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Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
Paula
The Army arrives and promptly says it was all just a bit of swamp gas.
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Cygnus Bazza
Caldwell's men move the log easily enough. Now, if they can just roll the carpet up…
 
Brad
If the deputy was named Jerry, we could say the monster had a taste for Ben & Jerry's

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn
It's the lads from Pippin Fort!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Paula
Guess the budget didn't run to a space craft door.
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Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

If the deputy was named Jerry, we could say the monster had a taste for Ben & Jerry's

That scores a hundred points
 
Brad
Boy, those post war cuts in defense spending really hit the local national guard hard.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
It looks like M1’s Horizon Mission Control in there
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Guess the budget didn't run to a space craft door.


That's cute. You think this film had a budget.

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M1795537OCVirn
Doing exactly the same thing while expecting a different outcome...not good.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
“The sergeant reported finding traces of underlay…”
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

It's the lads from Pippin Fort!

Pugh pugh barney macgrew cuthbert dibble and grub?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Love how the officer in charge has 'US Army' on his shirt just in case we didn't understand that.
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Brad
How exactly does the alien manipulate the dials and switches without hands?

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Brad
Oh, no, it's the bugblatter beast of traal!

(Monty Python reference sorted).

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

Brad wrote:

How exactly does the alien manipulate the dials and switches without hands?

A higher consciousness
 
Brad

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Brad wrote:

How exactly does the alien manipulate the dials and switches without hands?

A higher consciousness


Well, it is rather tall.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“The sergeant reported finding traces of underlay…”


As he continually spit out carpet tacks while explaining this all.
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M1795537OCVirn
That VW Beetle has been parked outside the Police offices for days already.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

Paula wrote:

Love how the officer in charge has 'US Army' on his shirt just in case we didn't understand that.

Probably just a reminder for him
 
Brad
Meanwhile, at the local middle school.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Looks like this trysting couple have gone straight for dessert.
 
M1795537OCVirn
Hang on - what proof do they have that Ben and Jeff are dead?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Paula

Brad wrote:

Oh, no, it's the bugblatter beast of traal!

(Monty Python reference sorted).


Surely Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
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Cygnus Bazza
OH MY GOD! THAT MONSTER’S MOVING FASTER THAN A MAN CAN PUT HIS TROUSERS BACK ON!
 
Brad

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Hang on - what proof do they have that Ben and Jeff are dead?


They cashed their checks and left the set.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
No jokes about shagpile, please
 
OneSparePart
Martin needs to put a tie on and get sorted
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Monster is having a time swallowing the gal in the bikini! And she keeps screaming!
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M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

It's the lads from Pippin Fort!

Pugh pugh barney macgrew cuthbert dibble and grub?


Knew you'd understand.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
The boyfriend just legged it. I’m starting to doubt his commitment to that relationship.
 
Brad
By all means just lay there waiting to be eaten.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Talk about being hauled over the carpet
 
Cygnus Bazza
Meanwhile, back at M1’s Horizon Mission Control, the computers are hard at it devising next month’s ficlet challenge…
 
OneSparePart
Noisy death mark 2
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Really- they lost most of the exterior scenes audio! If they recorded it at all!
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Cygnus Bazza
Good to see Mrs Vic’s still hanging around. Vic needs to get his mind on the job. So to speak.
 
OneSparePart
Someone let that lion out of there!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Paula
Why is the officer wearing olive drab but has a khaki hat?
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Cygnus Bazza
“He was a much younger man than one would imagine him to be…” Reported for ageism.
 
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