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CRUD CLUB: COSMIC SECOND REWATCH (Weds 27th November, 7.45pm)
Cygnus Bazza
These battle sequences are leaving me breathless with excitement. Or maybe I’m just developing late-onset asthma.
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

The evil alien always has a mustache.


You call that a mustache? Looks like a slug balanced on his lip.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Poison fog-- in space?
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Brad
Wow. Somehow, this is even worse than I remember.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Poison fog’s back. Oh. Mist. I mean missed. Or mist. I’m confusing myself.
 
Cygnus Bazza
I hope PoS’s ship has got foglamps. And a rear-screen heater
 
Paula
The sound effects people are having a field day on this film
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Brad

Paula wrote:

Poison fog-- in space?


Auron Veggie Burgers again.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Yet again - meteorites in space! NOOOOO.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

The sound effects people are having a field day on this film

I think you meant "are having a day off"
 
Brad
Fortunately, no one told Price of Space the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Oh, no! I forgot the goofy giant.
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M1795537OCVirn
this is gripping stuff!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Worrying that the Phantom doesn’t know the difference between a meteor and a meteorite. How’s he going to control the Universe with gaps in his basic knowledge like that?
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

this is gripping stuff!

Pick another adjective
 
Brad
They're all stuffing their socks down their pants. Must be from Rimmer World.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Come on, Phantom, you are speaking bafflegab!
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Cygnus Bazza
At least the PoS survived the bombardment with chilli-coated peanuts
 
Cygnus Bazza
Looks like the Phantom has a penchant for period furniture
 
M1795537OCVirn
Where did the aliens get those chairs?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

At least the PoS survived the bombardment with chilli-coated peanuts
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Please don't abbreviate Prince of Space.... I know it's apropos, but don't. Smile

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Five of the most advanced minds on Earth. Unfortunately, OSP wasn’t available. Gone out. In Stoke. I know.”
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Looks like the Phantom has a penchant for period furniture


All the best space ships are appointed so well....
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Paula

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Where did the aliens get those chairs?


Space IKEA
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Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Looks like the Phantom has a penchant for period furniture


All the best space ships are appointed so well....

This is undeniable. Sorry, I mean undeniably deniable
 
Cygnus Bazza
“The word ‘impossible’ doesn’t exist. These days, we prefer to say ‘challenging’…”
 
Paula
Phantom is 'splainin
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Cygnus Bazza
“I see all of your secrets from here. Yes, gentlemen. Even THOSE ones…”
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I’ve brought you five here….to start a band. Do you like…K-pop?”
 
M1795537OCVirn
OSP would have sorted all this out by now.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I shall trash one of your urban settlements. Maybe Stoke. Let’s see if anyone notices”
 
Cygnus Bazza
That model is definitely dangling off a fishing rod.
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Phantom is 'splainin


Putting the exposition fifty minutes in. Why bother putting it in scene one like Shakespeare?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Good sideburns. Who let Alvin Stardust in? What an appropriate name.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Theremin alert
 
Paula
Really Wally, get a hat that fits!!
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M1795537OCVirn
I think I know who the guy in the mask might be.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Those facemasks are the equivalent of Spock's woolly hat
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I think I know who the guy in the mask might be.

Jim Carrey?
 
Paula
Shoeshine Boy? Do they mean Underdog?
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