I used to play badminton with two guys called Eric and Arthur.

One v two? Doesn't sound very fair

Do ypu think he#d make a decent librarian?

Is that a bit north from you, a bit east or (hiss) a bit south?

Oh aye. We'd be handling different hardbacks and discuss the weight difference.

Oh aye. We'd be handling different hardbacks and discuss the weight difference.

I’m not sure I’m wanted in 3 counties… Barely one…

There is still a difference in the weight of some books, isn't there?

Anyone got a violin for CB?

There is still a difference in the weight of some books, isn't there?

You wouldn't credit it. One book makes you arm drop another has you hurtling along the carpet

I’m not sure I’m wanted in 3 counties… Barely one…

I'll be needing the string quartet. They play badminton together. There's enough of them, you see.

You're not even wanted in Rutland.

I'll be needing the string quartet. They play badminton together. There's enough of them, you see.

Sh*t. Can't I even be on their Weekend Television?

That must be difficult.

Sh*t. Can't I even be on their Weekend Television?

Does Rutland still exist? Or did it get absorbed into Wales or something?

Yoy wouldn't make the news extra

Lots of fun that - good suggestion, CB

Lots of fun that - good suggestion, CB

Don't be nice to him. We'll never hear the last of it.

I'm available to host the Closedown

I could do the Epilogue.

I could do the Epilogue.

Let's take over the station! OSP can do 'OSP's Book Club' where she weighs a different book every single week!

Most enjoyable, although if we go down this rabbit hole much further we'll be watching Spike reading the Anthology of Lincolnshire cabmen.

AA can do Scrolls of Praise.

Oh I liked that one - although it was a bit all over the place, geographically.

It was the exciting life they were leading.

It's all relative, isn't it, Potteries Girl.