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 CRUD CLUB: AFTER-EIGHTH REWATCH Weds 20th August, 19.45 BST
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:00
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The sound of a gale and the ambulance men come in without a hair out of place
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:00
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Did he say Pasta Road? “It’s not too farfalle. I’ll give you directions.” “I’ll write them down. Can I borrow your penne?” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:00
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A couple of milk men took the injured guy away...
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:01
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Did he say General Buzzcock? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:01
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“Pilot over there? We’ll come back in January. It’s magic.” Oh...oh...OH! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:01
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Did he say Pasta Road? “It’s not too farfalle. I’ll give you directions.” “I’ll write them down. Can I borrow your penne?” That's your first bad pun warning. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:01
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“Pilot over there? We’ll come back in January. It’s magic.” Oh...oh...OH! We're BACK!!!! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:01
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Did he say Pasta Road? “It’s not too farfalle. I’ll give you directions.” “I’ll write them down. Can I borrow your penne?” Are you mutt and jeff? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:02
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Mitch is sticking away that hooch. Bound to aid his decision-making |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:02
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I bet that phone line gets cut off!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:02
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Did he say Pasta Road? “It’s not too farfalle. I’ll give you directions.” “I’ll write them down. Can I borrow your penne?” That's your first bad pun warning. But it won't be the last. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:02
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Claude Toobits?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:03
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I bet that phone line gets cut off! Well the light's already off... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:03
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“Come on, Pierre. Tell us all about it! Traumatise yourself a bit more by reliving the horror in graphic detail!” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:04
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That apple jack is going fast. They'd better watch out, it will hit them like a 2 by 4 board.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:04
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Claude Toobits? You're walking a tightrope |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:04
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It's not THE big bird, is it?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:04
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The state police guy's uniform is immaculate.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:05
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“He thought he saw a Big Bird! What a Muppet!” |
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:05
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I haven't heard about that creature. I don't want to meet it. Judging by his description, it is horrible.
Edited by Taiellin on 20-08-2025 19:06 |
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:06
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Seeing Big Bird is a sign you will die.... Sesame Street is DOOOMED.
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:06
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“It’s a sign you’re gonna die, real soon. Tell you what, Pierre, come with us and get on a plane in a big storm!” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:06
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The state police guy's uniform is immaculate. Probably on hire. It had better stay immaculate, too. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:06
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If you see a big bird it's a sign you're gonna die, real soon..... SESAME STREET!!!!!! 
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:06
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Technically, that’s assault. “Mr McAfee. First, engineer and pilot. And now, sex pest.” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:07
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I haven't heard about that creature. I don't want to meet it. Judging by his description, it is horrible. It IS horrible. But not in the way you think. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:07
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“Let’s finish the job”??????? Blimey. The Mile-High Club must be open to new members. So to speak. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:08
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Shouldn't be baseball references, should be American Football references, cuz he just had an.... Incomplete Pass.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:09
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I haven't heard about that creature. I don't want to meet it. Judging by his description, it is horrible. It IS horrible. But not in the way you think. I hope it won't scare me to death. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:09
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Always loved the meme of giant newspaper headlines being shown.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:09
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Swirly thing alert! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:09
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It's the bermuda straight line sorry spiral thing
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:10
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FYI, Taiellin: Big Bird (Sorry that took a while). "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:10
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It's the bermuda straight line sorry spiral thing Bermuda Fibonacci sequence... . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:10
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It's the bermuda straight line sorry spiral thing He could have joined those crosses and made Colin Caterpillar |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:10
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I haven't heard about that creature. I don't want to meet it. Judging by his description, it is horrible. It IS horrible. But not in the way you think. I hope it won't scare me to death. You may die but not from fear... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:11
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Visibility cannot be 'unlimited'.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:11
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I feel sorry for the other passengers on the plane- these two morons gabbing and rustling newspapers and smooching! Shut Up already.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:12
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Fabulous Big Bird!! Absolutely marvellous.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:12
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18th of the month,.... the electric bill is due....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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