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| Hugbot |
Posted on 11-01-2025 09:20
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Set the controls for the Xenon Base shower room in the third century of the second calendar! Strangely enough, today's strip was planned for weeks and already finished when you posted this comment...  |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 11-01-2025 23:25
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Set the controls for the Xenon Base shower room in the third century of the second calendar! Strangely enough, today's strip was planned for weeks and already finished when you posted this comment... Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew  He could have at least sent me to Sinofar's shower room! 
Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 12-01-2025 10:00
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Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew Well, at least he has been relieved of control about the portal:  |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 12-01-2025 13:52
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Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew Well, at least he has been relieved of control about the portal: No satisfying some people!! Where does OSP want to go? I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 12-01-2025 20:30
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Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew Well, at least he has been relieved of control about the portal: No satisfying some people!! Where does OSP want to go? The Chelsea Flower Show. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 13-01-2025 06:49
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Where does OSP want to go? Wait for episode 582! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 13-01-2025 06:49
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 13-01-2025 11:26
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I thought Tyce might prefer Brighton on April 6th, 1974
Vote Og.
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 13-01-2025 11:41
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1. I now realise that 'TT" stands for Teuton. 2. I saw a page from an old German cookbook a couple of days ago. ("Dr. Oetker Schulkochbuch", 1952). It showed a simple line drawing of a pig and a sheep* and identified some of the cuts of meat. The pig was, quite naturally, labelled 'schwein'. To my English-speaking mind, we get ham from said schwein, hence I was amused to see the sheep was labelled 'hammel'. * Technically a wether, I think. |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 13-01-2025 12:44
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Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew Well, at least he has been relieved of control about the portal: No satisfying some people!! Where does OSP want to go? The Chelsea Flower Show. That is a wonderful choice I will make it so!! I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 13-01-2025 14:16
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Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew Well, at least he has been relieved of control about the portal: No satisfying some people!! Where does OSP want to go? The Chelsea Flower Show. That is a wonderful choice I will make it so!! Uh-oh, OSP is bound to bring back a Triffid, to deal with Huggy and his spikes. Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 14-01-2025 06:56
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2. I saw a page from an old German cookbook a couple of days ago. ("Dr. Oetker Schulkochbuch", 1952). It showed a simple line drawing of a pig and a sheep* and identified some of the cuts of meat. The pig was, quite naturally, labelled 'schwein'. To my English-speaking mind, we get ham from said schwein, hence I was amused to see the sheep was labelled 'hammel'. * Technically a wether, I think. You are right, a Hammel is a wether. And as ham is Schinken in German, there is no confusion for native speakers. In a Danish course I attended, people were amused that the Danish pronouns for "he" and "she" are "han" and "hun". What's so amusing about that, I hear you ask. Well, these pronouns sound and look very similar to the words "Hahn" and "Huhn", meaning "rooster" and "(female) chicken". Oh, and a girl in Danish is a "pige", which to the English-speaking mind might conjure up the image of a Schwein... |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 14-01-2025 06:57
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I thought Tyce might prefer Brighton on April 6th, 1974 That's right, but then I couldn't have made all the Napoleon gags that will follow. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 14-01-2025 06:57
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 14-01-2025 10:42
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I thought Tyce might prefer Brighton on April 6th, 1974 That's right, but then I couldn't have made all the Napoleon gags that will follow. Ah, fair enough! Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 14-01-2025 10:43
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Huggy, can we all travel to the grassy knoll to say hello to the Red Dwarf crew?
Vote Og.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 14-01-2025 16:20
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Where does OSP want to go? Wait for episode 582! To take a quote from my fave Laurel and Hardy short: "Somewhere, an electric chair is waiting!"
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 14-01-2025 16:21
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Hmmm, time for the chef to end up in his own stew Well, at least he has been relieved of control about the portal: No satisfying some people!! Where does OSP want to go? The Chelsea Flower Show. That is a wonderful choice I will make it so!! Uh-oh, OSP is bound to bring back a Triffid, to deal with Huggy and his spikes. What makes you think I haven't already got one waiting for le temps juste? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 15-01-2025 01:28
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The perfidious French! Wotcha, Boney. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 15-01-2025 07:03
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Where does OSP want to go? Wait for episode 582! To take a quote from my fave Laurel and Hardy short: "Somewhere, an electric chair is waiting!" Nah, don't worry – I won't send your cartoon alter ego to the hot chair! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 15-01-2025 07:03
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| littlesue |
Posted on 15-01-2025 09:43
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Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 15-01-2025 09:57
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For a moment, I thought Sue had a subscription to Fascist Dictator Monthly (further obligatory Red Dwarf reference) PS She'll be gutted when she finds out Napoleon charges 8,000 Vems for an autograph!
Vote Og.
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| Paula |
Posted on 15-01-2025 20:46
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For a moment, I thought Sue had a subscription to Fascist Dictator Monthly (further obligatory Red Dwarf reference) PS She'll be gutted when she finds out Napoleon charges 8,000 Vems for an autograph! Napoleon is charging 10,000 Vems now as he's a little short this month..... <gets coat and runs> Resist the Host
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 16-01-2025 06:47
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| littlesue |
Posted on 16-01-2025 08:52
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For a moment, I thought Sue had a subscription to Fascist Dictator Monthly (further obligatory Red Dwarf reference) PS She'll be gutted when she finds out Napoleon charges 8,000 Vems for an autograph! Napoleon is charging 10,000 Vems now as he's a little short this month..... <gets coat and runs> Actually, I already have Mr Solo's autograph. I must ask Daughter Number 1 how much she paid for it.... Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 16-01-2025 17:09
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For a moment, I thought Sue had a subscription to Fascist Dictator Monthly (further obligatory Red Dwarf reference) PS She'll be gutted when she finds out Napoleon charges 8,000 Vems for an autograph! Napoleon is charging 10,000 Vems now as he's a little short this month..... <gets coat and runs> Actually, I already have Mr Solo's autograph. I must ask Daughter Number 1 how much she paid for it.... And whether she paid for it in Vems! Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 16-01-2025 17:10
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Sometimes I think my fellow crewmates are as intelligent as Baldrick, Lord Percy Percy and Prince George. Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 17-01-2025 06:45
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Sometimes I think my fellow crewmates are as intelligent as Baldrick, Lord Percy Percy and Prince George. Speaking of which...  |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 18-01-2025 07:57
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 18-01-2025 16:52
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Sometimes I think my fellow crewmates are as intelligent as Baldrick, Lord Percy Percy and Prince George. Speaking of which... Although Prince Edmund did end up as King... for around 30 seconds. Only one of the successors matched that! Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 19-01-2025 08:52
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 19-01-2025 13:44
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For a moment, I thought Sue had a subscription to Fascist Dictator Monthly (further obligatory Red Dwarf reference) PS She'll be gutted when she finds out Napoleon charges 8,000 Vems for an autograph! Napoleon is charging 10,000 Vems now as he's a little short this month..... <gets coat and runs> You and OvZ should start yr own channel. BPTV...bad pun television. It'll go down a storm...or GPTV, if we're feeling kind....
Edited by OneSparePart on 19-01-2025 13:53 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 20-01-2025 06:48
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I think I'm going to try being bad in 2025. Let me help you carry out your New Year's resolution:  |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 20-01-2025 13:25
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I think I'm going to try being bad in 2025. Let me help you carry out your New Year's resolution: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 20-01-2025 18:39
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I think I'm going to try being bad in 2025. Let me help you carry out your New Year's resolution: Ah, so that's what OSP was up to in episode 582. As long as she leaves the inventor of Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations alone! Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 21-01-2025 06:49
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| littlesue |
Posted on 21-01-2025 09:45
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Oh no, OSP. What have you done? (But at least I still have my Prawn Cocktail Pringles) I'll just have to do rewatches of High Chaparrel (?) and Wanted: Dead or Alive (with a very young Steve McQueen) Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-01-2025 12:21
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I see Littlesue has the right priorities! Shame on you (again)OSP - what have you gone and done??
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-01-2025 19:50
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I think I'm going to try being bad in 2025. Let me help you carry out your New Year's resolution: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssindeedydoodyyeeeeeeeessssssss! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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