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Crud Club Quintessential Rewatch 23rd April
OneSparePart

Paula wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Aliens framing humans for auto homicide???!!!


Those horrible aliens! How dare they?

1st alien: what shall we do today?
2nd alien: let's frame some colsarn teenagers for murder.
3rd alien: can't we just suck some brains out of them?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I love the way Americans can't go anywhere without a car!


That's right!
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OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I love the way Americans can't go anywhere without a car!

I noticed the girl drove to meet her date then got in his car to drive somewhere else.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

I love the way Americans can't go anywhere without a car!

I noticed the girl drove to meet her date then got in his car to drive somewhere else.


Busted!
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Paula
The alien's severed hand did have an eye ball on it!
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Paula
The room-mate doesn't seem to broken up about his friend's death.
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OneSparePart
Holy cow?
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M1795537OCVirn
He doesn't seem to care that his friend/colleague is dead! Blimmin' newspaper men!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Cowicide!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Did those geese just say 'moo'?
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Paula
I seem to have blocked out the alien vs bull scene. I remember the needles going in to the bull but not the bull's horn getting the alien in the eye.
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Paula
I love how they have the Army there, the police, the farmer and his animals and all the teen-agers in the woods and no one ever sees each other, save seeing the light from the UFO exploding.
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OneSparePart
Blimey when the military go on a silent mission they sure make a racket about it.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Paula wrote:

I love how they have the Army there, the police, the farmer and his animals and all the teen-agers in the woods and no one ever sees each other, save seeing the light from the UFO exploding.


They don't hear anything either!
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OneSparePart
Get the aliens to push the car!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
He's using a German Lugar, and he's shot 8 times. I wonder how many bullets are in a clip? Brad would know.
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M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

Get the aliens to push the car!


Stop being silly! This is serious stuff!!
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M1795537OCVirn
Poor little aliens, stuck without a ship and everyone's against them!
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OneSparePart
The U. S. Military as comedy relief!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Get the aliens to push the car!


Stop being silly! This is serious stuff!!


Yeah, little big-headed green aliens with needles in their fingers dripping alcohol, this is serious!
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OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Poor little aliens, stuck without a ship and everyone's against them!

Well, they will keep stabbing people!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
8 bullets is correct for the Luger, I believe. (Actually, I googled it).
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M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Poor little aliens, stuck without a ship and everyone's against them!

Well, they will keep stabbing people!


A human ran over one of them. They have every right to defend themselves.
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Paula
Walt the bull is blind stinking drunk!
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M1795537OCVirn
And the moral is - alcohol poisoning can be fatal. Don't drink and drive, or get stabbed by aliens.
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OneSparePart
The cow is alive!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Looks like the teen-agers are going to save the day.
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M1795537OCVirn
What we need now, is a second alien ship to pick up the surviving aliens and whisk them out of this mess.
I'm glad about the cow, btw.
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Paula
Well, it wasn't quite ET, but I enjoyed it.
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OneSparePart
Teenagers as a positive force in world safety. Who'da thunk it?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
And the moral of the story is not to go to lover's lane in case an alien ship lands full of murderous little green men bent on stabbing you with alcoholic needles, while the military act like prats. Yeah, that's the moral.
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Paula
I don't know about you but I had a great time watching this and making snide comments!
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M1795537OCVirn
There you go. Give teenagers cars and watch the neighbourhood go downhill! A pox on all reporters as well. Them aliens, with or without their heads, deserved better.
It's amazing that the USA survived the 1950's at all!
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OneSparePart
Very enjoyable. And the cow was not harmed in the making of this film.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Paula wrote:

I don't know about you but I had a great time watching this and making snide comments!


Especially since it scared you the first time! Great suggestion!
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Paula
Someone else can pick next month's film. And I'll sign off by saying, 'Keep watching the skies. Keep watching the skies'. 'Night.
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M1795537OCVirn

Paula wrote:

Someone else can pick next month's film. And I'll sign off by saying, 'Keep watching the skies. Keep watching the skies'. 'Night.


It's probably OSP's turn. Thanks Paula. Don't have nightmares! Bye.
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OneSparePart
I am going to have a look through youtube to see what I can find!
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Cygnus Bazza
To be disarmingly honest, it took a couple of Crud Club rewatches for me to realise I don't like crap films quite as much as I thought I did.
 
trevor travis

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

To be disarmingly honest, it took a couple of Crud Club rewatches for me to realise I don't like crap films quite as much as I thought I did.


Unless it's Wasp Woman? Grin Grin
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