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Joe Dredd


Lol!
 
Joe Dredd


And on special occasions, we have a sort-of really flat quiche... with tomato sauce.
 
Brad

Hugbot wrote:

I got the strips back:

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And here is today's installment:

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Once again, Zeppo gets no rspect... not saying he deserves respect, only noting that he gets none. Even from his brothers..... .

Studio Head: Now that Zeppo has left the act, I presume you will cut your fees.
Chico: No, we're going to raise them. We're twice as funny without Zeppo.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
trevor travis


A real cliffhanger!
Vote Og.
 
Hugbot
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trevor travis


Sunday sounds like a real treat Wink Grin

And reminds me of:

LISTER: Erm, well you sound exactly like what we're looking for. Are
there any questions that you'd like to ask us?
HARRISON: I just want to get one thing clear in my mind. This is an
opportunity to be revived as a hologram and become a part of the crew,
and the crew is you three.

The three in question smile encouragingly.

HARRISON: Basically you spend your time salvaging derelict spaceships,
playing poker, and eating curries.
LISTER: Well we don't do that much salvaging.
HARRISON: But you do sound like you eat a lot of curries.
KRYTEN: Well, we don't eat curry every night if that's what you think.
In fact I remember quite clearly last June: Mr. Lister had a pizza.
You remember? (LISTER nods in agreement.)
LISTER: Yeah.
KRYTEN: And you didn't like it. But then I poured curry sauce all over
it and he just yummed it up!
HARRISON: And the all-night poker sessions -- is it always strip poker?
LISTER: It depends on how drunk we are.
CAT: Or how much curry he's had.
HARRISON: So, and this probably sounds like a stupid question, you don't
really have much interest in horse riding or ballet.
LISTER: F-fine by us -- as long as we can have a curry afterwards, we're
cool. But of course, there's one or two other people that we have to
see, but in theory if we offered you the post of replacement hologram
would you accept?
HARRISON: No.
LISTER: No.
HARRISON: No, I think, erm, I'm better off where I am.
CAT: But you're dead!
HARRISON: And meeting you guys has really made me appreciate it a whole
lot more.
Vote Og.
 
Hugbot
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(I hope the pet in question is recognisable in the heads-only style.)
 
Hugbot
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(Will our heroes ever get back to the ship? Or do they have to spend Christmas on the expensive planetoid of organised crime? Stay tuned!)
 
Hugbot
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trevor travis

Hugbot wrote:

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(Will our heroes ever get back to the ship? Or do they have to spend Christmas on the expensive planetoid of organised crime? Stay tuned!)


I only take off my horn beanie when I'm in the shower Shock
Vote Og.
 
Hugbot
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Paula
Ironing? What's this ironing you speak of? (I'm the one in the wrinkled clothes)
Resist the Host




 
Hugbot

Paula wrote:

Ironing? What's this ironing you speak of? (I'm the one in the wrinkled clothes)

Again, this reminds me of Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse:
- My wife and I are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing while I do the stealing.

(Come to think of it, this could also be a Vila quote.)
 
Hugbot
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Joe Dredd
With Limburger cheese to follow.
 
Hugbot
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(The episode in question, by the way, is Flight Into Terror.)
 
Brad


Clearly the culprit is.... wait for it.... Iron Man!

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Brad


Ah, fermented herring.....

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Hugbot
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ellen york
In the lab we have PPE (personal protection equipment). OSP needs FPE (flower protection equipment).
 
Hugbot
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trevor travis


I'm becoming more-and-more convinced, whatever he may claim, that our chef is Swedish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGh1...WGh1YYT4vI
Vote Og.
 
Hugbot
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Hugbot
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OneSparePart

Hugbot wrote:

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(I hope the pet in question is recognisable in the heads-only style.)

Oh the soup dragon! She's my favourite.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
OneSparePart

What have you got against my flower? And no rude answers, pur-lease!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
OneSparePart

Ghost toast! Ghosts boast about their toast. It's the most!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Hugbot

OneSparePart wrote:

Oh the soup dragon! She's my favourite.

I'm glad someone recognised her!
 
Hugbot
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(Based on what the Grisou, my favourite pub in Flensburg, did during the Advent season a few years ago.)
 
Hugbot
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trevor travis

Hugbot wrote:

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(Based on what the Grisou, my favourite pub in Flensburg, did during the Advent season a few years ago.)


Good idea Huggy! After speaking to the chef, I've sorted out a fabulous menu for the crew for the coming days:

1. Meat Feast Pizza
2. Pizza festin de viande
3. Pizza Festa della Carne
4. Fleischfest-Pizza
5. Köttfest pizza
6. ミートフィーストピザ
7. Vleesfeest Pizza
8. Пицца «Мясной пир»
9. Masové hody Pizza
10. Mesna gozba Pizza

All served with ketchup!

PS It's great being a floating head and not having to worry about your waistline.
Vote Og.
 
Paula
TT, did you forget dessert? And as your way, it must be a chocolate fountain where we can all bend over it and let that delicious chocolate syrup dribble into our mouths, just like you tried to do at that Chinese restaurant about a dozen of us went to after Cygnus Alpha con in Brentford a few years back.... ah, memories!
Resist the Host




 
Hugbot
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Hugbot
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(In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles)
 
Lorna

Hugbot wrote:

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(In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles)

The Two Ronnies!!!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
littlesue

Lorna wrote:

Hugbot wrote:

i.imgur.com/4UDCzKd.jpg

(In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles)

The Two Ronnies!!!


A few years back, a little girl in the Post Office queue decided to remind her Mum about some very important birthday cake decorations. "Remember Mummy, we need four candles..."
The entire queue burst out laughing! Poor little girl; she had no idea why we were all giggling!!!
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
trevor travis

Paula wrote:

TT, did you forget dessert? And as your way, it must be a chocolate fountain where we can all bend over it and let that delicious chocolate syrup dribble into our mouths, just like you tried to do at that Chinese restaurant about a dozen of us went to after Cygnus Alpha con in Brentford a few years back.... ah, memories!


I hadn't forgotten dessert... that's Meat Feat Pizza dipped under the chocolate fountain WinkGrin
Vote Og.
 
trevor travis

Hugbot wrote:

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(In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles)


What a load of Billhooks!
Vote Og.
 
trevor travis

littlesue wrote:

Lorna wrote:

Hugbot wrote:

i.imgur.com/4UDCzKd.jpg

(In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles)

The Two Ronnies!!!


A few years back, a little girl in the Post Office queue decided to remind her Mum about some very important birthday cake decorations. "Remember Mummy, we need four candles..."
The entire queue burst out laughing! Poor little girl; she had no idea why we were all giggling!!!


The Wetherspoons in Oxford is called The Four Candles. Ronnie Barker grew up here.
Vote Og.
 
Lorna

trevor travis wrote:

littlesue wrote:

Lorna wrote:

Hugbot wrote:

i.imgur.com/4UDCzKd.jpg

(In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles)

The Two Ronnies!!!


A few years back, a little girl in the Post Office queue decided to remind her Mum about some very important birthday cake decorations. "Remember Mummy, we need four candles..."
The entire queue burst out laughing! Poor little girl; she had no idea why we were all giggling!!!


The Wetherspoons in Oxford is called The Four Candles. Ronnie Barker grew up here.

Do the Americans on the Forum know what we are talking about?
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
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