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| trevor travis |
Posted on 01-03-2026 18:11
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Wahay - zombie pipers? 
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| Brad |
Posted on 01-03-2026 19:37
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Can the pipers scare off the zombie trees too and then we are back down to one problem? I'll take pipers over zombie trees and Brad will have a group to jam with. Good idea (and as I said before, I do like bagpipe music!), but I'm afraid the story will take a very different direction: Episode 946 Have you seen Cockneys vs Zombies? If not, I recommend it. It's a 88 minute rollicking fun movie full of easter eggs for all the old actors in it. Scotts vs Zombies would have been a much shorter movie. . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-03-2026 08:45
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Wahay - zombie pipers? Sorry - no: Episode 947 |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 02-03-2026 11:10
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Have you seen Cockneys vs Zombies? If not, I recommend it. It's a 88 minute rollicking fun movie full of easter eggs for all the old actors in it. Scotts vs Zombies would have been a much shorter movie. Worth it just for the rollicking Chas & Dave title song. |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 02-03-2026 11:12
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We could have got rid of the pipers there and then in episode 945 by throwing 50p down the teleport tunnel. |
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| ellen york |
Posted on 02-03-2026 23:55
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Poor OSP! Her flower is in danger again  |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 03-03-2026 09:42
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Poor OSP! Her flower is in danger again Other flowers are even more endangered: Episode 948 |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 03-03-2026 10:31
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The sooner the better! "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 03-03-2026 12:20
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Poor OSP! Her flower is in danger again Not as much danger as Huggy will be in if he keeps up the floral assault! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lorna |
Posted on 03-03-2026 12:22
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Poor OSP! Her flower is in danger again Not as much danger as Huggy will be in if he keeps up the floral assault! You tell him! 🌷 I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 03-03-2026 12:25
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The sooner the better! I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 03-03-2026 12:26
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Poor OSP! Her flower is in danger again Not as much danger as Huggy will be in if he keeps up the floral assault! You tell him! 🌷  
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 03-03-2026 13:37
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The sooner the better! I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... By my reckoning, moving in two houses down from M Kid makes you O Kid 
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 04-03-2026 08:17
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Episode 949 (Yes, we already tackled that problem in no. 860, but the Venusians had more than the one Audrey plantation destroyed by the caterpillars!) |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 04-03-2026 12:57
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The narrator is back, but not trying to kill us this time! Looks like OSP can come out of hiding, until Huggy finds another way to attack her flower
Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 05-03-2026 08:42
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Episode 950 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 05-03-2026 11:16
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Let's leave the pipers on Venus until the 11th day of Christmas next year and all our problems are solved
Vote Og.
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| ellen york |
Posted on 05-03-2026 23:54
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Do the zombie trees also eat Venusians? This could be a big problem. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 06-03-2026 07:16
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Do the zombie trees also eat Venusians? This could be a big problem. The Venusians can run away, while the zombie trees are a rather wooden in their movements. On the other hand, your concern gave me an idea for another episode, which you will see tomorrow. Stay tuned! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 06-03-2026 07:17
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Let's leave the pipers on Venus until the 11th day of Christmas next year and all our problems are solved That is actually the plan: Episode 951 |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 06-03-2026 07:29
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Could this woodchuck turn the zombie trees into logs? Or will his friend the otter make dam sure of them? |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 06-03-2026 07:31
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving. |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 06-03-2026 08:10
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving.
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 06-03-2026 11:15
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving. As long as there is a library in the village, OSP will be happy
Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 06-03-2026 11:17
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Let's leave the pipers on Venus until the 11th day of Christmas next year and all our problems are solved That is actually the plan: Episode 951 Love it when a cunning plan comes together, although the woodchucks seem intent on ruining it! Vote Og.
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| Paula |
Posted on 06-03-2026 19:16
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Do the zombie trees also eat Venusians? This could be a big problem. The Venusians can run away, while the zombie trees are a rather wooden in their movements. On the other hand, your concern gave me an idea for another episode, which you will see tomorrow. Stay tuned! The zombie trees are rather wooden in their movements? Next you'll be saying their bark is worse than their bite. Or is that tomorrow's comic? Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 06-03-2026 20:54
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving. As long as there is a library in the village, OSP will be happy Be seeing you! In the village.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 07-03-2026 08:37
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving. But to get to Portmeirion she would have to travel westwards, not up north! Or maybe there once was a Jethro Tull concert in the Lake District and there are still a few of the balloons flying around... |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 07-03-2026 08:38
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving. As long as there is a library in the village, OSP will be happy Be seeing you! In the village.... So you are now one of the Village People? |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 07-03-2026 08:39
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Episode 952 |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-03-2026 17:01
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I think I'll go into hiding... moving up north...somewhere with lakes and mountains... a nice little village thereabouts... ..with a giant white Rover ball that stops you leaving. As long as there is a library in the village, OSP will be happy Be seeing you! In the village.... So you are now one of the Village People? We want YOU as a new recruit! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 08-03-2026 07:35
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With the bears and beavers driven away and the zombie trees and pipers abandoned on Venus, we now have no longer any excuse to delay our boring household chores: Episode 953 |
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| BlueyH |
Posted on 09-03-2026 03:45
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With the bears and beavers driven away and the zombie trees and pipers abandoned on Venus, we now have no longer any excuse to delay our boring household chores: Episode 953 Doh! Rookie mistake from TT. Always use the delicates wash for Horn Warmers. The gentler rocking motion lulls the monsters lurking within to sleep! I look exactly as Avon reasoned I would.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 09-03-2026 07:35
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With the bears and beavers driven away and the zombie trees and pipers abandoned on Venus, we now have no longer any excuse to delay our boring household chores: Episode 953 Doh! Rookie mistake from TT. Always use the delicates wash for Horn Warmers. The gentler rocking motion lulls the monsters lurking within to sleep! Interesting theory... but I fear the truth is much more complicated, as you will see in the upcoming adventures! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 09-03-2026 07:35
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Episode 954 |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 09-03-2026 08:08
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But to get to Portmeirion she would have to travel westwards, not up north! That was the decoy village. You don't think John Drake was good enough to get into the real one, do you? |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 09-03-2026 08:09
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Pipers and beavers and bears, oh my! |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 09-03-2026 08:11
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Everyone knows socks are the larvae form of coat hangers. - - - - - Sherlock Holmes! I approve. |
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| BlueyH |
Posted on 09-03-2026 08:26
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With the bears and beavers driven away and the zombie trees and pipers abandoned on Venus, we now have no longer any excuse to delay our boring household chores: Episode 953 Doh! Rookie mistake from TT. Always use the delicates wash for Horn Warmers. The gentler rocking motion lulls the monsters lurking within to sleep! Interesting theory... but I fear the truth is much more complicated, as you will see in the upcoming adventures! Well I’ve always suspected the actual truth is stranger since astronomers discovered an odd fuzzy patch just 2 light years to the left of the Barnard’s Star motorway services. I think it’s where the wormhole that consumes all the disappearing socks, biro pens and horn warmers deposits its victims to… I look exactly as Avon reasoned I would.
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| ellen york |
Posted on 09-03-2026 22:58
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Sid!!! Will there be a dance party? |
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