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CRUD CLUB: HIGH-TENSILE TENTH REWATCH, Weds 21st January 2026
Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

Judy Garland with a broomstick.
Beverly Garland with a BOOM stick.

That's very good.
 
Paula

OneSparePart wrote:

That's it. Tell the super intelligent alien your plan


Intelligent alien? More like dumb rubber monster.
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OneSparePart
Oh. It WAS a gun. So he's not pleased to see Lee.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
The Army, all 8 of them, with nothing but their guns, if they can even manage to figure them out.
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Brad
Wasn't the Hispanic soldier a private earlier? Now he has corporal stripes.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
"You call him The Benefactor" "NO - BENNY FACTER"
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

The Army, all 8 of them, with nothing but their guns, if they can even manage to figure them out.


All the smart ones are in the air force. (for your Dad)

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula

Brad wrote:

Wasn't the Hispanic soldier a private earlier? Now he has corporal stripes.


Got promoted for his cringe-worthy lines.
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Cygnus Bazza
“Don’t waste flattery on me. And don’t assault me either. No, don’t try assault and flattery!”
 
Cygnus Bazza
“The King’s playing you for a sucker, Tom. You’re heading for Heartbreak Hotel”
 
OneSparePart
I think that film with the carpet alien was better than this.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Beverly enters the cave to kill the film.
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Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

"You call him The Benefactor" "NO - BENNY FACTER"


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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Brad wrote:

Wasn't the Hispanic soldier a private earlier? Now he has corporal stripes.


He swapped shirts with the real corporal.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

I think that film with the carpet alien was better than this.

Apparently they're remaking it with lino
 
Paula
Now wait for the monster boys and girls and don't laugh.
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Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Beverly enters the cave to kill the film.

It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness
 
M1795537OCVirn
Is that the Claw back again?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
THE GIANT CLAW! EVEN GIANT-ER THAN THE ONE IN THE GIANT CLAW!
 
Cygnus Bazza
She can’t see the claws. Must be the hidden claws.
 
Brad
And now Claude is off to wait for Coser and Rashel.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Oh…the HORROR!!!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Paula wrote:

Beverly enters the cave to kill the film.

It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness


So am I
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
Is that the same cave from Robot Monster?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OneSparePart
O lordy. Just throw the switch on the A bomb. Put us out of our misery.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
FYI, they used this cave complex in a number of films- Robot Monster, Brain from the Planet Aros, and others.
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Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Paula wrote:

Beverly enters the cave to kill the film.

It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness


So am I

Too many Babybels
 
Brad
One guy fell before he got shot.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“English! Talk English! Or you’ll be deported!”
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Paula wrote:

Beverly enters the cave to kill the film.

It's already lapsing in and out of consciousness


So am I

Too many Babybels


NAh, one can't hurt you. I'm into the crisps now,
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Russ certainly brings every scene he appears in to vibrant life, doesn’t he?
 
Brad
Fix bayonets....

But mine isn't broken....

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Russ certainly brings every scene he appears in to vibrant life, doesn’t he?


Cold compress for CB. Hallucinating again.
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OneSparePart
Are you sure this film is only 1 hour and 9 minutes long?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Are you sure this film is only 1 hour and 9 minutes long?

Does 69 minutes sound shorter?
 
Paula
No laughing at the monster. The best styra-foam money can buy.
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OneSparePart
Cor he's a bit free with that gun.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Russ isn’t well. He’ll end up on a russpirator.
 
M1795537OCVirn
Death by camping gaz stove!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Shoot Russ in the other arm as well! Then he can go hands-free!
 
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