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CRUD CLUB SH*TE NIGHT: Plan 9 from Outer Space
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:57
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I bet this Manlove guy was crushed he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:58
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I bet this Manlove guy was crushed he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award. The bloke announcing his name would've p*ssed himself laughing. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:58
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These cops are funnier than the Keystone Kops!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:59
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Your men have felled the big one. What dialogue.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:59
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
That alien could bore earth people to death... just like hjat! I'm now re-imagining Tommy Cooper's entire career... |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:59
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Paul Marco, patrolman Kelton, appears in several Ed Wood films playing the same sad sack policeman.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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I don’t like the sound of Electrode Ray. He sounds like a nasty piece of work |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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Suppose the lieutenant is in that thing. Then when we blow it up, everyone gets a promotion. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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No wonder Earth is always being invaded by aliens from space. We're a bunch of prats.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I don't...know how...much...more of....this film...I...can take!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Frying saucer! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:01
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Forget artillery The aliens have no defense against a right cross.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:01
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And with excellent timing, Mr Virn brings me the drink he promised a couple of hours ago, seconds before the film ends! Hjat that!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:01
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I don't...know how...much...more of....this film...I...can take! But this is a classic! Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:02
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Frying saucer! From China, I presume. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:02
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
And with excellent timing, Mr Virn brings me the drink he promised a couple of hours ago, seconds before the film ends! Hjat that! Drink to forget! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:02
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♫ She enjoys being a ghoul ♫
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:02
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Creepy Criswell's back, just to put the tin lid on our evening. Come to think of it, they could've used one of the saucers instead of a tin lid. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:03
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Reported for etc etc etc etc |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:03
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And with excellent timing, Mr Virn brings me the drink he promised a couple of hours ago, seconds before the film ends! Hjat that! Drink to forget! (no idea what this one means, but it doesn't get used enough).
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:03
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I don't...know how...much...more of....this film...I...can take! But this is a classic! It's too highbrow for me!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:03
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God help us, in the future Hey, if we got through this, we can get through anything. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:04
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I don't...know how...much...more of....this film...I...can take! But this is a classic! It's too highbrow for me! ![]() More like mono-brow. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:04
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Well, that plumbed the depths and then went down a lot further, didn't it? |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:04
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Can there be any crud more cruddier than this?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:05
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
That is definitely a crud masterpiece!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:05
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Can there be any crud more cruddier than this? Try Monster of Party Beach and literally dozens more. Believe me, I've seen an awful lot of films like this. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:06
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7559 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Right - are we done? That was... Not sure what it was, to be honest. See you tomorrow for another Greek grapple, M1 and OSP. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:06
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
God help us, in the future Hey, if we got through this, we can get through anything. You can't have seen Mrs Brown's Boys Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:09
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Well, that was a classic. Might be a good idea for us all to watch Ed Wood, the film which hailed Ed Wood as Crud Film champion! Martin Landau was excellent as Bela and Bill Murray- just got it right. Great film if you are an Ed Wood fan.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:09
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Right I am going to prewatch thursday's rewatch. Peter egan saying nothing will get me back on track. Farewell until the future!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:10
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The Greek thing doesn't involve vampires, does it?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:10
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Thank you for all the laughs today, gang. You outdid yourselves. See you all next time for more uproarious fun. 'Night all.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:11
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 12550 Joined: 16.01.22 |
The Greek thing doesn't involve vampires, does it? Well, they do keep flashing a gargoyle on screen. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:12
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The Greek thing doesn't involve vampires, does it? Well, they do keep flashing a gargoyle on screen. What do gargoyles have that's worth flashing? No, don't answer that. See you tomorrow. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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(no idea what this one means, but it doesn't get used enough).