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 A WARNING TO THE CURIOUS Thursday 5th December
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:23
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He digs it up. He puts it back. He wrote the hokey cokey song.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:23
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I think he's saying they're East Anglian seagulls, and therefore creepy. Precisely. It's the way they nick your chips. East Anglia isn't creepy either. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:24
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Joking apart, archaeology is actually quite a dangerous profession. Nasty murder earlier this year in Athens. (All to do with building permits in the Cyclades) |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:24
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I have a Viennese cake-knife that is about the same shape as the blade that man is wielding. Remind me not to go to your house for tea... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:24
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He digs it up. He puts it back. He wrote the hokey cokey song. It was either going back in the mound or ending up on ebay |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:25
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I think he's saying they're East Anglian seagulls, and therefore creepy. Precisely. It's the way they nick your chips. East Anglia isn't creepy either. I'm not sure you're fully entering into the spirit of this (so to speak)... |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:25
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He digs it up. He puts it back. He wrote the hokey cokey song. It was either going back in the mound or ending up on ebay Is that with or without the creepy man attachment? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:26
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He digs it up. He puts it back. He wrote the hokey cokey song. It was either going back in the mound or ending up on ebay Is that with or without the creepy man attachment? Depends what they'd charge for the postage and packing |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:26
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Roll on del boy and rodders...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:27
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“Ever since I touched this thing, I’ve been crapping myself. And I mean proper, OSP-level crapping myself…” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:27
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“Do you want me to come with you?” “No. Let’s split up. Bound to go well” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:28
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Roll on del boy and rodders... "I shall be back....soon..." |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:29
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Oh hell. I'm watching Miracle on 34th Street after this. The Natalie Wood version.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:29
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Peter V's done a dead good deadpan job in this |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:30
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Oh hell. I'm watching Miracle on 34th Street after this. The Natalie Wood version. Blimey. The nuclear option. Didn't realise it'd got THAT scary for you... |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:31
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Scratchy string music is creepy |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:31
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Oh hell. I'm watching Miracle on 34th Street after this. The Natalie Wood version. Blimey. The nuclear option. Didn't realise it'd got THAT scary for you... I get a bit involved in scary stuff. It's no good for my nerves. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:32
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Oh hell. I'm watching Miracle on 34th Street after this. The Natalie Wood version. Blimey. The nuclear option. Didn't realise it'd got THAT scary for you... I get a bit involved in scary stuff. It's no good for my nerves. Yeah, but you'll end up blubbing at 'Miracle'. You know you will. Just a different sort of wringer |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:33
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"Last creepy train to London..." |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:34
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That poor violin!! Torturing it to make that noise!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:34
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:35
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... The Phantom Flan Flinger is a truly great shout. I can officially declare OSP "BACK ON FORM"! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:35
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That poor violin!! Torturing it to make that noise! Alban Berg made a career out of that |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:35
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... It does make me much less scared, I must say. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:36
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Well, I thought that was excellent. |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:36
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That's a good hat, don't put it down like that! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:37
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... It does make me much less scared, I must say. Clearly never been hit by a fruit flan in the dead of night |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:37
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... I don't suppose you'd care to say what, exactly, you're so scared of? I mean, you're not in East Anglia, you're not an archaeologist or historian (too many of them about anyway) and nobody is likely to have buried a crown in your library. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:37
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Ah, he's deid, poor soul. Thought that would happen.
Edited by AnneArthur on 05-12-2024 20:38 |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:37
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My problem is, I'm part hippie. I gets the scares much easier than you scientific folk.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:38
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My problem is, I'm part hippie. I gets the scares much easier than you scientific folk. That'll be the earth forces doin' that |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:38
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Are you lot a couple of minutes behind me? Watching the Director's Cut? |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:39
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Ah - wrong railway company. Sorry. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:39
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... I don't suppose you'd care to say what, exactly, you're so scared of? I mean, you're not in East Anglia, you're not an archaeologist or historian (too many of them about anyway) and nobody is likely to have buried a crown in your library. I lose myself in the story. I can analyse it with vigour but the feel of it gets into my bones.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:40
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Are you lot a couple of minutes behind me? Watching the Director's Cut? I started late, as usual. Finished now. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:40
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My problem is, I'm part hippie. I gets the scares much easier than you scientific folk. That'll be the earth forces doin' that Ley ley ley Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:40
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... I don't suppose you'd care to say what, exactly, you're so scared of? I mean, you're not in East Anglia, you're not an archaeologist or historian (too many of them about anyway) and nobody is likely to have buried a crown in your library. You'll be amazed what you can find behind the book stacks |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:41
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Even the fact that Ayger looks like a cross between the phantom raspberry blower and the phantom flan flinger doesn't make me less scared.... It does make me much less scared, I must say. Clearly never been hit by a fruit flan in the dead of night Or been assailed by a raspberry Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:41
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My problem is, I'm part hippie. I gets the scares much easier than you scientific folk. That'll be the earth forces doin' that Ley ley ley Bob Dylan ref AND Derek & the Doms |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 05-12-2024 20:41
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Well, that was interesting, with some nicely atmospheric scenery, but actually rather less scary than last week's. I'm not finding these anything like as creepy as The Turn of the Screw, for example. |
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