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 CRUD CLUB: HIGH-TENSILE TENTH REWATCH, Weds 21st January 2026
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:48
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Russ certainly brings every scene he appears in to vibrant life, doesn’t he? |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:48
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Fix bayonets.... But mine isn't broken.... . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:49
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Russ certainly brings every scene he appears in to vibrant life, doesn’t he? Cold compress for CB. Hallucinating again. Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Are you sure this film is only 1 hour and 9 minutes long?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Are you sure this film is only 1 hour and 9 minutes long? Does 69 minutes sound shorter? |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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No laughing at the monster. The best styra-foam money can buy.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:50
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Cor he's a bit free with that gun.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Russ isn’t well. He’ll end up on a russpirator. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Death by camping gaz stove!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Shoot Russ in the other arm as well! Then he can go hands-free! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:51
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Looks sort of like a demon cucumber.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:52
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Run it over!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:52
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FRYING TONIGHT! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:52
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Looks sort of like a demon cucumber. You come across a lot of them, do you? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:53
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'Twas Beauty killed the beast'- sorry wrong movie.
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:53
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Now the army grunt has Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant stripes.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:53
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Shoot yourself Nelson.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:53
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Keep watching the skies.....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:54
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Hurray. It's over!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:54
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'Twas Beauty killed the beast'- sorry wrong movie. Never quote a good movie in the middle of a bad movie. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:54
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Pretty much EVERYONE died, but Peter Graves.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:55
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Pretty much EVERYONE died, but Peter Graves. That's because he had to do the uplifting speech bit at the end. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:55
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Pretty much EVERYONE died, but Peter Graves. After reading that epilogue he probably wished he were dead. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:57
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That was definitely a Crud film.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:57
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Pretty much EVERYONE died, but Peter Graves. That's because he had to do the uplifting speech bit at the end. Uplifting? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:58
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Pretty much EVERYONE died, but Peter Graves. That's because he had to do the uplifting speech bit at the end. Uplifting? He's distracting us from the fact that this film came from inside a human being. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:58
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Thank God for the funnies tmrw night.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:59
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Thank God for the funnies tmrw night. You're going to regret saying that, Vine fan. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 21:00
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The worse the monster the better I love it. I have a few ideas in mind for other selections for the Crud Club but have to check if they are on YouTube. But for me there's nothing bad about a foam rubber monster which has no articulations, no eye movement and makes me laugh.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 21:01
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Thank God for the funnies tmrw night. You're going to regret saying that, Vine fan. I generally do. I better go before Peter Graves shoots someone else Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 21:01
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The worse the monster the better I love it. I have a few ideas in mind for other selections for the Crud Club but have to check if they are on YouTube. But for me there's nothing bad about a foam rubber monster which has no articulations, no eye movement and makes me laugh. What about their evil intentions? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 21:03
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The worse the monster the better I love it. I have a few ideas in mind for other selections for the Crud Club but have to check if they are on YouTube. But for me there's nothing bad about a foam rubber monster which has no articulations, no eye movement and makes me laugh. What about their evil intentions? Don't really care. This monster was easily dealt with. Resist the Host
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 21:07
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Well, thanks to all involved, it was a fun film to riff with you all. See you all the next time, watching whatever- 'night all.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 21:08
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Right. I'm off to watch some crap on YT to help me recover. See you soon, lovies. Brad and Paula - if you haven't seen HYPERDRIVE you really ought to. This week is the one with the song, and the talky doors.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 22-01-2026 00:06
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Didn't quite make it to the end. I GOT BANNED! BINNED! BUNDLED AWAY IN AN UNMARKED VEHICLE! DISPATCHED TO THE FORUM'S EQUIVALENT OF CYGNUS ALPHA! For overposting, purportedly! I know! It was probably because I mentioned Greenland. Thankfully, intensive shuttle diplomacy stretching well into the late evening resulted in the ban being rescinded. Probably a split decision. Possibly a spilt one. Massive thanks to my crack legal team, headed up by M1. (I said 'crack'.) Addendum: I've never been banned from a website before. One more item ticked off the bucket list. Edited by Cygnus Bazza on 22-01-2026 00:24 |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 22-01-2026 10:05
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Big thanks to Paula for suggesting It Conquered the World even though it didn't. Definitely a Hall of Pain crud monster. I especially love the insights into 1950s US domesticity - and the 1950s US worldview - afforded to us by these films. A world before men knew how to switch on a kettle - and possibly even how to fill one - let alone rustle up a quick Salade Niçoise. Question now is, what next on Wednesdays? With CRUDFEST still under development, maybe a chance to slip in a bit of WET GECKO? Or why not road-test the Month of Sundays idea and get M1 to force us to watch something (i) we've never heard of, (ii) we can't believe she likes and (iii) we'll never, ever forgive her for, for as long as we all live? That's definitely my idea of entertainment. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 22-01-2026 19:41
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Didn't quite make it to the end. I GOT BANNED! BINNED! BUNDLED AWAY IN AN UNMARKED VEHICLE! DISPATCHED TO THE FORUM'S EQUIVALENT OF CYGNUS ALPHA! For overposting, purportedly! I know! It was probably because I mentioned Greenland. Thankfully, intensive shuttle diplomacy stretching well into the late evening resulted in the ban being rescinded. Probably a split decision. Possibly a spilt one. Massive thanks to my crack legal team, headed up by M1. (I said 'crack'.) Addendum: I've never been banned from a website before. One more item ticked off the bucket list. I thought it had gone quiet. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 22-01-2026 21:43
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Didn't quite make it to the end. I GOT BANNED! BINNED! BUNDLED AWAY IN AN UNMARKED VEHICLE! DISPATCHED TO THE FORUM'S EQUIVALENT OF CYGNUS ALPHA! For overposting, purportedly! I know! It was probably because I mentioned Greenland. Thankfully, intensive shuttle diplomacy stretching well into the late evening resulted in the ban being rescinded. Probably a split decision. Possibly a spilt one. Massive thanks to my crack legal team, headed up by M1. (I said 'crack'.) Addendum: I've never been banned from a website before. One more item ticked off the bucket list. I thought it had gone quiet. CB is proud of that achievement! Should be! Resist the Host
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| Paula |
Posted on 22-01-2026 21:45
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Right. I'm off to watch some crap on YT to help me recover. See you soon, lovies. Brad and Paula - if you haven't seen HYPERDRIVE you really ought to. This week is the one with the song, and the talky doors. Sorry, we just can't seem to fit it in on Thursdays but we can search it out ourselves, we take your advice seriously, one crudder to another. Resist the Host
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| Paula |
Posted on 22-01-2026 21:46
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Wet Gecko, Month of Sunday's- whatever you like. Suggest something. We look forward to getting together with the gang. Strait-jackets optional.
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