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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 19-11-2024 07:08
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Lol! |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 19-11-2024 07:09
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And on special occasions, we have a sort-of really flat quiche... with tomato sauce. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 19-11-2024 17:11
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I got the strips back:  And here is today's installment:  Once again, Zeppo gets no rspect... not saying he deserves respect, only noting that he gets none. Even from his brothers..... . Studio Head: Now that Zeppo has left the act, I presume you will cut your fees. Chico: No, we're going to raise them. We're twice as funny without Zeppo. . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 19-11-2024 18:01
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A real cliffhanger! Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 20-11-2024 06:58
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 20-11-2024 15:15
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Sunday sounds like a real treat   And reminds me of: LISTER: Erm, well you sound exactly like what we're looking for. Are there any questions that you'd like to ask us? HARRISON: I just want to get one thing clear in my mind. This is an opportunity to be revived as a hologram and become a part of the crew, and the crew is you three. The three in question smile encouragingly. HARRISON: Basically you spend your time salvaging derelict spaceships, playing poker, and eating curries. LISTER: Well we don't do that much salvaging. HARRISON: But you do sound like you eat a lot of curries. KRYTEN: Well, we don't eat curry every night if that's what you think. In fact I remember quite clearly last June: Mr. Lister had a pizza. You remember? (LISTER nods in agreement.) LISTER: Yeah. KRYTEN: And you didn't like it. But then I poured curry sauce all over it and he just yummed it up! HARRISON: And the all-night poker sessions -- is it always strip poker? LISTER: It depends on how drunk we are. CAT: Or how much curry he's had. HARRISON: So, and this probably sounds like a stupid question, you don't really have much interest in horse riding or ballet. LISTER: F-fine by us -- as long as we can have a curry afterwards, we're cool. But of course, there's one or two other people that we have to see, but in theory if we offered you the post of replacement hologram would you accept? HARRISON: No. LISTER: No. HARRISON: No, I think, erm, I'm better off where I am. CAT: But you're dead! HARRISON: And meeting you guys has really made me appreciate it a whole lot more. Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 21-11-2024 07:07
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 (I hope the pet in question is recognisable in the heads-only style.) |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 22-11-2024 06:52
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 (Will our heroes ever get back to the ship? Or do they have to spend Christmas on the expensive planetoid of organised crime? Stay tuned!) |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 23-11-2024 09:36
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 23-11-2024 15:12
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(Will our heroes ever get back to the ship? Or do they have to spend Christmas on the expensive planetoid of organised crime? Stay tuned!) I only take off my horn beanie when I'm in the shower 
Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 24-11-2024 09:01
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| Paula |
Posted on 24-11-2024 21:45
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Ironing? What's this ironing you speak of? (I'm the one in the wrinkled clothes)
Resist the Host
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 25-11-2024 06:57
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Ironing? What's this ironing you speak of? (I'm the one in the wrinkled clothes) Again, this reminds me of Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse: - My wife and I are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing while I do the stealing. (Come to think of it, this could also be a Vila quote.) |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 25-11-2024 06:57
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 25-11-2024 07:56
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With Limburger cheese to follow. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 26-11-2024 06:54
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 (The episode in question, by the way, is Flight Into Terror.) |
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| Brad |
Posted on 26-11-2024 19:09
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Clearly the culprit is.... wait for it.... Iron Man! . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 26-11-2024 19:12
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Ah, fermented herring..... 
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 27-11-2024 06:59
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| ellen york |
Posted on 27-11-2024 23:03
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In the lab we have PPE (personal protection equipment). OSP needs FPE (flower protection equipment). |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 28-11-2024 06:45
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 28-11-2024 18:31
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I'm becoming more-and-more convinced, whatever he may claim, that our chef is Swedish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGh1...WGh1YYT4vI Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 29-11-2024 06:50
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 30-11-2024 10:02
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-11-2024 20:41
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(I hope the pet in question is recognisable in the heads-only style.) Oh the soup dragon! She's my favourite. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-11-2024 20:46
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What have you got against my flower? And no rude answers, pur-lease! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-11-2024 20:50
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Ghost toast! Ghosts boast about their toast. It's the most! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-12-2024 08:41
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Oh the soup dragon! She's my favourite. I'm glad someone recognised her! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-12-2024 08:45
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 (Based on what the Grisou, my favourite pub in Flensburg, did during the Advent season a few years ago.) |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-12-2024 06:52
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 02-12-2024 14:46
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(Based on what the Grisou, my favourite pub in Flensburg, did during the Advent season a few years ago.) Good idea Huggy! After speaking to the chef, I've sorted out a fabulous menu for the crew for the coming days: 1. Meat Feast Pizza 2. Pizza festin de viande 3. Pizza Festa della Carne 4. Fleischfest-Pizza 5. Köttfest pizza 6. ミートフィーストピザ 7. Vleesfeest Pizza 8. Пицца «Мясной пир» 9. Masové hody Pizza 10. Mesna gozba Pizza All served with ketchup! PS It's great being a floating head and not having to worry about your waistline. Vote Og.
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| Paula |
Posted on 02-12-2024 20:50
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TT, did you forget dessert? And as your way, it must be a chocolate fountain where we can all bend over it and let that delicious chocolate syrup dribble into our mouths, just like you tried to do at that Chinese restaurant about a dozen of us went to after Cygnus Alpha con in Brentford a few years back.... ah, memories!
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 03-12-2024 06:53
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 04-12-2024 06:58
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 (In case someone doesn't know what’s going on: four candles) |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 04-12-2024 07:09
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The Two Ronnies!!! I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 04-12-2024 14:49
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The Two Ronnies!!! A few years back, a little girl in the Post Office queue decided to remind her Mum about some very important birthday cake decorations. "Remember Mummy, we need four candles..." The entire queue burst out laughing! Poor little girl; she had no idea why we were all giggling!!! Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 04-12-2024 16:19
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TT, did you forget dessert? And as your way, it must be a chocolate fountain where we can all bend over it and let that delicious chocolate syrup dribble into our mouths, just like you tried to do at that Chinese restaurant about a dozen of us went to after Cygnus Alpha con in Brentford a few years back.... ah, memories! I hadn't forgotten dessert... that's Meat Feat Pizza dipped under the chocolate fountain
Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 04-12-2024 16:20
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What a load of Billhooks! Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 04-12-2024 16:24
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The Two Ronnies!!! A few years back, a little girl in the Post Office queue decided to remind her Mum about some very important birthday cake decorations. "Remember Mummy, we need four candles..." The entire queue burst out laughing! Poor little girl; she had no idea why we were all giggling!!! The Wetherspoons in Oxford is called The Four Candles. Ronnie Barker grew up here. Vote Og.
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| Lorna |
Posted on 04-12-2024 16:32
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The Two Ronnies!!! A few years back, a little girl in the Post Office queue decided to remind her Mum about some very important birthday cake decorations. "Remember Mummy, we need four candles..." The entire queue burst out laughing! Poor little girl; she had no idea why we were all giggling!!! The Wetherspoons in Oxford is called The Four Candles. Ronnie Barker grew up here. Do the Americans on the Forum know what we are talking about? I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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