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CRUD CLUB: HIGH-TENSILE TENTH REWATCH, Weds 21st January 2026
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:40
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Judy Garland with a broomstick. Beverly Garland with a BOOM stick. That's very good. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:40
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
That's it. Tell the super intelligent alien your plan Intelligent alien? More like dumb rubber monster. Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:41
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Oh. It WAS a gun. So he's not pleased to see Lee.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:41
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
The Army, all 8 of them, with nothing but their guns, if they can even manage to figure them out.
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:41
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Wasn't the Hispanic soldier a private earlier? Now he has corporal stripes.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:42
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
"You call him The Benefactor" "NO - BENNY FACTER" |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:42
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
The Army, all 8 of them, with nothing but their guns, if they can even manage to figure them out. All the smart ones are in the air force. (for your Dad) . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:42
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Wasn't the Hispanic soldier a private earlier? Now he has corporal stripes. Got promoted for his cringe-worthy lines. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:42
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“Don’t waste flattery on me. And don’t assault me either. No, don’t try assault and flattery!” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:43
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“The King’s playing you for a sucker, Tom. You’re heading for Heartbreak Hotel” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:43
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I think that film with the carpet alien was better than this.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:43
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Beverly enters the cave to kill the film.
Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:43
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
"You call him The Benefactor" "NO - BENNY FACTER"
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:43
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Wasn't the Hispanic soldier a private earlier? Now he has corporal stripes. He swapped shirts with the real corporal. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:44
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I think that film with the carpet alien was better than this. Apparently they're remaking it with lino |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:44
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Now wait for the monster boys and girls and don't laugh.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:44
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Beverly enters the cave to kill the film. It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:45
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Is that the Claw back again?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:45
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
THE GIANT CLAW! EVEN GIANT-ER THAN THE ONE IN THE GIANT CLAW! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:45
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
She can’t see the claws. Must be the hidden claws. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:46
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
And now Claude is off to wait for Coser and Rashel.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:46
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Oh…the HORROR!!! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:46
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Beverly enters the cave to kill the film. It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness So am I "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:46
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Is that the same cave from Robot Monster?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:46
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
O lordy. Just throw the switch on the A bomb. Put us out of our misery.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:47
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
FYI, they used this cave complex in a number of films- Robot Monster, Brain from the Planet Aros, and others.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:47
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Beverly enters the cave to kill the film. It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness So am I Too many Babybels |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:47
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
One guy fell before he got shot.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:47
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“English! Talk English! Or you’ll be deported!” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:48
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Beverly enters the cave to kill the film. It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness So am I Too many Babybels NAh, one can't hurt you. I'm into the crisps now, "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:48
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Russ certainly brings every scene he appears in to vibrant life, doesn’t he? |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:48
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 5703 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Fix bayonets.... But mine isn't broken.... . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:49
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Russ certainly brings every scene he appears in to vibrant life, doesn’t he? Cold compress for CB. Hallucinating again. Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Are you sure this film is only 1 hour and 9 minutes long?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Are you sure this film is only 1 hour and 9 minutes long? Does 69 minutes sound shorter? |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
No laughing at the monster. The best styra-foam money can buy.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Cor he's a bit free with that gun.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Russ isn’t well. He’ll end up on a russpirator. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Death by camping gaz stove!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Shoot Russ in the other arm as well! Then he can go hands-free! |
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