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CRUD CLUB: HIGH-TENSILE TENTH REWATCH, Weds 21st January 2026
Cygnus Bazza
To be fair, Russ is my new favourite non-acting actor
 
Cygnus Bazza
“The word ‘enemy’ is about to disappear from the human language. Unlike ‘hokum’, which is barely getting started…”
 
Paula
It's not Tom's fault, it's his mustache making him do this.
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Brad
Good morning, Mister Phelps. Your Impossible Mission, to make this movie make sense.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OneSparePart
This was training for the Airplane films for mr graves
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
The obligatory crowd fleeing scene.
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Brad
The mass hysteria scene, filmed primarily for the trailer.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula

OneSparePart wrote:

This was training for the Airplane films for mr graves


Bobby, do you like gladiator films?
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Cygnus Bazza
“Come on! Keep going! Out into the streets! It’s the only place to panic.”
 
OneSparePart
All those random things they are carrying
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Blimey. Parts of the US under quasi-martial law! How ludicrous! Oh wait….
 
Paula
No one will be seated during the tense bicycle riding scene!
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Brad

OneSparePart wrote:

This was training for the Airplane films for mr graves


Kareem Abdul Jabar would be tall enough to snatch the alien bats from the sky.

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Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

All those random things they are carrying

What would YOU take with you? Your Egg album?
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I seen a funny-looking bird” [Insert unacceptable retro joke here]
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Blimey. Parts of the US under quasi-martial law! How ludicrous! Oh wait….


Shakes head and groans in shame.
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Brad
He was right. He's staying, all right.

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Cygnus Bazza
Time for a Cycling Tour. Cue Mr Pither, as in brotherhood
 
M1795537OCVirn
I quite agree about the futility of newspapers...
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Paula wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

This was training for the Airplane films for mr graves


Bobby, do you like gladiator films?

That would make this film interesting...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Time for a Cycling Tour. Cue Mr Pither, as in brotherhood


It's a long way to North Cornwall.

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Cygnus Bazza
No need for newspapers… Fake news… You’re a terrible journalist…”
 
Cygnus Bazza
Nelson needs to pedal along a cycle path away from the psychopath
 
Cygnus Bazza
Tom’s definitely overdue a review of his medication
 
Paula
She's in polka dots. A huge thing in the 50's.
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Brad
Ah, the 'communist takeover allegory' in full force....

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Brad
Why are you holding me?

Polka dots drive me wild.

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M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Nelson needs to pedal along a cycle path away from the psychopath


You've done that one before.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Oh Tom, Tom. Why can’t I drum it into you?”
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

All those random things they are carrying

What would YOU take with you? Your Egg album?

Tin of beans so I could smash someone in the face with it
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula

Brad wrote:

Ah, the 'communist takeover allegory' in full force....


You mean like yesterday and the day before? Oh, you meant the 50's. How quaint.
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Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

All those random things they are carrying

What would YOU take with you? Your Egg album?

Tin of beans so I could smash someone in the face with it

Haricot?
 
Paula
Oh, Beverly Garland vying for an Academy Award!
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Cygnus Bazza
I can’t imagine Russ pulling off Polonius in Hamlet. Though that bit didn’t actually make it to the First Folio.
 
Paula
He beaned the general, and not with OSP's can of beans.
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Paula
That's some serious music there.
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Brad
So, he's left handed.....

Thus the shell casings from that Browning 45 would eject into his face....
Edited by Brad on 21-01-2026 20:22

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Where did the ‘No Riders’ sign appear from? It’s bad news for Guns ‘n’ Roses – they’ll have to bring their own tequila
 
OneSparePart
Batman's bat utility bat thing has gone batty
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Venus? Venus?? Rhymes with ..... never mind.
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