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Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Do you think pacing might be an issue in this film? Lol.

No. Everything is a problem with this film.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
The dials are showing another surge of activity at Horizon Mission Control! OSP’s just logged in!
 
Paula
Grandpa opens up a diet Coke and tries his hand at fishing. He's for the chop and what a meal he'll make.
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Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Do you think pacing might be an issue in this film? Lol.


It's not easy padding fifteen minutes of story out to seventy three minutes.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Grandpa opens up a diet Coke and tries his hand at fishing. He's for the chop and what a meal he'll make.


And he's using little Jimmy for bait.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OneSparePart
Don't scream please! Oh, they cut away
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Gramps is the only thing in this film that moves slower than the alien carpet. Apart from the plot
 
Paula
Bobby gives that tree a thorough thrashing!
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M1795537OCVirn
That guy's never a grandpaw. I bet his name's Justin.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Stop chasing the lizard, you little git!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“BARBIE”???
 
OneSparePart
I hope Bobby gets it next
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

That guy's never a grandpaw. I bet his name's Justin.


Pfft

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

I hope Bobby gets it next

Reported for child cruelty
 
Paula
Just stand there Gramps! Let the monster suck you down for half an hour.
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OneSparePart
The band sound like they've nearly finished warming up.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

The band sound like they've nearly finished warming up.

I preferred the Keith Emerson solo stuff a little earlier
 
M1795537OCVirn
Another 48 hours and that Beetle's still parked there. Suspicious, I'd say.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

I hope Bobby gets it next

Reported for child cruelty

Doing us a favour more like
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

That guy's never a grandpaw. I bet his name's Justin.


Well, it's not like they could afford real actors. Probably someone's proctologist who put up money for the film.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?

No
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad
The doctor has a more realistic police haircut than the policeman.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?

No

Harsh but fair
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?


why not, I did my joke about the carpet (monster) matching the drapes.
Edited by Brad on 30-10-2024 20:22

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Cygnus Bazza
I wouldn’t say the Doc’s displaying any great sense of urgency. Time for a quick fag…and another beer perhaps…

Do you think Vic snogs the photo of his wife when he's at work?
 
OneSparePart
I love Martin's apprehensive look. Oscar winning acting
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Martin is going for the Roy Orbison/James Dean look.
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M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?

No

Harsh but fair


Imagine what she's like when your library books are overdue.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
How come nobody crawling into that space ship is dying a horrible noisy death?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?

No

Harsh but fair


Imagine what she's like when your library books are overdue.

I'd sneak them out in a small pantechnicon.
 
Brad

OneSparePart wrote:

I love Martin's apprehensive look. Oscar winning acting


Half right. It's Oscar Mayer winning acting. He won a bologna sandwich.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Which is worse, sitting there listening to that bloke 'singing', or getting monstered?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Paula
I didn't realize that Vic Savage not only directed the film but acted in it too!
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Cygnus Bazza
Acting on a hunch…” There’s ACTING involved???????????????
 
Cygnus Bazza
Ah, the Hootenanny Singers…
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Can I do my joke now about the alien carpet being a great role/roll?

No

Harsh but fair


Imagine what she's like when your library books are overdue.

Hauling over the carpet will be making a come back at work
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

OneSparePart wrote:

How come nobody crawling into that space ship is dying a horrible noisy death?


The monster is tired of eating rednecks and is waiting for a beatnik,

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

I didn't realize that Vic Savage not only directed the film but acted in it too!

And legged it afterwards, by all accounts!
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

How come nobody crawling into that space ship is dying a horrible noisy death?


Exactly what I was wondering. And how come those carpets use the same sort of rocket design as early humans etc etc?
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