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 Thursday 2nd April 7.45pm I, Clavdivs ep 1
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:02
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At least they’re not wearing socks with the sandals |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:02
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Uh oh. And so it begins... What does? Sh*t singing? Devious plotting, you witless dingo Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:03
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Agrippa needs to relax. Stretch those muscles. He should book a set of toga classes |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:03
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Uh oh. And so it begins... What does? Sh*t singing? Devious plotting, you witless dingo Less of the dingo, thank you. You.....you.....wallaby! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:03
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Hoist by his own whatever, eh? Good old Agrippa!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:04
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Agrippa needs to relax. Stretch those muscles. He should book a set of toga classes Reported for telling rubbish jokes. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:04
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Hoist by his own whatever, eh? Good old Agrippa! Marcus. Agrippa? Discuss. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:05
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Agrippa needs to relax. Stretch those muscles. He should book a set of toga classes Reported for telling rubbish jokes. I'd like 112,735 previous offences to be taken into consideration |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:05
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Uh oh. And so it begins... What does? Sh*t singing? Devious plotting, you witless dingo Less of the dingo, thank you. You.....you.....wallaby! Witless wombat is better. Alliteration for emphasis. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:06
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Tiberius was, indeed, a boring b’stard (till his final years, when he went right off the rails, debauchery-wise). Gravesy got that bit right, at least |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:07
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Uh oh. And so it begins... What does? Sh*t singing? Devious plotting, you witless dingo Less of the dingo, thank you. You.....you.....wallaby! Witless wombat is better. Alliteration for emphasis. Gormless gnu. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:07
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Pathetic chickens? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:08
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gotta love Livia |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:08
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Tiberius was, indeed, a boring b’stard (till his final years, when he went right off the rails, debauchery-wise). Gravesy got that bit right, at least Allan Massie wrote a nice series of novels on the Caesars. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:09
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This lad’s got a great Star Trek haircut. Live long and prosper, Marcellus. Well, maybe not the first bit |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:09
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Pathetic chickens? Thinking of your legs? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:09
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gotta love Livia I don't think she'd notice. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:10
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Pathetic chickens? Thinking of your legs? Each props the other one up |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:10
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Who’s going to be brave enough to tell Augy he looks like a dick in that titfer? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:11
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She’s got a super-fan |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:11
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There's the german captain from Allo Allo.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:12
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“That’s enough for now, Airus Conditionus” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:13
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There's the german captain from Allo Allo. Fascinating, Captain. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:14
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“It’s all about bread and circuses – so let’s toast the acrobats!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:16
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“It’s all about bread and circuses – so let’s toast the acrobats!” 112, 736 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:16
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"He never got further than Lesbos. Can't imagine why" |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:16
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"He never got further than Lesbos. Can't imagine why" That's better Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:17
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Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’ |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:17
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"He never got further than Lesbos. Can't imagine why" That's better Judge and bloomin' jury, as usual |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:17
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:18
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Nothing that an emetic and a couple of leeches won’t put right |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:18
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Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’ That's the history of ruling families. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:18
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her. The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:19
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Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’ That's the history of ruling families. Thank you, Hugh Trevor-Roper |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:20
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Marcellus Proustus is in desperate trouble |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:20
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her. The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World See? A little effort makes a huge difference. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:21
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“I’ll prepare a meal for Marcellus from a recipe I got from……the Sheriff of Nottingham’s sister…” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:22
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her. The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World See? A little effort makes a huge difference. Great. Then I won't do the one about the Sibyl adding more basil to the food |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:23
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Tiberius back from camp. Camp being the right word in that uniform |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:24
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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