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 Thursday 2nd April 7.45pm I, Clavdivs ep 1
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:11
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There's the german captain from Allo Allo.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:12
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“That’s enough for now, Airus Conditionus” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:13
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There's the german captain from Allo Allo. Fascinating, Captain. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:14
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“It’s all about bread and circuses – so let’s toast the acrobats!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:16
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“It’s all about bread and circuses – so let’s toast the acrobats!” 112, 736 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:16
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"He never got further than Lesbos. Can't imagine why" |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:16
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"He never got further than Lesbos. Can't imagine why" That's better Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:17
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Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’ |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:17
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"He never got further than Lesbos. Can't imagine why" That's better Judge and bloomin' jury, as usual |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:17
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:18
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Nothing that an emetic and a couple of leeches won’t put right |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:18
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Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’ That's the history of ruling families. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:18
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her. The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:19
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Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’ That's the history of ruling families. Thank you, Hugh Trevor-Roper |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:20
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Marcellus Proustus is in desperate trouble |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:20
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her. The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World See? A little effort makes a huge difference. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:21
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“I’ll prepare a meal for Marcellus from a recipe I got from……the Sheriff of Nottingham’s sister…” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:22
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Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her. The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World See? A little effort makes a huge difference. Great. Then I won't do the one about the Sibyl adding more basil to the food |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:23
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Tiberius back from camp. Camp being the right word in that uniform |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:24
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:24
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Livia shouldn’t have reheated that prawn dhansak twice in the microwave |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:25
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia. Yep. A Tarot card. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:26
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What's a dhansak? Is it like a PC Pringle?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:27
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia. You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:27
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"They're looting the shops. Not Holland & Barrett, though" |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:28
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\What's a dhansak? Is it like a PC Pringle? No. It's not in the police force. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:28
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia. You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks. Welk, you're not a joker. 
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:29
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One couid learn a lot from Olivia.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:29
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia. You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks. Welk, you're not a joker. King of Babble-on, me |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:29
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“Marcus, I need…A…grippa…” “I’ll bet” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:30
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One couid learn a lot from Olivia. Have I missed a character? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:30
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Ooh, she's a card is Livia. You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks. Welk, you're not a joker. I'm not a whelk either. I'm just not that shellfish. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:31
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One couid learn a lot from Olivia. Have I missed a character? Nope. Too easy. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:31
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“I need that strong right arm again” “I’ll bet” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:32
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It's the Saint!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:32
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I hope they docked Jacobi’s wages for this episode. He's done flick all. Hasn't even left the villa. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:33
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It's just like Eastenders, really. (Not that i've ever watched it).
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:34
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“What’s closer than a family tie?” “A clan cravat?” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:34
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It's just like Eastenders, really. (Not that i've ever watched it). Succession...SORTED! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 02-04-2026 19:35
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Suetonius says Claudius was indeed quite paranoid about flatulence, in actual fact. |
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