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 CRUD CLUB: HIGH-TENSILE TENTH REWATCH, Weds 21st January 2026
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:02
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“It’s like time’s stopped completely. And we’re not even anywhere near the Potteries” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:02
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Imagine if every machine in the world stopped working and M1 couldn’t use her angle-grinder She'd find a way to kill you anyway. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:03
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Why do Americans wear ties at all if they shove them inside their shirts?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:03
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FLYING COWPAT ALERT!!!! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:03
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“It’s like time’s stopped completely. And we’re not even anywhere near the Potteries” Stoke...where time couldn't be bothered. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:03
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“It’s like time’s stopped completely. And we’re not even anywhere near the Potteries” Stoke...where time couldn't be bothered. Especially on Thursdays... |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:03
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Why didn't they just call it Invasion of the cave bats?
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:04
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When's Tom's horse going to appear?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:04
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“What an ugly creature. I’ve never seen anything like it.” “You’re obviously not a B-movie fan” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:04
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Mosquitoes are bad this year.
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:05
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Maybe this is why your car keeps breaking down, Virny |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:05
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Why did the aircraft explode if its engines had shut down??? They did anything rather than listen to your puns Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:05
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Why do Americans wear ties at all if they shove them inside their shirts? Presumably you are talking of the military way to wear a tie. Edited by Paula on 21-01-2026 20:07 Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:05
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He certainly got it in the neck |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:05
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Lee Van Cleef, the Bad in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:06
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Rude turning up without a few After Eights to give your hosts. Mind you, their watches have stopped so they wouldn’t know when to open them. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:06
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The guard, reading a comic book and leaning on his gun.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:06
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“It’s like time’s stopped completely. And we’re not even anywhere near the Potteries” Stoke...where time couldn't be bothered. Especially on Thursdays... It's half day closing on Thursday. We can't be bothered to not be bothered. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:06
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“Misery loves company.” Which just happens to be the official motto of Newcastle-under-Lyme Library. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:07
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The most unbelievable thing in this movie, the General is walking. Generals don't walk. They get in the car and order the platoon to push it.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:07
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Weapons-grade 1950s misogyny |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:07
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Russ gets it in the neck too |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:08
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“It’s like time’s stopped completely. And we’re not even anywhere near the Potteries” Stoke...where time couldn't be bothered. Especially on Thursdays... It's half day closing on Thursday. We can't be bothered to not be bothered. Not bothering takes effort. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:08
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A superior intellect has come from Venus. And a far superior intellect has come from Uranus. That concludes our test of the emergency elementary school joke network. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:08
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Lee Van Cleef is starting to sound like Rod Serling.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:09
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Imagine if all machines stopped working. We’d be back to scraping a meagre existence from the pitiless soil. Which reminds me, how are things up in Ambleside, M1? |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:09
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The 50's- smoking and drinking was a thing you did always.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:09
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“Misery loves company.” Which just happens to be the official motto of Newcastle-under-Lyme Library. Sub motto: if we can drag you down, we will Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:09
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Oh, nice link. 'Plenty of time'...cut to other bloke poking at his watch. Is this what they call 'direction'?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:09
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The 50's- smoking and drinking was a thing you did always. Even when Earth’s being invaded, there’s still time for a tipple. Maybe an appropriate cocktail – Suffering Bastard or Corpse Reviver |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:10
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Tom’s got some issues he needs to work through with his therapist. Or someone else’s therapist. Any therapist. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:10
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He doesn't think it's going to take over? Hasn't he read the title of the film?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:10
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Tom would benefit massively from a punch in the face |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:11
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Time for Major Clanger |
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| Paula |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:11
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Oh, comic Hispanic character. Can't do that anymore.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:11
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Señor General????
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:11
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A miniature raido of the 1950's. It only takes up one room.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:11
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Russ is back. Give me a nudge when he actually starts acting. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:11
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Tom would benefit massively from a punch in the face I can think of other people who could, too. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-01-2026 20:12
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Señor General???? Should be 'Generalissimo' |
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