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CRUD CLUB: COSMIC SECOND REWATCH (Weds 27th November, 7.45pm)
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Those of you who are fortunate will fall into a star. The rest will end up in the north midlands…”


Hang on...is this from the future, or the past?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

Prince of Space looks like he's playing goalie for the 61 Boston Bruins.

He could stop a lot of shots with those ears
 
Paula
I could watch an hour of the guardian myself
Resist the Host




 
Brad
The Guardian looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
I'm so glad the Phantom is getting his jollies.
Resist the Host




 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Those of you who are fortunate will fall into a star. The rest will end up in the north midlands…”


Hang on...is this from the future, or the past?

Bit of both, in a strange, dystopian way...
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

They've fallen into a Star Trek location.

Are you terribly disappointed there's no buddleia?


Yes. In fact - hollyhocks!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
How'd you like to have the Vick's Sinex franchise on Krankor?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

I could watch an hour of the guardian myself

He desperately deserves a spin-off trilogy
 
Cygnus Bazza
This film would be eight minutes shorter if you cut out all the cackles
 
M1795537OCVirn
What's the Guardian guarding?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Mind the furniture!!! That's got to go back!
 
M1795537OCVirn
I wonder what she script actually said before they translated it into American.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What's the Guardian guarding?

The Guardian. (The Phantom believes in a free press)
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

This film would be eight minutes shorter if you cut out all the cackles


But that's the best bit!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
The American scientist looks like a US Civil War general. In fact, he looks like EVERY Civil War general
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What's the Guardian guarding?

The Guardian. (The Phantom believes in a free press)


That almost makes sense.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

The American scientist looks like a US Civil War general. In fact, he looks like EVERY Civil War general

Sorry - should have added: "Too Soon?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What's the Guardian guarding?

The Guardian. (The Phantom believes in a free press)


That almost makes sense.

Which, of course, means that it doesn't make sense
 
Cygnus Bazza
You could oil squeaky door hinges with the Prince's gun
 
M1795537OCVirn
Is the shoeshine 'Prince' wearing the same hat under his headgear?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Is the shoeshine 'Prince' wearing the same hat under his headgear?

I'll feel extremely cheated if he isn't
 
M1795537OCVirn
CB, what's going on in your avatar this time?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
Finally, a super hero who has no qualms about mowing down the minions en masse.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Must be the end of the film, they are blowing up the sets.
Resist the Host




 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

CB, what's going on in your avatar this time?

Something to do with quarks. And strangeness. And charm.
 
Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

Finally, a super hero who has no qualms about mowing down the minions en masse.

Tick that box!
 
Brad
We're on a direct course for Earth... and I hate to bring this up, but does anyone know how to land a flying saucer?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Must be the end of the film, they are blowing up the sets.

Plausible deniability
 
Cygnus Bazza
We're done! Don't know about you three, but I feel all Christmassy now!
 
Paula
Sings: We love you, Prince of Space even if you are a bandy legged little t*at. Thank you for saving the world, Prince of Space, now go back to boot blacking, you pretentious little man. I think that was the rough translation.
Resist the Host




 
M1795537OCVirn
That was...crud.
Meanwhile, how's those cookies coming along Paula?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Well, that lowered the bar a bit for Crud Club! JOB DONE!
 
Paula

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

That was...crud.
Meanwhile, how's those cookies coming along Paula?


Going to make then next.
Resist the Host




 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Sings: We love you, Prince of Space even if you are a bandy legged little t*at. Thank you for saving the world, Prince of Space, now go back to boot blacking, you pretentious little man. I think that was the rough translation.

Yep. Verbatim.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Another Club triumph, I'd say!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

We're done! Don't know about you three, but I feel all Christmassy now!


Dread to think what happens at your place at Christmas!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

We're done! Don't know about you three, but I feel all Christmassy now!


Dread to think what happens at your place at Christmas!

Me too
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Paula wrote:

Sings: We love you, Prince of Space even if you are a bandy legged little t*at. Thank you for saving the world, Prince of Space, now go back to boot blacking, you pretentious little man. I think that was the rough translation.

Yep. Verbatim.


Thank you so much.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Thanks for making that a blast, all! Are we done till New Year now? What's the (evil) plan?
 
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