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 UK Rewatch - C5 The Harvest Of Kairos
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 23-07-2024 20:04
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The episode: Colin Five - Carry On Captain Shad (The Harvest Of Kairos) The date: Tuesday, July 30th, 2024 The time: 7.45pm UK time In which Sid James stars as Jarvik, Barbara Windsor as Servalan, Kenneth Connor as Captain Shad, Kenneth Williams as Avon, Joan Sims as Cally, Charles Hawtrey as Vila, Jim Dale as Tarrant, Valerie Leon as Dayna, Peter Butterworth as Zen and Orac, and Hattie Jacques and Bernard Bresslaw as Boris The Spider. Oooooh, Marton! There's double-entendres aplenty, as all your Carry On favourites travel to the planet Kairos at the time of the Harvest, and Avon shows Cally his big rock! Episode in a word: Smeghead! (Who? Keep on reading! ) Characters to cheer: It’s very hard not to like Jarvik The Caveman, despite him being a bit of a sexist. Or is he? I dunno. Ladies, what do you think? In any case, it’s Servie who has him carrying out her every whim and she also finally gets on the Libby flight deck. She’s great in this, with Jacs really enjoying the chance to camp it up – she plays a big part in making this episode so enjoyable. Character to boo: To quote Dave Lister: “You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Greeks bearing gifts’ when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads’!”. Well, it’s not just the Trojans, because that’s exactly what Tarrant falls for here. I bet it’s the last time Avon allows Tarrant in charge of the Libby for a week’s work experience. Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes. Recognisable Face: Andrew Burt (Jarvik) was the original Jack Sugden in “Emmeradale Farm”. No really – he was! Best line: “But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room... I should like you to do it again.” Blake's 7 will return in… Carry On Space Thief Vote Og.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 24-07-2024 06:44
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He-Man master of Servalan! You may not know it, but I'm a bit of a poet. I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| Brad |
Posted on 25-07-2024 01:54
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 And here we wander in illusions Some Blessed power deliver us hence. Comedy of Error IV, iii . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:06
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Once again, no sound on Internet Archive, so back to Daily Motion.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:08
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Just getting ready. A nice mug of Yorkshire Tea, biccues (Iceland's Shorties) and those Pringle shaped Choccie things
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:34
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Just getting ready. A nice mug of Yorkshire Tea, biccues (Iceland's Shorties) and those Pringle shaped Choccie things Decaf tea No salted caramel chocolate thins anywhere for a few weeks. So got Revels And hi littleSue I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:37
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Just getting ready. A nice mug of Yorkshire Tea, biccues (Iceland's Shorties) and those Pringle shaped Choccie things Decaf tea No salted caramel chocolate thins anywhere for a few weeks. So got Revels And hi littleSue Got mine from Lidl...yum. And Hi OVZ Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:39
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Just getting ready. A nice mug of Yorkshire Tea, biccues (Iceland's Shorties) and those Pringle shaped Choccie things Decaf tea No salted caramel chocolate thins anywhere for a few weeks. So got Revels And hi littleSue Got mine from Lidl...yum. And Hi OVZ I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:40
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Hello, Sue, OVZ. Hpe you're OK. Hope it's not too hot down there.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:40
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Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:41
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Hello, Sue, OVZ. Hpe you're OK. Hope it's not too hot down there. It is a bit hot in this 'ere 'all. Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:41
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Hi M179 yes melting,how are you?
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:42
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Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... Oh dear.........sorry Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:42
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Now grow a Aldi mini Swiss roll
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:42
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I'm happy, 28 C here and I love it!
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:43
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Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... Oh dear.........sorry It was not your fault Sue, it was just me looking too much at certain eyes. *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories will be back soon at a new website! |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:43
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I'm happy, 28 C here and I love it! My comp says 26 c here Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:43
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Hello all!
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:43
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Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... Oh dear.........sorry It was not your fault Sue, it was just me looking too much at certain eyes. Ahh that explains it.... 
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:44
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[quote name=Lurena post=56962]Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... Oh dear.........sorry It was not your fault Sue, it was just me looking too much at certain eyes. Ahh that explains it.... [/quoteYou should have known... *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories will be back soon at a new website! |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:45
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Started
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:45
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Hello Lurena! Good to have you back with us. Lovely day here in the North. Mostly sunny 23C and a nice breeze. Perfect, in fact!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:46
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Hello Paula and lurena
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:46
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Started and wondering what will happen...
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories will be back soon at a new website! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:46
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Hello Paula and lurena Hello! Resist the Host
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:46
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22c here
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:47
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[quote name=Lurena post=56962]Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... Oh dear.........sorry It was not your fault Sue, it was just me looking too much at certain eyes. Ahh that explains it.... [/quoteYou should have known... Speaking of eyes.....Cesare Danova who played Actor in Garrison's Gorillas, also had some pretty lovely brown eyes and he was Italian which makes it double Cor!!!! Edited by littlesue on 30-07-2024 18:47 Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:47
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It was not your fault Sue, it was just me looking too much at certain eyes. It was worth it - that image is brilliant. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:47
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Talking below decks Star Trek I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:48
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You can just imagine Jarvik running his mouth below decks. No wonder he's hauled before Servalan.
Edited by Paula on 30-07-2024 18:48 Resist the Host
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:48
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SERVALAN No! No, this time, we get it right. Oh yes! with a worker from the construction grades! *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories will be back soon at a new website! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:48
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Avon invented the Pet Rock.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:48
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'I won't repeat it, but - ' You're signing your own death warrant, mate. Shut up now.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:48
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[quote name=Lurena post=56962]Hi everybody! I must apologize, last week I had totally forgotten that the rewatch was on. I had everything ready for the start, but instead I was too busy drawing artwork for Littlesue's story... and forgot... Oh dear.........sorry It was not your fault Sue, it was just me looking too much at certain eyes. Ahh that explains it.... [/quoteYou should have known... Speaking of eyes.....Cesare Danova who played Actor in Garrison's Gorillas, also had some pretty lovely brown eyes and he was Italian which makes it double Cor!!!! Like to see your artwork lurena I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:49
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Madame President will take someones eyes out with that thing on her shoulder...which looks rather fetching actually
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:49
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Hi Brad
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:49
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Love the outfits on the Libby
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| Lurena |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:50
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hahaha ! There they are! Vila and Avon. I can't help but laugh about those ridiculous protection masks. Every time. But also admire the acting by both because they must have had a good laugh about it themselves. With that smoke... *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:50
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Madame President will take someones eyes out with that thing on her shoulder...which looks rather fetching actually Servalan always looks good littleSue I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-07-2024 18:50
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Avon has more studs than Tarrant tonight, so he's clearly in charge.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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