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Classic Star Trek Rewatch #7 Thursday 31st August, 7.45pm (BST)
Cygnus Bazza
That silicon nodule will turn out to be important, as sure as eggs is eggs.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Spock examining a massive bath bomb…

Or a pessary...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Health & Safety culture on Janus 6 seems non-existent. At the very least, they should ensure every man has some lead Y-fronts and a firm helmet.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Frying tonight!
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

That silicon nodule will turn out to be important, as sure as eggs is eggs.

Very poor, as Vic Reeves would say
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Spock examining a massive bath bomb…

Or a pessary...

We've found our level!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“An extremely active corrosive. Probably Mr Muscle Oven Cleaner.”
 
Cygnus Bazza
In you go, Jim. Never mind the ‘Caution: Radiation’ sign.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Doesn’t look like the green-tech revolution has made a lot of progress by the 2260s.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Spock examining a massive bath bomb…

Or a pessary...

We've found our level!

I've been scraping the barrel since we started
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Need a spare pump for some out-of-date bit of old kit? Try the hardware store in The Two Ronnies.
 
OneSparePart
Good old Scotty! Mr Reliable
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
The bath bomb’s given Spock an idea. About baths. I’ll bet it involves Nurse Chappell.
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Spock examining a massive bath bomb…

Or a pessary...

We've found our level!

I've been scraping the barrel since we started

Harsh but fair
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Spock examining a massive bath bomb…

Or a pessary...

We've found our level!

I've been scraping the barrel since we started


Speak fpr yourselves. I survived 'Sarcophagus' twice this week. I think I'm allowed to relax a little - but that doesn't mean lowering my standards. I think it's an egg, OK?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Good old Scotty! Mr Reliable

Is Reliable his middle name? Not very Scottish
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

The bath bomb’s given Spock an idea. About baths. I’ll bet it involves Nurse Chappell.

No chance. He can hardly bear to say her name let alone bear her bare...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Spock examining a massive bath bomb…

Or a pessary...

We've found our level!

I've been scraping the barrel since we started


Speak fpr yourselves. I survived 'Sarcophagus' twice this week. I think I'm allowed to relax a little - but that doesn't mean lowering my standards. I think it's an egg, OK?

Have you been reading the answers at the back of the book?
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

The bath bomb’s given Spock an idea. About baths. I’ll bet it involves Nurse Chappell.


That poor woman never has any luck.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Good old Scotty! Mr Reliable

Is Reliable his middle name? Not very Scottish

McSteady Eddy then
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

The bath bomb’s given Spock an idea. About baths. I’ll bet it involves Nurse Chappell.

No chance. He can hardly bear to say her name let alone bear her bare...

Only because she makes crap soup
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Right, men, you’ve been hand-picked for what I’m calling ‘Operation Certain Death’.”
 
Cygnus Bazza
Who else is getting a flashback to Grecian 2000 adverts?
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

The bath bomb’s given Spock an idea. About baths. I’ll bet it involves Nurse Chappell.

No chance. He can hardly bear to say her name let alone bear her bare...

Only because she makes crap soup


Nurses don't get time to learn to cook. 'twas ever thus.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Good old Scotty! Mr Reliable

Is Reliable his middle name? Not very Scottish

McSteady Eddy then

Nailed it
 
OneSparePart
That mine looks nicer than my bedroom.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Who else is getting a flashback to Grecian 2000 adverts?

Leave Giotto alone too
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Right, men, you’ve been hand-picked for what I’m calling ‘Operation Certain Death’.”


Those red tops mark them out for death every time.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

That mine looks nicer than my bedroom.

Is it in a basement? Is there pergium down there?
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Right, men, you’ve been hand-picked for what I’m calling ‘Operation Certain Death’.”


Those red tops mark them out for death every time.

Them's the rools.
 
OneSparePart
Dead man wal...oops
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Fried to a crisp. The tell-tale signs of not following the instructions on Mr Muscle Oven Cleaner…”
 
M1795537OCVirn
Not like Jim to fire first.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

That mine looks nicer than my bedroom.

Is it in a basement? Is there pergium down there?

No and maybe
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Look at this perfectly bored tunnel… Must be how they built the Bakerloo line.”
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

That mine looks nicer than my bedroom.

Is it in a basement? Is there pergium down there?


The mine looks cleaner than any bedroom.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Not like Jim to fire first.

His nerves are shot. It been a long Series One.
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Look at this perfectly bored tunnel… Must be how they built the Bakerloo line.”


....and we're back to Quatermass.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
I'm getting a Grecian 2000 advert flashback
 
OneSparePart
Giotto is smart. He lived to be a commander
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
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