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 CRUD CLUB: AFTER-EIGHTH REWATCH Weds 20th August, 19.45 BST
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:31
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Antimatter... Did Omega send this bird? |
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:31
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Westminster Bridge!
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:31
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Imagine the size of the bird poos. No wonder they’re fleeing in terror |
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:31
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How did the fire start. Does the bird have flaming Poo?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:32
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London, Paris, Peking, Hooterville, USA. They all suffered the wrath of the Giant Claw!
Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:32
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At school, I never learned how to use a slide rule. Except as a projectile |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:33
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Always flying, never stopping - it's the original Wandering Albatross.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:33
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It's a million to one chance, but it just might work.... Terry Pratchett, many times....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:34
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I love these 'antiseptic' rooms we see from the 50's films. Not a thing out of place, badly designed furniture- the works.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:34
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“I called General Buzzcock and asked him whether he’d ever fallen in love with someone he shouldn’t have fallen in love with” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:34
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I told you to find the nest ages ago!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:34
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He saw the Bird, but did he see the Snuffleufagus?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:34
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Oh no baby big birds!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:35
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Always flying, never stopping - it's the original Wandering Albatross. Albatross, it doesn't come in flavours, it's a blood sea bird. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:35
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Oh no baby big birds! The RSPB will have something to say if they go for the eggs |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:36
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“I called General Buzzcock and asked him whether he’d ever fallen in love with someone he shouldn’t have fallen in love with” I hope you feel like dir-hir-irt. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:37
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nothing is safe from the bird... All stock footage is at risk.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:37
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Always flying, never stopping - it's the original Wandering Albatross. Albatross, it doesn't come in flavours, it's a blood sea bird. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Bloody albatross flavour, what dya expect? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:37
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“I called General Buzzcock and asked him whether he’d ever fallen in love with someone he shouldn’t have fallen in love with” I hope you feel like dir-hir-irt. That's my factory setting |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:37
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“Stay indoors. Don’t go out. I know this is a hardship. Except for the people of Stoke”. |
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:38
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Once a wasp wanted to make a nest in my flat. My father was sorry for it and wanted to let it stay. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:38
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OK, who about getting one GIANT net and throwing it over the bird. That will do it!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:38
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OK, who about getting one GIANT net and throwing it over the bird. That will do it! Still prefer my giant scarecrow idea |
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:38
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everything is grounded.... except for the main characters...... in a slow, vulnerable helicopter.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:39
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“Stay indoors. Don’t go out. I know this is a hardship. Except for the people of Stoke”. If you ever pass through Stoke, let me know. Then we can set a trap. A cunning trap. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:39
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This’d make a hell of an episode of ‘Springwatch’. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:40
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“Stay indoors. Don’t go out. I know this is a hardship. Except for the people of Stoke”. If you ever pass through Stoke, let me know. Then we can set a trap. A cunning trap. I'll have my usual squadron of outriders so it'll never work. Unless it's VERY cunning. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:40
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If we do find eggs in the nest, we'll have enough scrambled eggs to feed a city the size of New York.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:40
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“We’re going to need a considerably bigger eggcup.” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:41
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If we do find eggs in the nest, we'll have enough scrambled eggs to feed a city the size of New York. Waste not, want not |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:41
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This’d make a hell of an episode of ‘Springwatch’. With an egg that size it would be a great episode of ready steady cook Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:42
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This’d make a hell of an episode of ‘Springwatch’. With an egg that size it would be a great episode of ready steady cook Glad you didn't mention Masterchef |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:42
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“We’ll leave Pierre’s lifeless body where it is and pinch his car” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:42
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Our American characters are safe because the Giant Claw preferred French Food...
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:43
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I still think that people made a good job trying to do all these creatures. My favourite creature is the dragon from The Neverending story. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:43
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Awww! I was really hoping it would be the Big Bird driving the car behind them |
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| Paula |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:43
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The teenagers and their hot rod. They'll be eaten first. Good.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:43
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Just for a moment, I thought that was the Arkansas chug a bug.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:44
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I still think that people made a good job trying to do all these creatures. My favourite creature is the dragon from The Neverending story. Well there's a certain spider I like.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 20-08-2025 19:44
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The teenagers and their hot rod. They'll be eaten first. Good. Maybe The Claw prefers Fast Food? . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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