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THE STONE TAPE Thursday 11th December 7.45pm
OneSparePart
Is this bloke a relative of Van Helsing?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What are those two in the background doing?

Fiddling with their instruments?

Making their own homebrew?


Highly likely. Incidentally, do you remember that published scientific paper about about how bubbles form and move in pints of beer? Everyone tried to repeat the experiment, but the funding bodies twigged the scam.

Repeatability is the essence of scientific discovery. Especially down the pub.
 
M1795537OCVirn
I'm so scared I'm reaching for my PC Pringles. Comfort crisps.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Is this bloke a relative of Van Helsing?

No. But I am.
 
M1795537OCVirn
There are ten lurkers on this site right now. Probably watching us. Chilling, eh?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
That's an insightful computer programme.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I'm so scared I'm reaching for my PC Pringles. Comfort crisps.

Not very 70s. Can't you fix yourself a quick inedible ploughman's?
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

There are ten lurkers on the site. Probably watching us. Chilling, eh?

I've never known what the lurkers are
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Why is everyone shouting?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

There are ten lurkers on the site. Probably watching us. Chilling, eh?

They'll all be scrolling though our Champions rewatch threads.
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Why is everyone shouting?

Cos they're p*ssed
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

There are ten lurkers on the site. Probably watching us. Chilling, eh?

I've never known what the lurkers are

The Lurkers sounds like a backing group for Gene Pitney
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I'm so scared I'm reaching for my PC Pringles. Comfort crisps.

Not very 70s. Can't you fix yourself a quick inedible ploughman's?

Or a cheese and pineapple hedgehog
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I'm so scared I'm reaching for my PC Pringles. Comfort crisps.

Not very 70s. Can't you fix yourself a quick inedible ploughman's?

Or a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

By my reckoning, that's at least the third time you've mentioned one of those in a rewatch. #UnhealthyObsession
 
Cygnus Bazza
If I had to describe this 'team' in one word, I think 'rabble' would be a frontrunner.
 
OneSparePart
Oh. Got no crisps to comfort eat. Can you comfort eat blue riband?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I'm so scared I'm reaching for my PC Pringles. Comfort crisps.

Not very 70s. Can't you fix yourself a quick inedible ploughman's?

Or a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

By my reckoning, that's at least the third time you've mentioned one of those in a rewatch. #UnhealthyObsession


Haven't seen a hedgehog for years. Cheesy or otherwise.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Oh. Got no crisps to comfort eat. Can you comfort eat blue riband?

Depends if you find it comforting. And if you eat it.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I'm so scared I'm reaching for my PC Pringles. Comfort crisps.

Not very 70s. Can't you fix yourself a quick inedible ploughman's?

Or a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

By my reckoning, that's at least the third time you've mentioned one of those in a rewatch. #UnhealthyObsession

#anunutterableyearning
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

If I had to describe this 'team' in one word, I think 'rabble' would be a frontrunner.


Is there a collective noun for drunk scientista?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

If I had to describe this 'team' in one word, I think 'rabble' would be a frontrunner.


Is there a collective noun for drunk scientista?

A slosh
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Oh. Got no crisps to comfort eat. Can you comfort eat blue riband?

Depends if you find it comforting. And if you eat it.


And if you have some in the house. You're much too scared to go outside.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

If I had to describe this 'team' in one word, I think 'rabble' would be a frontrunner.


Is there a collective noun for drunk scientista?

A slosh


Excellent. Knew you'd know.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Is the stone having an effect on them?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted?
 
M1795537OCVirn
the sound effects people must be on double pay for this one.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

the sound effects people must be on double pay for this one.

They'd just take them all down the pub to show their appreciation.

I keep forgetting to feel scared
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted?

The old(er) library was
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel.
 
OneSparePart
I wonder if Steven Spielberg saw this?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted?

The old(er) library was

I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

the sound effects people must be on double pay for this one.

They'd just take them all down the pub to show their appreciation.

I keep forgetting to feel scared

You're not **sensitive**
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Ryan's back
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

the sound effects people must be on double pay for this one.

They'd just take them all down the pub to show their appreciation.

I keep forgetting to feel scared

You're not **sensitive**

I've insulated myself against fear with mulled cider
 
M1795537OCVirn
It's the holy washer/dryer of Antioch!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted?

The old(er) library was

I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength

Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Scientists are really badly equipped to deal with this sort of thing. They need to apply for a different sort of grant. And not a Del Grant, either.
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

It's the holy washer/dryer of Antioch!

Is that related to the goat of mendes?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel.


Sherry, remember.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

It's the holy washer/dryer of Antioch!

And to think it was dismissed as mere fable...
 
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