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 CRUD CLUB'S NIGHT OFF: Weds 18th March - FRANKENSTEIN
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:16
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I reckon the Monster’s got something up his sleeve. But it won’t be a very long thing. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:17
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Those short sleeves are giving me a flashback to the ‘Billie Jean’ video |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:17
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What an icon Karloff was. Just look at that face, and his voice! You would not confuse him with anyone else.
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:18
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Karloff's performance in this film must be one of the most underrated in movie history.
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:18
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What an icon Karloff was. Just look at that face, and his voice! You would not confuse him with anyone else. I confuse him with Karl Borisoff |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:18
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Practising changing a light bulb. Very handy with those high ceilings |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:19
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No, no! The torches and pitchforks come much later!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:19
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I think they borrowed this set from one of those German films we watched. Maybe the monster has toothache. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:20
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The real villain of the film isn't the Monster, but Igor.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:20
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“It’s a monster. But if there’s any trace of humanity left in it, we can’t possibly take it to Stoke…” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:20
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Sounds like Fritz is doing the splitz |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:21
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What an icon Karloff was. Just look at that face, and his voice! You would not confuse him with anyone else. I confuse him with Karl Borisoff His flat head gives him away every time. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:22
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"Can we try the stick and carrot approach on it? I’ll put a carrot on a stick and jab it in its eye!” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:22
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The monster is learning to tap dance.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:22
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Is he really supposed to be getting married? It's a strange sort of stag party, isn't it?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:23
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“I got that one in! Now for his flu jab!” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:23
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Despite his size, not much of a boxer. One jab and he goes down for the count.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:24
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Is he really supposed to be getting married? It's a strange sort of stag party, isn't it? Wait till the Wolfman-a-gram turns up |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:24
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Despite his size, not much of a boxer. One jab and he goes down for the count. The Count's in a different film |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:25
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You'd think they'd just chop him back into pieces
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:25
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Despite his size, not much of a boxer. One jab and he goes down for the count. The Count's in a different film Thank you. I was hoping someone would pick that up. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:25
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Really should have installed a stairlift |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:26
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You'd think they'd just chop him back into pieces Spoken like a true librarian "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:26
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Is he really supposed to be getting married? It's a strange sort of stag party, isn't it? Wait till the Wolfman-a-gram turns up He's currently going walkies. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:26
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“Have you got any brandy? Not for him, for me!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:26
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I don't like his dad. He's a very distracting character.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:27
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I don't like his dad. He's a very distracting character. Nothing that a punch in the throat wouldn't sort out |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:28
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Oh, darling, I love it when you blow clouds of cigarette smoke in my face,
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:28
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I think the patient’s awake. Sack the anaesthetist. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:28
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Now the monster gets plastic surgery and he turns into Clark Gable in no time.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:28
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Oh, darling, I love it when you blow clouds of cigarette smoke in my face, You're a minute or two ahead, I think. How unlike you. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:29
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Boy, the Monster’s DESPERATE to go out and buy a new jacket |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:29
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When does Frankie sing 'Putting on the Ritz'?
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:29
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Now the monster gets plastic surgery and he turns into Clark Gable in no time. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Drrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:30
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“When will our wedding be? I’ve made my own Best Man!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:30
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Oh, darling, I love it when you blow clouds of cigarette smoke in my face, You're a minute or two ahead, I think. How unlike you. I don't know how she does it Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:31
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Oh, darling, I love it when you blow clouds of cigarette smoke in my face, You're a minute or two ahead, I think. How unlike you. I don't know how she does it OSP's back. Crikey, that was a long weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:32
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“How about a little drink. Grandfather always swore by Tesco Prosecco. ‘Finest’ range. None of yer rubbish” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:32
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Wait, wait! They didn't cut the cake!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-03-2026 20:32
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Nice to see the villagers cheering their oppressors |
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