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 CRUD CLUB: HIGH-TENSILE TENTH REWATCH, Weds 21st January 2026
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:23
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Batman's bat utility bat thing has gone batty Batman took his utility belt off.... and his Bat Trousers fell down. . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:23
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Tom: There’s just one on Earth… And eight more on Venus… You can tell they’re all male… Because they’ve all got a p…. Nelson: Yes, that’s quite enough of that, thank you |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:24
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and.... the jeep still runs...... so much for the aliens....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:25
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Actually he's not the greatest traitor to mankind, but I don't want to get into today's politics...
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:25
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Paul Nelson for the Senate! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:25
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This is fascinating stuff. He drives the car up the hill. He drives the car down the hill again.....
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:25
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It really is high time Claire went back to mother. Ideally her own. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:26
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Was that a gun in his coat pocket? Or...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:26
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And Beverly again going for the Oscar.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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The ‘No Riders’ sign has disappeared again. Aerosmith probably complained |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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Under lighting..... someone's turned evil.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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Scientists with guns, just what we need.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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I've got a bad feeling about Joan...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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Back to Pithering |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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Mr Virn just brought me some 'nibbles' - one Babybell cheese, half a bag of crisps, the last few chestnuts we forgot to eat at Christmas and a few mixed nuts. Yum!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:28
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Paul's in desperate trouble |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:29
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Mr Virn just rought me some 'nibbles - one Babybell cheese, half a bag of crisps, the last few chestnuts we forgot to eat at Christmas and a few mixed nuts. Yum! Only one 'l' in Babybel. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:29
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She's going for a short walk. I was hoping she'd take a long walk off a short pier!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:29
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Shame all the newspapers have gone - now he’s got nothing to swat it with |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:30
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Is that the best they could do with the alien voice?
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:30
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“I have the only working phone left. I warned you not to rely on pay-as-you-go” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:31
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Mr Virn just rought me some 'nibbles - one Babybell cheese, half a bag of crisps, the last few chestnuts we forgot to eat at Christmas and a few mixed nuts. Yum! Only one 'l' in Babybel. I apologise . Should have looked at the wrapper. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:31
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Is that the best they could do with the alien voice? Yep, they dropped a Clanger |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:32
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Shame all the newspapers have gone - now he’s got nothing to swat it with Rats! "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:32
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Shooting her was a bit precipitate. Should have tried Relationship Guidance first |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:33
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Did he just kill his wife? No chance of sorting it out?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:33
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Matter of time before one of these soldiers uses the phrase “dumb schmuck” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:33
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This is a pretty lame way to invade and take over the Earth. A few flying rubber bats, a tree monster hiding in a cave and a couple of scientist types with guns. Yeah, this will work.
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:34
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The National Guard in this movie has nothing on Dad's Army.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:34
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She's going to get a slap!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:34
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Did he just kill his wife? No chance of sorting it out? They didn't even get to divvy up the record collection |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:35
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“You’ll be killing me with the same bullet. So at least it’ll be resource-efficient” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:35
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“The Zombie Speaks…” Sounds like a film for Crud Club! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:35
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This is a pretty lame way to invade and take over the Earth. A few flying rubber bats, a tree monster hiding in a cave and a couple of scientist types with guns. Yeah, this will work. All they could do with a budget of fifty dollars. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:36
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“Tom, please! Let me cook you some spaghetti.” “Western?” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:36
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They always talk of Ed Wood and his films, but Roger Corman did a lot of awful films- but always a cut above in my book.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:36
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“He’s super-intelligent, even though he looks like a novelty vegetable.” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:37
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It's the 1950's, This IS my sexy lingerie.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:37
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Beverley calls the alien ‘the King’. But its actual name is Elvis |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:37
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All this violence over a cup of coffee.
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