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Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
Brad
Ben and Jeff going on a fishing trip makes the local paper?

Slow news decade.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn
the cheap voiceover technique means the actors don't have as many lines to remember.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Paula
This film brought to you in part by the cigarette council. Smoking's good for you!
Resist the Host




 
Cygnus Bazza
They’ve done very well to get a doctor to come out. These days, you’d end up on the call list for Tuesday week
 
Brad
No military man would wear a green dress jacket with a khaki cap.

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OneSparePart
Was this documentary made for drive ins?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Either the drapes go or I do! Look at those beauties.
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Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

the cheap voiceover technique means the actors don't have as many lines to remember.

I think they effed up the soundtrack
 
Cygnus Bazza
This next bit may be the greatest 2 minutes in cinema history.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Vic leaves Barney sitting in the lounge like a twonk, while he dishes up the tongue salad in the kitchen
 
Paula

OneSparePart wrote:

Was this documentary made for drive ins?


Quite possibly the third feature.
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OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

This next bit may be the greatest 2 minutes in cinema history.

Once the adverts are over....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

the cheap voiceover technique means the actors don't have as many lines to remember.

I think they effed up the soundtrack


Or lost it.

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Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Vic leaves Barney sitting in the lounge like a twonk, while he dishes up the tongue salad in the kitchen


LOL
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Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

This next bit may be the greatest 2 minutes in cinema history.

Once the adverts are over....

They're the best bit
 
Brad
Barney going to fancy dress as a third wheel.

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Cygnus Bazza
This is magnificent. Blimey, Vic, put her down for a minute, can’t you?
 
Brad
No one will be seated during the thrilling 'mixing the bourbon and seven' scene.

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OneSparePart
You know, this isn't the film I was remembering. A fringed carpet alien in the swamps of america....but this carpet I can't recall
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Yeah, c'mon Barney. Get hitched!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

You know, this isn't the film I was remembering. A fringed carpet alien in the swamps of america....but this carpet I can't recall

You need to look round a carpet warehouse, perhaps.
 
Brad
Wow, can't even wait for Barney to leave. No wonder he's miffed.

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Cygnus Bazza
Blimey, Vic and Mrs Vic are at it again. OMG – this scene! I’m weeping. I might have to watch it again.
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Yeah, c'mon Barney. Get hitched!


Just think of all the smooching and booze you are missing out on.
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Cygnus Bazza
Meanwhile, at Horizon Mission Control, time for the Caption Challenge…
 
OneSparePart
Put him down ffs!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Betty's next for a carpeting
 
M1795537OCVirn
This has to be the slowest horror film ever.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Where on earth did Betty stick the thermometer, because it wasn’t in the baby
 
Brad
Poor baby, let mommy take your temperature.

NO, leave my butt alone.

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OneSparePart
I think I'd rather get carpetted than put up with marital showing off...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

This has to be the slowest horror film ever.


Oh, there are far worse.

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Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

I think I'd rather get carpetted than put up with marital showing off...

Does that count as an ethical dilemma?
 
Paula
This film is a walking advertisement for marriage- drinking, smooching, dirty diapers (nappies)- wearing a horrible house coat all day. Getting savaged by a bit of wobbling carpet.
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Cygnus Bazza
Do you think pacing might be an issue in this film? Lol.
 
M1795537OCVirn
The fiend! it messed up her washing!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
Shaking the bushes, boss (Cool Hand Luke reference)

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Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

This film is a walking advertisement for marriage- drinking, smooching, dirty diapers (nappies)- wearing a horrible house coat all day. Getting savaged by a bit of wobbling carpet.

It's like a public information film
 
Cygnus Bazza
Rug for it, Betty! I mean, run for it!
 
Brad
Come on, Stephen Hawking could out run this monster.

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