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 Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:44
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A bit put out that Prince Harry didn't show up to cut the ribbon so to speak on our nifty little Club. Oh, well. We got each other! Just can't rely on Hazza these days Let's hit 'go'! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:45
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That's portentous music!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:45
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There's 2 people named savage in this film....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:46
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Love the disclaimer: “the events depicted are fictitious”. Well, that’s cleared that one up. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:46
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Dipped headlights? I’d go full-beam, myself. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:47
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When in doubt of your film, be sure to film most of it in the dark so we don't see the shortcomings. Oh, and a narrator- that spells a really cruddy film.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:47
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I don’t think he learnt that driving technique with the British School of Motoring. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:47
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Martin wishes he wasn't in this film!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:47
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When in doubt of your film, be sure to film most of it in the dark so we don't see the shortcomings. Oh, and a narrator- that spells a really cruddy film. This narration technique reminds me of the The Singing, Ringing Tree |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:48
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What a brilliant voice over.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:48
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“Intergalactic carpet delivery!” “Back it up, son!” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:48
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Barney, the deputy couldn't be bothered to investigate the UFO as he was having a smoke.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:48
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None of that don’t-get-to-see-the-monster-till-the-last-ten-minutes nonsense… |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:49
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My great uncle and his 1950's home movie camera could have done a better job of filming!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:49
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Love the rocket flying backwards!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:49
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Not the quickest mover, this bad boy. A few well-placed carpet grippers will soon sort him out |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:49
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Nice flat, dense pile. Blend of wool and polypropylene, I reckon. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:50
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Carpets r us throw an opening party
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:50
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None of that don’t-get-to-see-the-monster-till-the-last-ten-minutes nonsense… Hey, when you spend 4 dollars making the monster out of carpet remnants and foam, you want to hide it at all times if possible. Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:50
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Whoever's inside that costume must have been boiling!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:51
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“Come along. Both of you. Yes, it’s police policy to bring a civilian to a crash site" |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:51
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Barney, the deputy couldn't be bothered to investigate the UFO as he was having a smoke. Be fair, it was probably a post nooky cigarette Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:51
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Not the quickest mover, this bad boy. A few well-placed carpet grippers will soon sort him out Maybe a pair of carpet slippers would help. Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:51
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So all this is happening at 05.30am? They were supposed to be home in an hour...
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:51
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Not the quickest mover, this bad boy. A few well-placed carpet grippers will soon sort him out Maybe a pair of carpet slippers would help. Excellent! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:52
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Vic’s hair is quite the feat of civil engineering |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:52
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Whoever's inside that costume must have been boiling! That's ok, they let him keep all the people he captured to eat. Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:52
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The exam for being a duly deputized agent of the law is apparently, are you here?
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:52
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I don’t think Ben’s got the right hat for this kind of mission |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:53
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They shoukd have got Jackanory onto this. Better storytellers
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:53
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And we go to a narrator cuz we lost the soundtrack to this scene.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:53
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Stray hat. I refer you to my previous comment about hats |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:53
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Wow, is this Academy Award winning acting or what? I say 'what'.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:54
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Wow, is this Academy Award winning acting or what? I say 'what'. There's ACTING????? |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:54
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The sheriff asks random passers by what they make of the crime scene.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:54
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
So all this is happening at 05.30am? They were supposed to be home in an hour... The sun rises mighty quick in good old cali forn i a Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:54
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The sheriff asks random passers by what they make of the crime scene. I think it's called community liaison |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:54
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Ben's in a better place now....
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:55
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“B*ll*cks to Ben, let’s head back to the car…” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 19:55
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What a noisy death. Some people have no standards.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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