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 Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:37
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I used to think the sausage monsters on Space 1999 were rubbish. This alien beats it by a good length
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:37
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 Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Some of these people seem to be at a completely different venue. Or in a completely different film |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:38
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
If the monster’s hungry, maybe it could just hoover the leftover vol-au-vents |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:38
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
That's it. Form an orderly queue for the door...
Edited by OneSparePart on 30-10-2024 20:38 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:38
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I have to say, this is even worse than I remember.
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:38
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Can't figure out why Aunt Bea is just sitting there and not joining in the twist. That's funny as all the time we see the deputy called Barney, I kept thinking of Barney Fife, from the Andy Griffith Show. Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:39
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Why are those blokes having a random fight?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:39
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I have to say, this is even worse than I remember. This is genuinely the worst film there is. Apart from one, but I can't remember its name. It makes you appreciate Wasp Woman more, though |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:40
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Why are those blokes having a random fight? Civilisation's breaking down under alien attack. Get with the programme. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:40
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
And the award for the most elegant death in this film goes to the girl in the white shoes...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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Why are those blokes having a random fight? It's what you do at a dance. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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Is the monster rogering that car??
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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I have to say, this is even worse than I remember. This is genuinely the worst film there is. Apart from one, but I can't remember its name. It makes you appreciate Wasp Woman more, though Robot Monster Plan 9 From Outer Space There are many more. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
One or two of the victims should go in feet-first, just to mix it up a bit |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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My pineurtle is off for a slime across the countryside.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
FFS, VIC - PUT - HER - DOWN!!! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:41
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I have to say, this is even worse than I remember. This is genuinely the worst film there is. Apart from one, but I can't remember its name. It makes you appreciate Wasp Woman more, though I don't think WW is even remotely as funny as this. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:42
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I have to say, this is even worse than I remember. This is genuinely the worst film there is. Apart from one, but I can't remember its name. It makes you appreciate Wasp Woman more, though Robot Monster Plan 9 From Outer Space There are many more. Plan 9's a great shout |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:43
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Alien goes dogging!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:43
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
What IS it about the people in this county? Banging like the proverbial... |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:43
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The guy who escapes Lover's Lane in the car- he went there alone??
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:43
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Doesn't seem to like the taste of cars, then?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:44
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I have to say, this is even worse than I remember. This is genuinely the worst film there is. Apart from one, but I can't remember its name. It makes you appreciate Wasp Woman more, though Robot Monster Plan 9 From Outer Space There are many more. Plan 9's a great shout You can't beat the quote 'stupid stupid stupid'. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:44
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Quite the threesome |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:44
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Is the monster rogering that car?? Just got to that bit. The answer is yes. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:45
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Is anyone totting up the fatalities? |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:45
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The monster thinks 'these humans are yummy, once you get past the hard shell, like a lobster- the meat's great.'
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:46
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Car Hump #2 |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:46
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Why does no one jump on top of it and ride it cowboy!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:46
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The guy who escapes Lover's Lane in the car- he went there alone?? Inflatable Ingrid suffered a puncture... (Red Dwarf reference sorted). . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:47
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Why does no one jump on top of it and ride it cowboy! Slim Pickens wouldn't appear in the film *(reference to Dr. Strangelove and how he rode the bomb down-_ Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:47
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what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:47
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Why does no one jump on top of it and ride it cowboy! They've run out of hats |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:48
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Is the monster rogering that car?? Just got to that bit. The answer is yes. And it is clearly a demolition derby casualty. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:48
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what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it? You mean it's eating for 2, or 14 or 37? Hmmm Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:49
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it? It could be menopausal Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it? Lots of little carpet tiles |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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So... a random scientist ranks a general?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile??
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Have these troops had ANY training? |
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