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THE STONE TAPE Thursday 11th December 7.45pm
Cygnus Bazza

AnneArthur wrote:

My favourite ghost story is Margaret Oliphant's The Open Door. I have just been checking to see if they ever made a film of that, but I don't think so.

You could type it for us
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Could just go for broke with 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Marvellous if we can stream it

I thought EVERYONE has it on DVD?
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one.

During the interval tomorrow night. Not before.



Now look, I put up with half of the local Brownies turning up in the middle of our Dress Rehearsal to 'audition', and a vile rant by one of the actors because I didn't praise her enough, (or thank her for everything she's done), and being told we only have about an hour to clear everything, including the carpet, on Sunday.... I'm not going to THINK at all in the interval. I'm on the curtains (yes, it's curtains for me). Anyway, I came here for some TLC to get away from all that.

TLC? Here? Grin
Edited by OneSparePart on 11-12-2025 21:23
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Could just go for broke with 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Marvellous if we can stream it


Really? It's almost as bad as Polar Express. till haven't managed not to fall asleep in that one.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one.

During the interval tomorrow night. Not before.


Now look, I put up with half of the local Brownies turning up in the middle of our Dress Rehearsal to 'audition', and a vile rant by one of the actors because I didn't praise her enough, (or thank her for everything she's done), and being told we only have about an hour to clear everything, including the carpet, on Sunday.... I'm not going to THINK at all in the interval. I'm on the curtains (yes, it's curtains for me). Anyway, I came here for some TLC to get away from all that.

Oh dear. At least it'll be over by Christmas. But that's what they said about the Great War
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one.

During the interval tomorrow night. Not before.


Now look, I put up with half of the local Brownies turning up in the middle of our Dress Rehearsal to 'audition', and a vile rant by one of the actors because I didn't praise her enough, (or thank her for everything she's done), and being told we only have about an hour to clear everything, including the carpet, on Sunday.... I'm not going to THINK at all in the interval. I'm on the curtains (yes, it's curtains for me). Anyway, I came here for some TLC to get away from all that.

Oh dear. At least it'll be over by Christmas. But that's what they said about the Great War


Thanks. TLC received.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Could just go for broke with 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Marvellous if we can stream it


Really? It's almost as bad as Polar Express. till haven't managed not to fall asleep in that one.

Proof at last: You got no soul. So NOT IAWL. What then?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one.

During the interval tomorrow night. Not before.



Now look, I put up with half of the local Brownies turning up in the middle of our Dress Rehearsal to 'audition', and a vile rant by one of the actors because I didn't praise her enough, (or thank her for everything she's done), and being told we only have about an hour to clear everything, including the carpet, on Sunday.... I'm not going to THINK at all in the interval. I'm on the curtains (yes, it's curtains for me). Anyway, I came here for some TLC to get away from all that.

TLC? Here? Grin

It's like sticking your head in a rotary cultivator cos you want a haircut
 
M1795537OCVirn
Hope you feel better soon, OSP. Did the rewatch cheer you up at all?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Could just go for broke with 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Marvellous if we can stream it

I thought EVERYONE has it on DVD?

Not M'Panto, it would seem.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
I found an Xmas Generation Game from 1973 on YouTube. Blimey,
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Hope you feel better soon, OSP. Did the rewatch cheer you up at all?

Cheer me up - yes. Gave me nightmares - yes. It's win-win.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
AnneArthur
If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?
 
OneSparePart

AnneArthur wrote:

If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?

Alastair Sim?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Could just go for broke with 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Marvellous if we can stream it


Really? It's almost as bad as Polar Express. till haven't managed not to fall asleep in that one.

Proof at last: You got no soul. So NOT IAWL. What then?


See my earlier post.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Hope you feel better soon, OSP. Did the rewatch cheer you up at all?

Cheer me up - yes. Gave me nightmares - yes. It's win-win.

If you can't sleep, at least you'll be awake to take your medication.
 
AnneArthur
Or The Turn of the Screw? (Not Christmassy, though).
 
AnneArthur

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?

Alastair Sim?


Yes! I've never seen that one.
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?

Alastair Sim?

I can get behind that.
 
OneSparePart
Muppet christmas carol?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Muppet christmas carol?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
OneSparePart

AnneArthur wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?

Alastair Sim?


Yes! I've never seen that one.

What ?!! WHAT?!!!!!!
ALASTAIR SIM IT IS THEN. LEAVE IT WITH ME.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
AnneArthur

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?

Alastair Sim?


Yes! I've never seen that one.

What ?!! WHAT?!!!!!!
ALASTAIR SIM IT IS THEN. LEAVE IT WITH ME.


Fantastic!
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Muppet christmas carol?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just cos it's funnier than you.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Good. Are we done???
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

If we're wanting Christmas ghost stories, how about A Christmas Carol?

Alastair Sim?

I can get behind that.


Best 'Christmas Carol' ever!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
AnneArthur
Well, thank you all for suggesting that. Good luck with the panto, Ms Virn, and see you all next week.
 
OneSparePart
See you all next week for THE BEST SCROOGE EVER!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Muppet christmas carol?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just cos it's funnier than you.

Hurtful. And at Christmas time, too.
 
OneSparePart
Best Panto wishes, M'Virn. Break an antenna.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Thanks, everyone. See you next time.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Muppet christmas carol?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just cos it's funnier than you.

Hurtful. And at Christmas time, too.

Go sit on some holly. That's Christmassy. And hurtful.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Muppet christmas carol?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just cos it's funnier than you.

Hurtful. And at Christmas time, too.

Go sit on some holly. That's Christmassy. And hurtful.

Mulled cider's a terrific low-level general anaesthetic.
 
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