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Thursday 12th March Ripping Yarns, episodes 5 and 6
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:12
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
FYI, the mountain scenes are in Glencoe, the village is a fake one outside Pinewood studios. Don't spoil the magic! Vote Og.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:12
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
FYI, the mountain scenes are in Glencoe, the village is a fake one outside Pinewood studios. The village is fake!!!! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:13
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I think Snetterton just shot Fred Perry |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:13
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
The Himalayan Sleeping Frog sounds quite cute. Might get one as company for my narcoleptic newt. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:14
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Revolution! Reminds me – in the 70s I had the obligatory Che Guevara poster on my bedroom wall. Never had the tennis player scratching her bum. Or scratching Che Guevara’s bum for that matter. Not sure they stocked that one in Athena. I had ABBA, Starsky and Hutch and a skeleton tied to the wheel of a cart. Lol. I had ABBA and S&H. And Hawkwind. An eclectic mix I had neither. I was only six at the end of 1979. Incidentally, the 1979 Christmas No 1 is a classic - nice and Christmassy. Well, not really, but a good rebellion song! Can you think of a good rebellion song, perchance? The 1979 Christmas No 1 ![]() I already sang it. We don't need no thought control If OSP's singling, I'm going to Run Like Hell Yeah, Run for Home! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:14
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Revolution! Reminds me – in the 70s I had the obligatory Che Guevara poster on my bedroom wall. Never had the tennis player scratching her bum. Or scratching Che Guevara’s bum for that matter. Not sure they stocked that one in Athena. I had ABBA, Starsky and Hutch and a skeleton tied to the wheel of a cart. Lol. I had ABBA and S&H. And Hawkwind. An eclectic mix I had neither. I was only six at the end of 1979. Incidentally, the 1979 Christmas No 1 is a classic - nice and Christmassy. Well, not really, but a good rebellion song! Can you think of a good rebellion song, perchance? The 1979 Christmas No 1 ![]() I already sang it. We don't need no thought control If OSP's singling, I'm going to Run Like Hell Yeah, Run for Home! As fast as I can... |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:15
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
So… the episode about the Andes turned out to be a bit flat. The irony. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:15
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
I don't see why should I get shouted at for calling them natives when that's what they're called in the credits.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:16
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Next episode at 8.19pm!
Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:16
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I don't see why should I get shouted at for calling them natives when that's what they're called in the credits. I wasn't shouting. I was speaking sternly. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:17
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
FYI, the mountain scenes are in Glencoe, the village is a fake one outside Pinewood studios. Don't spoil the magic! Mwah ha ha "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:17
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
My marks: Episode 1: 10 Episode 2: 9 Episode 3: 7 Episode 4: 8 Episode 5: 5 Vote Og.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:17
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I don't see why should I get shouted at for calling them natives when that's what they're called in the credits. Ignore CB he's a bonehead Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:17
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
FYI, the mountain scenes are in Glencoe, the village is a fake one outside Pinewood studios. Don't spoil the magic! Mwah ha ha Magic? Never believe it's not so... |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:18
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I don't see why should I get shouted at for calling them natives when that's what they're called in the credits. Ignore CB he's a bonehead Wasn't he in Oasis? (Other fruit-based soft drinks are available) |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:19
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
FYI, the mountain scenes are in Glencoe, the village is a fake one outside Pinewood studios. Don't spoil the magic! Mwah ha ha It's the evil laughing policeman Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:19
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Started... Maidenhead – where they kept voting for Theresa May as their MP. So be very, very afraid. |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:20
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
STARTED!
Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:20
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Net curtains. Much better than gross curtains, which I’ll bet OSP’s house has got. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:20
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
My marks: Episode 1: 10 Episode 2: 9 Episode 3: 7 Episode 4: 8 Episode 5: 5 Agreed. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:20
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
My marks: Episode 1: 10 Episode 2: 9 Episode 3: 7 Episode 4: 8 Episode 5: 5 Agreed. Stop it
Vote Og.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:21
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Net curtains. Much better than gross curtains, which I’ll bet OSP’s house has got. My whole house is gross, not just the curtains. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:21
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Naughty books? He’s probably just talking about Little Miss Naughty in the Mr Men series |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:22
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Is this chap looking for his Himalayan Sleeping Frog? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:23
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Naughty books? He’s probably just talking about Little Miss Naughty in the Mr Men series 5 go out on the lash? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:23
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“No, no ladies in the house – but there is a pervy butler” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:24
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“Take them into the library. Show them where the photocopier is and give them that leaflet about Adult Learning Courses.” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:24
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Naughty books? He’s probably just talking about Little Miss Naughty in the Mr Men series 5 go out on the lash? Is that the one where Anne gets sh*t-faced? |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:25
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Is this chap looking for his Himalayan Sleeping Frog? It does seem to be a tad derivative, at first glance. Am I allowed to call them natives this time? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:25
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Naughty books? He’s probably just talking about Little Miss Naughty in the Mr Men series CB, you've had a very sheltered upbringing Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:25
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“They’re headhunters. They’re looking for a new CEO for Thames Water” |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:25
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Is this chap looking for his Himalayan Sleeping Frog? It does seem to be a tad derivative, at first glance. Am I allowed to call them natives this time? I think they're a tribe! Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:26
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Naughty books? He’s probably just talking about Little Miss Naughty in the Mr Men series CB, you've had a very sheltered upbringing I'm a lapsed Catholic, I'll have you know... |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:26
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
“They’re headhunters. They’re looking for a new CEO for Thames Water” Headhunters? Where's Muller? Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:27
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
This is much better!
Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:27
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
A handy tip regarding scones: never put the jam on the cream or the cream on the jam. Put them side by side on the scone. Really messes with people’s minds!!! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:27
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
This is much better! Yip! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:28
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
A handy tip for minimising health risks when clearing blocked drains is to get someone else to do it |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:28
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 8372 Joined: 16.01.22 |
A handy tip regarding scones: never put the jam on the cream or the cream on the jam. Put them side by side on the scone. Really messes with people’s minds!!! I eat them all in one go. One moment it's there; next it's scone! Edited by trevor travis on 12-03-2026 20:30 Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 12-03-2026 20:29
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Given Uncle Jack’s love of filth/effluent, his nickname’s probably Jack Sh*t |
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