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Thursday 26th February Ripping Yarns
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I’ll bet M1’s school song was something in Latin about subduing smaller nations.


Sanctus clavis fores aperit, actually.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Ian O is ace as School Bully.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
I hope Ian Ogilvy earned top Dollar for his role in this. He's excellent.
 
trevor travis

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I’ll bet M1’s school song was something in Latin about subduing smaller nations.

" Stamp on the Southerners!" By Grieg


Episode 2 is based in M Boss' neck of the woods!
Vote Og.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Tomkinson needs to send his parents a Telex
 
OneSparePart
It's Dolly Bantry!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I’ll bet M1’s school song was something in Latin about subduing smaller nations.


Sanctus clavis fores aperit, actually.

Something about kilts
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

It's Dolly Bantry!

You're talking mea lingua
 
Cygnus Bazza
Great how Mrs T calls her son by his surname. Does your dad call you ‘OSP’, OSP?
 
OneSparePart
Oh it's that extra from B7
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Nice bit of low-quality sporting action. Makes up for not watching Jossy’s Giants.Smile
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Great how Mrs T calls her son by his surname. Does your dad call you ‘OSP’, OSP?

. I am Slave to my master
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
The 1970s, eh? The ‘lighter side’ of sexual assault…
 
M1795537OCVirn
Of course, mine was a girls' school. We didn't play rough games.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
AnneArthur
This is fun, when was it made?
 
Cygnus Bazza
Did you go to a good school, TT? Was it Approved?
 
trevor travis
Tomkinsons model boat ;D ;D
Edited by trevor travis on 26-02-2026 19:56
Vote Og.
 
Cygnus Bazza

AnneArthur wrote:

This is fun, when was it made?

1976
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

It's Dolly Bantry!

You're talking mea lingua

Yes, and I'll be cracking out the shotgun if you carry on in this disgraceful manner
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Why can't a full-scale model be a model?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
I can see Greenland on that map. Big, isn’t it? Temptingly big.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

This is fun, when was it made?

1976

It says 1975 on the dvd...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Why can't a full-scale model be a model?

Bally good point! Bally to rhyme with Sally.
 
trevor travis

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Did you go to a good school, TT? Was it Approved?


Just a normal secondary.
Vote Og.
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

This is fun, when was it made?

1976

It says 1975 on the dvd...
That's what I said (within the margin of error...)
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Of course, mine was a girls' school. We didn't play rough games.

Tiddly winks with razors.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

trevor travis wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Did you go to a good school, TT? Was it Approved?


Just a normal secondary.

Not sure there's any such thing!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Anyone else noticed that the names on the boards behind are almost all from the same family - as is the Headmaster.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
I once knew someone who explored an area the size of Yorkshire. It was Yorkshire.
 
trevor travis

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

This is fun, when was it made?

1976

It says 1975 on the dvd...


Made in 1975, transmitted in 1976
Vote Og.
 
Cygnus Bazza
IIRC this is the only ep that Terry J features in, surprisingly
 
AnneArthur

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I’ll bet M1’s school song was something in Latin about subduing smaller nations.


Sanctus clavis fores aperit, actually.


But which fores does the sanctus clavis open?
 
trevor travis
The school song is "inspiring"
Vote Og.
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Anyone else noticed that the names on the boards behind are almost all from the same family - as is the Headmaster.

A Bott on the escutcheon?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
trevor travis
The school bully steals the show.

Not quite the best bully/ That#s Gripper Stepson
Vote Og.
 
Cygnus Bazza
By clashing with evening mass, Ian Ogilvy’s ‘The Return of the Saint’ was instrumental in my teenage quasi-excommunication from the Catholic Church, alongside a ruck with Father Alberic about transubstantiation and papal infallibility.
 
OneSparePart

AnneArthur wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I’ll bet M1’s school song was something in Latin about subduing smaller nations.


Sanctus clavis fores aperit, actually.


But which fores does the sanctus clavis open?

Not holy ones
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
I’ll bet you remember those telephones, don’t you, M1?
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I’ll bet M1’s school song was something in Latin about subduing smaller nations.


Sanctus clavis fores aperit, actually.


But which fores does the sanctus clavis open?

Not holy ones

Fores a jolly good fellow?
 
Cygnus Bazza
M1 – this is your golden opportunity to name-drop the comedy icon who was your best mate at school. And I’m not talking about Sellafield Sue who glowed in the dark.
 
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