s a shame he’s only in a couple of scenes.
Characters to boo: Travis is exceptionally stupid in this episode. He used to want to kill Blake. Now he just imprisons him, until he has the chance to escape. And talking of stupid, Vila isn’t very bright in this episode either.
Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes.
Recognisable Face: John Abineri (uncle Ushton) was Hubert, a regular in the final two seasons of Survivors. He also had a number of roles in Doctor Who, including playing the misguided General Carrington in “The Ambassadors Of Death", and was Rimmer's dad in "Red Dwarf".
Best line: “There's no-one as free as a dead man.”

Blake's 7 will return in… Carry On Ginger Mercenary
Vote Og.
 
Brad
It’s 19:45 Earth Standard Time, and here is the news from Earth Dome One. I am your in-studio reporter, Lee R. Pantsonfire.

Our top story tonight, Ex Cons on ExBar.

Wanted fugitive and former Space Commander Travis reported on ExBar in the company of Crimmos. He was allegedly looking to do a deal with that notorious terrorist Roj Blake, using Blake’s Uncle Ushton Blake, and cousin Inga Blake as hostages, or failing negotiations, bait in a trap.

If the name Inga Blake sounds familiar, she was last year’s runner up in the GalaxyVision Doctor Who Companion Lela lookalike contest. And if the name Exbar sounds familiar, it is where the old Federation of the 23rd century quarried rocks for alien planets, the type that look large and heavy but bounce like balls and can hit a small dog and do no damage to the diminutive canine.

Inga and Ushton were apparently under the delusion that they were part of a larger, if struggling agro community, even though Federation ships led by none other than Supreme Commander Servalan found no other living beings on the planet. Proof that Blake Derangement Syndrome affects multiple generations and all branches of the family tree, which, if rumors of Blake and Inga are true, is less of a tree with branches and more of a straight line stick….

In any event, Travis once again failed to bring Blake to justice, but also failed to make a criminal alliance with him. The Federation Justice Department expressed no interest in pursuing further charges against Inga Blake and Ushton Blake, stating they would be grateful if we never mentioned them again.

Stay tuned for more updates after our 20:00 movie, Family Affair, though we’re not sure which one, as the Intergalactic Movie Database lists more than eight entries for that title. Somewhat Ironic, that.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
littlesue
Just getting ready! Tea, biccies and choccie
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
OneSparePart
Well, here they come...polystyrene boulders. Or is that Cygnus Bazza's state of being following his Eurovision party food fest all last week? Hopefully, we will never know.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Lorna
Its chilly here and pouring with rain!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
intergalactic

trevor travis wrote:

his old love, his cousin (fortunately there doesn't seem to be any six-fingered little Blake/Inga’s around)

Brad wrote:

Inga and Ushton were apparently under the delusion that they were part of a larger, if struggling agro community, even though Federation ships led by none other than Supreme Commander Servalan found no other living beings on the planet. Proof that Blake Derangement Syndrome affects multiple generations and all branches of the family tree, which, if rumors of Blake and Inga are true, is less of a tree with branches and more of a straight line stick….

Almost everything in B7 is a message, and this one in particular can hardly be anything else, yet I still fail to grasp it. I tried to see the kiss as something innocent, but the way Jenna was looking, which Blake highlighted with ‘All right, Jenna?’, wouldn’t let me.
 
OracVZen
Hi everyone here’s my update
Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee
IM BACK, here’s Johnny.
Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
littlesue
A bit windy here at the mo, rain due soon.
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
OracVZen

littlesue wrote:

A bit windy here at the mo, rain due soon.


Hi littleSue hope your well?
31 mph here
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
littlesue

OracVZen wrote:

Hi everyone here’s my update
Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee
IM BACK, here’s Johnny.
Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7


Hooray!!!!
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
OneSparePart

OracVZen wrote:

Hi everyone here’s my update
Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee
IM BACK, here’s Johnny.
Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7

Welllllllcome home, we-uh-ellllcome come on in and close the doors with peace and B7!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Lorna

OracVZen wrote:

Hi everyone here’s my update
Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee
IM BACK, here’s Johnny.
Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7

Welcome back OVZ
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
intergalactic

Lorna wrote:

Its chilly here and pouring with rain!


It's almost summer here, but the b7 action where you are. Hi Lorna and every B7 lover!
 
OracVZen
Hi Lorna
Hi intergalactic your new
Hi onesparepart
Hope you all good ?
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
Lorna

intergalactic wrote:

Lorna wrote:

Its chilly here and pouring with rain!


It's almost summer here, but the b7 action where you are. Hi Lorna and every B7 lover!


Hi Intergalactic
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
OracVZen
Thanks it’s been a while all b2 and half b1
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
intergalactic

OracVZen wrote:

Hi Lorna
Hi intergalactic your new
Hi onesparepart
Hope you all good ?


Hi OVZ, seems you are a legend here, looking forward to comment with you!
 
Paula
Can't make it today, gang- eye appointment. See you all next week for that wonderful mercenary who isn't a ginger, beat you to it, TT. Cheers!
Resist the Host




 
OracVZen
Intergalactic hope you got salted caramel chocolate caramel salted thins
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
OneSparePart

OracVZen wrote:

Hi Lorna
Hi intergalactic your new
Hi onesparepart
Hope you all good ?

Better now you're back but it could all go horribly wrong when those pesky puns come out! Grin
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Lorna

intergalactic wrote:

OracVZen wrote:

Hi Lorna
Hi intergalactic your new
Hi onesparepart
Hope you all good ?


Hi OVZ, seems you are a legend here, looking forward to comment with you!


Do you like dodgy jokes?
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
OracVZen
First episode in my rented house tiny house
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
OracVZen

Paula wrote:

Can't make it today, gang- eye appointment. See you all next week for that wonderful mercenary who isn't a ginger, beat you to it, TT. Cheers!


Aww I’m back Paula,hiya
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
Lorna

OracVZen wrote:

First episode in my rented house tiny house

But quiet!!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
OneSparePart

Paula wrote:

Can't make it today, gang- eye appointment. See you all next week for that wonderful mercenary who isn't a ginger, beat you to it, TT. Cheers!

Have a great time! Smile
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
OracVZen

Lorna wrote:

intergalactic wrote:

OracVZen wrote:

Hi Lorna
Hi intergalactic your new
Hi onesparepart
Hope you all good ?


Hi OVZ, seems you are a legend here, looking forward to comment with you!


Do you like dodgy jokes?


Dodgy jokes
Puns who me
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
OracVZen
Nearly time god iv missed this
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
OracVZen
Started yippee
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
Brad
Quiet, isn't it.

INFORMATION, Vila has just triggered the Karma Drive.

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i.imgur.com/FuZ0Mn2.png
Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
intergalactic

OracVZen wrote:

Intergalactic hope you got salted caramel chocolate caramel salted thins


I usually finish the chocolate before watching B7 – both are just too sweet for me at the same time.
 
OracVZen

Lorna wrote:

OracVZen wrote:

First episode in my rented house tiny house

But quiet!!


Oh yes hear trains far away, still waking up because of them but I get used to the quiet I had a finger operation last Wednesday
Remover nail dead skin
Too much finger waving
I get my coat
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
Lorna
I am not sure about a cloud of ionised particles??
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
OracVZen
Jenna looking mmmmm
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
Brad
Two plasma bolts launched and running....

Tell the SFX, they made it look like laser rays.

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i.imgur.com/FuZ0Mn2.png
Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OracVZen

Brad wrote:

Quiet, isn't it.

INFORMATION, Vila has just triggered the Karma Drive.


Not for long I’m here
Hi Brad
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
OracVZen

Brad wrote:

Two plasma bolts launched and running....

Tell the SFX, they made it look like laser rays.

Got big legs
I get my coat
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
intergalactic
With so many empty roads, they still managed to get stuck in the worst traffic.
 
littlesue

Lorna wrote:

I am not sure about a cloud of ionised particles??

It's very pretty on the blu ray
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
OracVZen

Lorna wrote:

I am not sure about a cloud of ionised particles??


Heavy metal
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
Brad
Um.... what happened to 'fastest ship in the galaxy? Just floor it, Jenna. Stop listening to Blake and Avon snd step on the gas.

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i.imgur.com/FuZ0Mn2.png
Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
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