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Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
OneSparePart
Hey is that Russ Tamblyn's brother?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
I refer you back to my earlier joke about shagpile
 
Cygnus Bazza
"Maybe we can find a bit of old carpet we can do it on…”
 
Cygnus Bazza
Hope the guitarist’s remembered the open E tuning
 
Paula
OMG they're doing the Twist! I remember those lame' slacks.
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M1795537OCVirn
What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a turtle?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Oh no! Pete Townsend's guitar!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Either the alien’s smashed the guitar or The Who are in town…”
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Oh no! Pete Townsend's guitar!

You won that one
 
Paula
The sock hop at the High School is going full tilt.
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OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a turtle?

It's random quiz of the week! Is it that thing on the telly?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Yes. There’s a plot Twist coming.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Looks like the Horizon end-of-term party
 
Paula
I can't get enough of that song! Actually I can, but it makes me remember when MST3K spoofed this film. An they kept playing that song over and over and over... during the credits.
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M1795537OCVirn
Yes, folks. This is how many of us got our start in life...our parents met at dances like this (but not always in California).
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
I wonder if the band do requests? Something by Inspiral Carpets?
 
OneSparePart
Please please won't some maniacal murderous mat put me out of this misery!!!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
The bloke in the jacket needs medical help but no-one’s noticed
 
Paula
America in the pre-British Invasion (Beatles) days. Gods help us! We thought this was cool.
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Cygnus Bazza
Next up, the band’s ever-popular Motorhead medley!
 
OneSparePart
Gok wan needs shoving under a wilton
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a turtle?

It's random quiz of the week! Is it that thing on the telly?


You get the carpet Thing that flies spaceships backwards, steals washing off the line and hates fishermen.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
You’ve no idea how much I’m hoping the alien has a crack at the Twist.
 
Cygnus Bazza
No question about who’s got the best trousers
 
Cygnus Bazza
Monster rushing to catch last orders
 
Paula
I wonder if the film crew just put out a plea for the local residents to be in the film- and filmed that? I hesitate to say these are all actors.
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M1795537OCVirn
Presumably the old ladies are at the dance to see that things between the boys and girls don't get out of hand, as it were.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
Monster theme song written by Vic Savage's cat walking across the piano,.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OneSparePart
I can see drums, a piano....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
TWERKING ALERT
 
Cygnus Bazza
I think they may be showing a little too much dancing
 
M1795537OCVirn
thia is why village halls have to have the emergency exits clearly marked.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
I think all the people the carpet monster 'ate' are just helping move the carpet.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
It's amazing the carpet monster caught anything- just look at him lumbering around knocking over all those nice card tables and chairs!
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OneSparePart
Music hath charms to soothe the savage b (r) east...let's hope so
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Yep, Trousers Girl has pulled!
 
Brad
Can't figure out why Aunt Bea is just sitting there and not joining in the twist.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

You’ve no idea how much I’m hoping the alien has a crack at the Twist.


GrinGrinGrin
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Don’t forget, ladies and gents, to pick up your coats from the cloakroom…
 
Brad
Um... how did it fit through the door into the dance hall?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
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