You turned up then? Was beginning to think you'd been kept late at the library to jacket a load of new paperbacks.

I was watching the mayor of casterbridge with special guest stuart fell, climbing a pole.

I spy the itc staircase

I was watching the mayor of casterbridge with special guest stuart fell, climbing a pole.

Stuart fell while climbing a pole?

Moribund the Burgermeister

Actually, no. He went upoa da pole but he no come downa da pole, schweinhund.

A lovely little number

Blimey. OSP'll be clicking her heels in a minute. Just like at the library

Ah, Aqualung. My friend.

Oddly, I accidentally did a nazi salute while pointing out progress on a nearby block of flats only this week.

Hello. A bit late, as usual. Just posted a long post about the man with the (appalling) robotic German accent, suggesting that a German accent might have livened the Mueller robot up a bit - but the wretched site threw me out!

In all honesty, that's magnificent. Are you now on a disciplinary?

No they dursent do that to me.

Your post probably had too many naughty words in it.

Looks like it’ll be self-service at the hotel bar tonight, then

Don't stray from the rope... so now we know they are going to do exactly that.

Ring nein nein nein!

Nicht rauchen vetboten then. Und drinking after hours also

Actually, I often find that when I attempt to post for the first time on a rewatch thread, I am thrown off the site - does this happen to anyone else?

Actually, I often find that when I attempt to post for the first time on a rewatch thread, I am thrown off the site - does this happen to anyone else?