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A WARNING TO THE CURIOUS Thursday 5th December
Cygnus Bazza
On the upside, I don't mind his jumper
 
AnneArthur
I do not like the look of that razor.
 
Cygnus Bazza
He’d be better off excavating Argos. The shop, not the city-state.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

He'll release the Daemons if he's not careful

Only if he's got the scrolls...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
And as if by chance, he's digging exactly the same hole, with exactly the same spoil heap....BBC continuity people working overtime.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

He'll release the Daemons if he's not careful

Only if he's got the scrolls...

And the requisite ointment
 
AnneArthur
I wouldn't start excavating at dusk.
 
Cygnus Bazza
It's a crine! A posh crown!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Yep. Find valuables. Leg it with valuables. Or ‘doing a Schliemann’ as we call it.
 
M1795537OCVirn
Shouldn't he be using a brush by this stage? That trowel could cause a lot of damage.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
That chase scene needed the Benny Hill music
 
OneSparePart
Watch out watch out watch out watch out...there's an Ayger about!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Shouldn't he be using a brush by this stage? That trowel could cause a lot of damage.

Or a teaspoon. Or an enema bulb
 
OneSparePart
Fly you fool!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy
 
OneSparePart
That's a mean looking blade...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
"The next creepy train will be arriving at Platform 2..."
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy

It's a genetic inheritance
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy

It's a genetic inheritance

Reported for regionalism
 
AnneArthur
Does that crown look Anglo-Saxon, I ask myself.
 
OneSparePart
Trains with no corridors. No escape there
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Seagulls are creepy
 
Cygnus Bazza

AnneArthur wrote:

Does that crown look Anglo-Saxon, I ask myself.

I think you may need to ask a different question
 
Cygnus Bazza
I do hope the hotel/pub is called The Crown. Not The Three Crowns. Too obvious. Actually, The Two Crowns would have been interesting, but maybe I’m overthinking it.
 
M1795537OCVirn
I think I'd have left it wrapped - it'll get bent rattling about in his suitcase.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
AnneArthur
I have to say that I am enjoying this, but not finding it terribly creepy. It's all a bit like last week - chap stays in nearly deserted hotel, finds buried artifact, is chased along a beach by something unpleasant.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy

It's a genetic inheritance

Reported for regionalism

You're a fine one to talk with your anti stoke jibes! Angry
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Artists? They're the worst.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

AnneArthur wrote:

I have to say that I am enjoying this, but not finding it terribly creepy. It's all a bit like last week - chap stays in nearly deserted hotel, finds buried artifact, is chased along a beach by something unpleasant.

M R James liked the unknown assailant vibe
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy

It's a genetic inheritance

Reported for regionalism

You're a fine one to talk with your anti stoke jibes! Angry

I'd back those up in a court of law. And I'd be calling YOU as my key witness!
 
AnneArthur

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Seagulls are creepy


No they're not. Vicious, sometimes, but not creepy.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy

It's a genetic inheritance

Reported for regionalism

You're a fine one to talk with your anti stoke jibes! Angry

I'd back those up in a court of law. And I'd be calling YOU as my key witness!

It'd only be hearsay on my part with me coming from newcastle under lyme....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
AnneArthur
I have a Viennese cake-knife that is about the same shape as the blade that man is wielding.
 
Cygnus Bazza

AnneArthur wrote:

I have to say that I am enjoying this, but not finding it terribly creepy. It's all a bit like last week - chap stays in nearly deserted hotel, finds buried artifact, is chased along a beach by something unpleasant.

I think this is a lot better, actually. I do think it's bloody creepy.
 
OneSparePart

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Seagulls are creepy


No they're not. Vicious, sometimes, but not creepy.

Agreed. Creepy trees, creepy men, even creepy churches but creepy shite hawks? No.
Edited by OneSparePart on 05-12-2024 20:22
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
AnneArthur
I think the creepiest thing about these programmes is the miserable hotel rooms. The ghost of Fawlty Towers . . .
 
M1795537OCVirn

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Seagulls are creepy


No they're not. Vicious, sometimes, but not creepy.


I think he's saying they're East Anglian seagulls, and therefore creepy.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There's literally no sod in Norfolk who isn't creepy

It's a genetic inheritance

Reported for regionalism

You're a fine one to talk with your anti stoke jibes! Angry

I'd back those up in a court of law. And I'd be calling YOU as my key witness!

It'd only be hearsay on my part with me coming from newcastle under lyme....

My legal team would tie you in knots. But just sheepshanks.
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Seagulls are creepy


No they're not. Vicious, sometimes, but not creepy.


I think he's saying they're East Anglian seagulls, and therefore creepy.

Precisely. It's the way they nick your chips.
 
AnneArthur
Lovely landscapes - remind me of the Belgian coast.
 
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