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CRUD CLUB: COSMIC SECOND REWATCH (Weds 27th November, 7.45pm)
Cygnus Bazza
The concept of 'watertight security' doesn't seem to have been invented yet
 
Paula
Everyone in this film needs a nose job.
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Cygnus Bazza
“I want – fuel!” “Cash or card?”
 
Cygnus Bazza
Stationery cupboard looks a bit empty. Who pinched all the paperclips?
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

The concept of 'watertight security' doesn't seem to have been invented yet


Oh, the aliens can walk right in but it IS watertight!
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Cygnus Bazza
His maniacal laugh is coming on leaps and bounds
 
Brad
So... to open the safe, you just turn the dial until a light comes on? Not much of a safe.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn
The Prince's hat reminds me of an early cyberman.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
The Prof really should have memorised the formula. Then they could have saved that folder for REALLY important stuff like claims for travel expenses
 
Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

So... to open the safe, you just turn the dial until a light comes on? Not much of a safe.

An experimental range of unsafe safes - never caught on
 
M1795537OCVirn
What do people do with all the paperclips they pinch?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Paula
Thunderbird's aren't go
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Cygnus Bazza
So…the Phantom effortlessly crossed intergalactic space, then nicked a folder and had to leg it like a shoplifter…
 
Brad
Your weapons have no effect on me, but I will duck anyway.

Reminds me of George Reeves Superman, he'd stand with hands on hips and a smug expression as the bad guy shot him six time, and then duck when the bad guy threw the gun at him.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Must have been one of Spacex's launches.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What do people do with all the paperclips they pinch?

File reports on their crimes
 
Paula
Stewardess, there is a man on the wing of the plane!
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Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Stewardess, there is a man on the wing of the plane!

"External maintenance, sir..."
 
Paula
Probably an American jet we let the Japs have.
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Cygnus Bazza
Getting very unfortunate involuntary flashbacks to ‘Tora! Tora! Tora!’ Not to mention ‘Midway’ and ‘Sands of Iwo Jima’. Never seen ‘Battle of the Coral Sea’. Don’t tell me the result!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Just to be on the safe side, I’d let Singapore know the Japanese Air Force is airborne again.
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Stewardess, there is a man on the wing of the plane!


Shatner, get back in here!

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“What did you say?” “Aaaaaaaaargh!” “Could you repeat that?” “Yes. Aaaaaaaaaaargh!”
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Getting very unfortunate involuntary flashbacks to ‘Tora! Tora! Tora!’ Not to mention ‘Midway’ and ‘Sands of Iwo Jima’. Never seen ‘Battle of the Coral Sea’. Don’t tell me the result!


Now you've done it. Brad is an expert on WWII.
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Brad

Paula wrote:

Probably an American jet we let the Japs have.


F86 Sabre. A bit obsolete by 64, probably air national guard.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Getting very unfortunate involuntary flashbacks to ‘Tora! Tora! Tora!’ Not to mention ‘Midway’ and ‘Sands of Iwo Jima’. Never seen ‘Battle of the Coral Sea’. Don’t tell me the result!


Now you've done it. Brad is an expert on WWII.

Just tell me, Brad, does it turn out OK in the end?
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Never seen ‘Battle of the Coral Sea’. Don’t tell me the result!


The Coral lost.

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M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Just to be on the safe side, I’d let Singapore know the Japanese Air Force is airborne again.


The Chinese have Singapore now, You'd start a war!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Paula wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Getting very unfortunate involuntary flashbacks to ‘Tora! Tora! Tora!’ Not to mention ‘Midway’ and ‘Sands of Iwo Jima’. Never seen ‘Battle of the Coral Sea’. Don’t tell me the result!


Now you've done it. Brad is an expert on WWII.

Just tell me, Brad, does it turn out OK in the end?


Depends on whose side you were on.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Dad's 'theory' about how the brontosaurus is little on the end, big in the middle and then little again on the end?
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Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Just to be on the safe side, I’d let Singapore know the Japanese Air Force is airborne again.


The Chinese have Singapore now, You'd start a war!

Report for racism. And geopoliticism.
 
M1795537OCVirn
Big grey swirly thing in space!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
gentlemen, I suggest a half hour recess....

YAY. recess!

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Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

gentlemen, I suggest a half hour recess....

YAY. recess!

Pub o'clock!!!
 
Paula
The evil alien always has a mustache.
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M1795537OCVirn
The Chauffer? Collateral damage.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Great - tick that box! The villain used the word 'futile'!
 
Paula
You don't see many UFO coupes.
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M1795537OCVirn
That guy on the stairs - his knees have slumped!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

The Chauffer? Collateral damage.

Sad loss, course of duty, blah blah blather blather blah...
 
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