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CRUD CLUB: AFTER-EIGHTH REWATCH Weds 20th August, 19.45 BST
Brad
pants'''' American for Trousers..... in case you were wondering

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Use the Doctor Who method, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Whatever the heck that means.
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Cygnus Bazza
“What about some expendable person to replace Sally on the plane? Maybe a security man from the USS Enterprise?”
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Use the Doctor Who method, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Whatever the heck that means.

Do it twice! No, wait...
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“What about some expendable person to replace Sally on the plane? Maybe a security man from the USS Enterprise?”


Make sure they are wearing a red shirt?
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OneSparePart
Woman brings butties and hot drink. Better than flying to certain death...or worse...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Use the Doctor Who method, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Whatever the heck that means.


It means nothing, as Neutrons, by definition, have no polarity.

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Paula
First it's King Kong on the Empire State building, not it's the Giant Claw. Give the poor building a break. Sit on Trump Tower for a change.
Edited by Paula on 20-08-2025 19:55
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Cygnus Bazza
Big Bird, Big Apple, Big Rebuilding Contract Up For Grabs
 
Brad
They took off in a silver B25, now they are using footage from 30 Seconds over Tokyo. That roundel marking went out in 1942.

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Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

First it's King Kong on the Empire State building, not it's the Giant Claw. Give the poor building a break. Set on Trump Tower for a change.
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Or Carnegie Hall for a touch of class
 
Taiellin

Paula wrote:

Use the Doctor Who method, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Whatever the heck that means.


A few days ago I watched an episode of Stargate: SG-1. One of the characters reversed the polarity too. This is their favourite way to spend time.
 
Brad
There it is now, attacking the United Nations building....


Let's wait a couple minutes.....

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Cygnus Bazza
“Make a pass at it” “Hey, Big Bird! What are you doing this evening?”
 
OneSparePart
Fly away big bird!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad
Is King Kong waiting on the Empire State Building....

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M1795537OCVirn
It kicked over a skyscraper!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
Washington Monument scene from Earth Vs The Flying Saucers

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Paula
That bit of stock footage with the Washington Monument falling on people was from The Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers!
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OneSparePart
Bloidy hell. Didn't they get it ready before?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad
B25 is silver again.... and large enough for five people to stand up in....

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Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Bloidy hell. Didn't they get it ready before?

He had a lot on. Like chasing Sally round his flat.
 
OneSparePart
Fire delta beam!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad
Twas Neutrons killed the beast....

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OneSparePart
He's pushing up the daisies!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Big Bird should have gone under the water with just an extended middle finger showing.
 
Paula
The 'claw' gives us the finger as it sinks slowly into the Atlantic Ocean. New York is saved, sort of, and everyone gets a drumstick for dinner.
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Cygnus Bazza
Phew! Blimey! All over! Our lives will never be the same! Again!
 
M1795537OCVirn
I'm sure we're all the better for seeing that. When we next see a giant bird, we'll know we can call on the USAF.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
I fancy a Chicken McNugget Sharebox
 
OneSparePart
Son of the giant claw?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I'm sure we're all the better for seeing that. When we next see a giant bird, we'll know we can on the USAF.

Amen to that.
 
Paula
I guess the director and producer of the film were horrified to see how badly they made the model bird. It was laughable, and so was it's screech. They would have done better making a bald eagle model, at least that would have looked menacing.
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Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Son of the giant claw?

Giant Claw 2: Talon of Doom
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Son of the giant claw?

Giant Claw 2: Talon of Doom


The Giant Claw II: Look out for flaming poo
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Cygnus Bazza
Well, once we get up to ten Crud Club rewatches, we all get a certificate. Of insanity.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Shall we park Crud Club and go WET GECKO next time?
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Well, once we get up to ten Crud Club rewatches, we all get a certificate. Of insanity.


We've been watching films like this for decades and it hasn't affects us one bit. Um, upon further pondering, just ignore that last statement, will you?
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Taiellin

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Shall we park Crud Club and go WET GECKO next time?


What's the difference?
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Well, once we get up to ten Crud Club rewatches, we all get a certificate. Of insanity.


We've been watching films like this for decades and it hasn't affects us one bit. Um, upon further pondering, just ignore that last statement, will you?

Lol!
 
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