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 FESTIVE FRIGHT-NIGHT LITE: 7.45pm Thursday 4th December
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:49
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“Why does he want to write my age down?” “He’s playing Dead Orphan Bingo” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:50
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Young Steve looks knackered.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:50
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“You’re not the first orphan he’s given shelter. There were all the other ones that went missing too” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:50
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“You must eat heartily! Nuts ‘n’ crackers! That’s me, by the way. Not the meal.” You're nuts, me lord. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:51
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Great dress in that old photo. In Pride & Prej, did Darcy love a bustle? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:51
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“You must eat heartily! Nuts ‘n’ crackers! That’s me, by the way. Not the meal.” You're nuts, me lord. That's the one! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:51
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I think he’s stumbled onto the set of Celebrity Traitors |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:52
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“Have you read any Censorinus?” “Not unless he does comics” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:52
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Great dress in that old photo. In Pride & Prej, did Darcy love a bustle? No, P & P predates the bustle, you ignoramus. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:53
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“Excellent. The boy’s out to grass. Me, on the other hand………..out to lunch.” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:53
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Great dress in that old photo. In Pride & Prej, did Darcy love a bustle? No, P & P predates the bustle, you ignoramus. Jokes before facts. My family motto (in Latin). |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:54
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Nice creepy mausoleum. Question: do you say ‘mausoleums’ or ‘mausolea’? Come to think of it, why would you say either of them? You’re weird. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:54
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Great dress in that old photo. In Pride & Prej, did Darcy love a bustle? No, P & P predates the bustle, you ignoramus. Jokes before facts. My family motto (in Latin). Let us know when you're telling a joke then. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:54
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He really shouldn't believe everything he reads. Who is the old chap, anyway? OSP is bound to know.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:55
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Great dress in that old photo. In Pride & Prej, did Darcy love a bustle? No, P & P predates the bustle, you ignoramus. Jokes before facts. My family motto (in Latin). Let us know when you're telling a joke then. I'll fill in the usual application form |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:55
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Time for a bit of clipping. He could start by pruning his eyebrows. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:56
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He's a bit weird, this geezer. Are you unnerved yet, Virny? Or would he be 'normal for the Lake District'? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:57
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Mrs Bunch. Her husband’s first name: Brady. Should’ve married his brother, Hair-bear. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:58
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“You may go, Parks. Send me my other manservant, Recreation.” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:58
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He really shouldn't believe everything he reads. Who is the old chap, anyway? OSP is bound to know. Joseph O'Connor. He played Mr Brownlow in Oliver! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:59
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He's a bit weird, this geezer. Are you unnerved yet, Virny? Or would he be 'normal for the Lake District'? He wouldn't be normal in a nut house. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 19:59
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“There was never any trace of either of those children. Master was extremely solicitous regarding the disposal of evidence…” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:00
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Abney's servants are really thick aren't they?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:00
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Doesn't look like a very sturdy hurdy-gurdy. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:01
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Abney's servants are really thick aren't they? Harsh. What happened to class solidarity? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:01
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Doesn't look like a very sturdy hurdy-gurdy. Best ask Donovan Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:02
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Doesn't look like a very sturdy hurdy-gurdy. Best ask Donovan Strangely, he's not here at the moment |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:03
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Abney's servants are really thick aren't they? Harsh. What happened to class solidarity? I am a toff stolen at birth by folk like him here Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:03
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I reckon M1 is silent with fear. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:04
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Abney's servants are really thick aren't they? Harsh. What happened to class solidarity? I am a toff stolen at birth by folk like him here Your lost inheritance awaits |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:04
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Doesn't look like a very sturdy hurdy-gurdy. Best ask Donovan Strangely, he's not here at the moment I thought he was guest star in M'Virn's panto? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:05
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Horrible! Horrible! And that's just that annoying effin' tune! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:05
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Doesn't look like a very sturdy hurdy-gurdy. Best ask Donovan Strangely, he's not here at the moment I thought he was guest star in M'Virn's panto? You're mixing him up with Brian Protheroe. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:06
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Horrible! Horrible! And that's just that annoying effin' tune! Like a ghostly ice (s) cream seller Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:06
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So far we've had a penny-whistler, a fiddler and a hurdygurdyist. What instrument is coming netx?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:06
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Horrible! Horrible! And that's just that annoying effin' tune! Like a ghostly ice (s) cream seller Go on then - you can have a 'lol'! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:07
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So far we've had a penny-whistler, a fiddler and a hurdygurdyist. What instrument is coming netx? Portative pipe organ |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:07
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Where's Child Protective Services when you need them?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:08
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That’s from Ralph Vaughan Williams’ English Folk Song Suite. You’re welcome. #DoinIt4Brad |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:08
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A nice bottle of the Blue Nun please, Parks. We’re celebrating like it’s 1979!” |
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