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Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
Cygnus Bazza
We need Spock for a mind meld here
 
Paula
'Twas beauty killed the beast. No, wait, wrong film.
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Paula
Always trust your local sheriff's department to do the right thing. Oh, boy!
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M1795537OCVirn
Yet another mad scientist, eh?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Vic's overdue a snog
 
OneSparePart
And what did you do at work today, darling?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile??


Chipped beef on toast.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
And we get a sight-seeing tour of 1950's rural California. Yawn.....
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Cygnus Bazza
Come on, Caldwell. Focus, son.
 
Brad

OneSparePart wrote:

And what did you do at work today, darling?


We made a cheesey movie about a carpet monster.

And what did you do after lunch?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Brad wrote:

Paula wrote:

Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile??


Chipped beef on toast.


Shake'n'vac?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Blimey, these ad breaks are long! But none for Allied Carpets. So much for the algorithm.
 
Paula
The deputy got covered in chocolate sauce for some reason.
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OneSparePart

Brad wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

And what did you do at work today, darling?


We made a cheesey movie about a carpet monster.

And what did you do after lunch?

Well there was all these couples parked up in the woods....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
I hope Vic puts his arm round Mrs Vic while he’s driving like he did earlier
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Brad wrote:

Paula wrote:

Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile??


Chipped beef on toast.


Shake'n'vac?

It's all they have to do!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Hoist by his own petard. Kind of.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Blimey, these ad breaks are long! But none for Allied Carpets. So much for the algorithm.

I have only just discovered you can fast forward through them
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad
I'm going to get out of this cheesy movie if I have to drive all the way to Maine.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
There you go, Martin. Use a loaded gun as a hammer. That's a good boy.
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M1795537OCVirn
Brylcreem Boy is back!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
Keith Emerson solo album, side two
 
Brad
Couldn't have just tossed in a few grenades?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
OneSparePart
I thought the carpet had been blown up. You close your eyes for 2 seconds
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Brad
So... one carpet monster was running around for the whole movie while another was chained up inside the ship?

Monster bondage?

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

I thought the carpet had been blown up. You close your eyes for 2 seconds

Very hard-wearing. That's the nylon in it.
 
M1795537OCVirn
Never seen anyone try to beat a computer to death before.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Paula
Do you think, if we asked, they'd all show us their Equity cards? Just to prove they are actors?
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OneSparePart
There's 2! Oh I see...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Never seen anyone try to beat a computer to death before.

He needs to just pull out the plug
 
Brad
to analyze the humans chemically..... mostly fat and gristle.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Paula
Keep watching the skies. Keep watching the skies! Oh, again, wrong film! LOL
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OneSparePart
Put it in reverse!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

There's 2! Oh I see...


Really? Do you see it all, Section Leader?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
try reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Brad wrote:

to analyze the humans chemically..... mostly fat and gristle.


and 70% water.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
A job in IT beckons for Martin
 
OneSparePart
He's going nowhere fast. Rather like the liberator in Cygnus Alpha.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
"Bradford was pessimistic about the future of humanity – and so are we all, having just watched ‘The Creeping Terror’…”
 
Paula

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

A job in IT beckons for Martin


Hasn't everyone at one point in time wanted to bash a computer?
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