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UK Rewatch - B8 Hostage (Tuesday, May 19th)
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 18-05-2026 11:15
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 9002 Joined: 16.01.22 |
The episode: Barney Eight - Hostage (Carry On Kissing Cousins) The date: Tuesday, May 19th, 2026 The time: 7.45pm UK time In which new outlaw Travis contacts Blake – but can he be trusted? Along with the way, we meet: Blake’s uncle; his old love, his cousin (fortunately there doesn't seem to be any six-fingered little Blake/Inga’s around); the Crimos (what happened to Travis’s Mutoids?), and Kevin Stoney. And watch out for the Polystyrene Rocks, the Maggie Thatcher Mutoids, and for the death stare of Jenna Stannis! Episode in a word: The word is… TELEPORT! Of course. Character to cheer: Councillor Joban makes a formidable political opponent to Servie – it’s a shame he’s only in a couple of scenes. Characters to boo: Travis is exceptionally stupid in this episode. He used to want to kill Blake. Now he just imprisons him, until he has the chance to escape. And talking of stupid, Vila isn’t very bright in this episode either. Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes. Recognisable Face: John Abineri (uncle Ushton) was Hubert, a regular in the final two seasons of Survivors. He also had a number of roles in Doctor Who, including playing the misguided General Carrington in “The Ambassadors Of Death", and was Rimmer's dad in "Red Dwarf". Best line: “There's no-one as free as a dead man.” Blake's 7 will return in… Carry On Ginger Mercenary Vote Og.
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-05-2026 19:20
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It’s 19:45 Earth Standard Time, and here is the news from Earth Dome One. I am your in-studio reporter, Lee R. Pantsonfire. Our top story tonight, Ex Cons on ExBar. Wanted fugitive and former Space Commander Travis reported on ExBar in the company of Crimmos. He was allegedly looking to do a deal with that notorious terrorist Roj Blake, using Blake’s Uncle Ushton Blake, and cousin Inga Blake as hostages, or failing negotiations, bait in a trap. If the name Inga Blake sounds familiar, she was last year’s runner up in the GalaxyVision Doctor Who Companion Lela lookalike contest. And if the name Exbar sounds familiar, it is where the old Federation of the 23rd century quarried rocks for alien planets, the type that look large and heavy but bounce like balls and can hit a small dog and do no damage to the diminutive canine. Inga and Ushton were apparently under the delusion that they were part of a larger, if struggling agro community, even though Federation ships led by none other than Supreme Commander Servalan found no other living beings on the planet. Proof that Blake Derangement Syndrome affects multiple generations and all branches of the family tree, which, if rumors of Blake and Inga are true, is less of a tree with branches and more of a straight line stick…. In any event, Travis once again failed to bring Blake to justice, but also failed to make a criminal alliance with him. The Federation Justice Department expressed no interest in pursuing further charges against Inga Blake and Ushton Blake, stating they would be grateful if we never mentioned them again. Stay tuned for more updates after our 20:00 movie, Family Affair, though we’re not sure which one, as the Intergalactic Movie Database lists more than eight entries for that title. Somewhat Ironic, that. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:32
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 4123 Joined: 17.01.22 |
Just getting ready! Tea, biccies and choccie
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:35
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12111 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Well, here they come...polystyrene boulders. Or is that Cygnus Bazza's state of being following his Eurovision party food fest all last week? Hopefully, we will never know.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lorna |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:35
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 2956 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Its chilly here and pouring with rain!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:38
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Beta Grade ![]() Posts: 594 Joined: 09.02.26 |
his old love, his cousin (fortunately there doesn't seem to be any six-fingered little Blake/Inga’s around) Inga and Ushton were apparently under the delusion that they were part of a larger, if struggling agro community, even though Federation ships led by none other than Supreme Commander Servalan found no other living beings on the planet. Proof that Blake Derangement Syndrome affects multiple generations and all branches of the family tree, which, if rumors of Blake and Inga are true, is less of a tree with branches and more of a straight line stick…. Almost everything in B7 is a message, and this one in particular can hardly be anything else, yet I still fail to grasp it. I tried to see the kiss as something innocent, but the way Jenna was looking, which Blake highlighted with ‘All right, Jenna?’, wouldn’t let me. |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:38
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Hi everyone here’s my update Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee IM BACK, here’s Johnny. Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7 I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:39
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 4123 Joined: 17.01.22 |
A bit windy here at the mo, rain due soon.
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:39
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
A bit windy here at the mo, rain due soon. Hi littleSue hope your well? 31 mph here I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:40
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 4123 Joined: 17.01.22 |
Hi everyone here’s my update Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee IM BACK, here’s Johnny. Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7 Hooray!!!! Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:40
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12111 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Hi everyone here’s my update Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee IM BACK, here’s Johnny. Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7 Welllllllcome home, we-uh-ellllcome come on in and close the doors with peace and B7! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lorna |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:40
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 2956 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Hi everyone here’s my update Got keys on the 5th using car till 9+10 used big van Saturday n Sunday, then tues I picked up motorcycle from old flat so I moved last of my stuff a week ago today and got jets 2 weeks ago today, so yippee yippee yippee IM BACK, here’s Johnny. Ok Assam tea, caramel salted chocolate caramel salted thins Pringles things I been telling everyone at work how I had missed you all and Blake’s 7 Welcome back OVZ I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:41
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Beta Grade ![]() Posts: 594 Joined: 09.02.26 |
Its chilly here and pouring with rain! It's almost summer here, but the b7 action where you are. Hi Lorna and every B7 lover! |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:41
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Hi Lorna Hi intergalactic your new Hi onesparepart Hope you all good ? I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:41
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 2956 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Its chilly here and pouring with rain! It's almost summer here, but the b7 action where you are. Hi Lorna and every B7 lover! Hi Intergalactic I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:41
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Thanks it’s been a while all b2 and half b1
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:42
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Beta Grade ![]() Posts: 594 Joined: 09.02.26 |
Hi Lorna Hi intergalactic your new Hi onesparepart Hope you all good ? Hi OVZ, seems you are a legend here, looking forward to comment with you! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:42
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Can't make it today, gang- eye appointment. See you all next week for that wonderful mercenary who isn't a ginger, beat you to it, TT. Cheers!
Resist the Host
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:42
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Intergalactic hope you got salted caramel chocolate caramel salted thins
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:42
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12111 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Hi Lorna Hi intergalactic your new Hi onesparepart Hope you all good ? Better now you're back but it could all go horribly wrong when those pesky puns come out!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lorna |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:42
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 2956 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Hi Lorna Hi intergalactic your new Hi onesparepart Hope you all good ? Hi OVZ, seems you are a legend here, looking forward to comment with you! Do you like dodgy jokes? I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:43
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
First episode in my rented house tiny house
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:43
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Can't make it today, gang- eye appointment. See you all next week for that wonderful mercenary who isn't a ginger, beat you to it, TT. Cheers! Aww I’m back Paula,hiya I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:44
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 2956 Joined: 16.01.22 |
First episode in my rented house tiny house But quiet!! I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:44
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12111 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Can't make it today, gang- eye appointment. See you all next week for that wonderful mercenary who isn't a ginger, beat you to it, TT. Cheers! Have a great time!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:44
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Hi Lorna Hi intergalactic your new Hi onesparepart Hope you all good ? Hi OVZ, seems you are a legend here, looking forward to comment with you! Do you like dodgy jokes? Dodgy jokes Puns who me I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:44
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Nearly time god iv missed this
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:45
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Started yippee
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| Brad |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:46
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 6381 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Quiet, isn't it. INFORMATION, Vila has just triggered the Karma Drive. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:46
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Beta Grade ![]() Posts: 594 Joined: 09.02.26 |
Intergalactic hope you got salted caramel chocolate caramel salted thins I usually finish the chocolate before watching B7 – both are just too sweet for me at the same time. |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:46
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
First episode in my rented house tiny house But quiet!! Oh yes hear trains far away, still waking up because of them but I get used to the quiet I had a finger operation last Wednesday Remover nail dead skin Too much finger waving I get my coat I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| Lorna |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:47
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 2956 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I am not sure about a cloud of ionised particles??
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:47
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Jenna looking mmmmm
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| Brad |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:47
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 6381 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Two plasma bolts launched and running.... Tell the SFX, they made it look like laser rays. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:47
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Quiet, isn't it. INFORMATION, Vila has just triggered the Karma Drive. Not for long I’m here Hi Brad I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:48
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
Two plasma bolts launched and running.... Tell the SFX, they made it look like laser rays. Got big legs I get my coat I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:48
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Beta Grade ![]() Posts: 594 Joined: 09.02.26 |
With so many empty roads, they still managed to get stuck in the worst traffic. |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:48
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 4123 Joined: 17.01.22 |
I am not sure about a cloud of ionised particles?? It's very pretty on the blu ray Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:48
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 10638 Joined: 18.01.22 |
I am not sure about a cloud of ionised particles?? Heavy metal I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| Brad |
Posted on 19-05-2026 18:49
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Um.... what happened to 'fastest ship in the galaxy? Just floor it, Jenna. Stop listening to Blake and Avon snd step on the gas.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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