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 FESTIVE FRIGHT-NIGHT LITE: 7.45pm Thursday 4th December
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:09
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“Blow the candles out, young master! WITHOUT flobbing on the icing…” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:09
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I once made a hurdy gurdy.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:09
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“Looks delicious! Not too much flob on the icing!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:10
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Where's Child Protective Services when you need them? In the usual place, waiting for home time. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:10
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I once made a hurdy gurdy. I'd have put money on it |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:10
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I once made a hurdy gurdy. Are you bert wheedon? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:11
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“The finest birthday gift you may ever receive!” “Couldn’t we just book a table at Pizza Hut?” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:11
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I once made a hurdy gurdy. Are you bert wheedon? No, but she IS from the 17th century |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:12
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“Did master like the cake?” “Bit nutty” “Yes. But what about the cake?” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:12
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A nice bottle of the Blue Nun please, Parks. We’re celebrating like it’s 1979!” Don't mention nuns. We don't want a ghostly nun in this. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:13
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A nice bottle of the Blue Nun please, Parks. We’re celebrating like it’s 1979!” Don't mention nuns. We don't want a ghostly nun in this. I think you'll find we do |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:13
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Giving a 12 year old wine!!!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:13
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I once made a hurdy gurdy. Are you bert wheedon? What an interesting question. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:14
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I once made a hurdy gurdy. Are you bert wheedon? What an interesting question. Only if there's doubt regarding the answer |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:14
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“Use fortified wine. Don’t want anyone capturing it.” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:14
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Giving a 12 year old wine!!! Oh that's all right, the wine comes in once the boy has been slashed open... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:14
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He's put something in the ribena!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:15
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“Is it port?” “Think of it as adult Tizer!” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:15
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“The Blood of Mithras! 5.99 a bottle at Very Odd Bins!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:16
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M R James was quite...erm...well, quite....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:17
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Have you still got the hurdy-gurdy, Virny? You could play along. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:17
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M R James was quite...erm...well, quite.... Certifiable? |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:18
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There are some scientific enquiries that are best left unexplored.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:18
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The hurdy-gurdy tune needed some lyrics: “Here…come…the creepy kids…the creepy, creepy, freaky kids…” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:18
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How did Stephen explain that ? They were gullible in them days.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:19
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There are some scientific enquiries that are best left unexplored. You're the sort of person who'd have arrested Galileo |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:20
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“Let us pray for his soul. Now….all back to the big house for vol-au-vents and a drop of Mithras’ blood!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:20
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Have you still got the hurdy-gurdy, Virny? You could play along. Hurdy gurdy Virny? A new nickname! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:20
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Go on then, Virny. Let's have it. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:20
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Does Steven get to inherit the estate then?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:21
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Have you still got the hurdy-gurdy, Virny? You could play along. Hurdy gurdy Virny? A new nickname! 'Hurdy Gurdy Virny Meets The wOSP Woman'. That'd be a classic. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:22
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Does Steven get to inherit the estate then? You're chillingly practical |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:23
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One down. One to go. Unless we're already too terrified. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:23
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In 1973, when they were pissed on blue nun and mateus rosé, that must have been very creepy.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:24
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Starting the next?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:24
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In 1973, when they were pissed on blue nun and mateus rosé, that must have been very creepy. Don't forget the Black Tower. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:24
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Go on then, Virny. Let's have it. Sorry I don't have it any more. Then aged about seven, one of my cadets wanted a hurdy gurdy so I bought a kit and made it for him. It worked, but not very well I must admit.. I doubt it has survived. What's next? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:24
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Starting the next? At 20:25? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:25
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In 1973, when they were pissed on blue nun and mateus rosé, that must have been very creepy. Don't forget the Black Tower. Mixed with cherry b, babycham and that bottled beer that drunks drank. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 04-12-2025 20:25
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Go on then, Virny. Let's have it. Sorry I don't have it any more. Then aged about seven, one of my cadets wanted a hurdy gurdy so I bought a kit and made it for him. It worked, but not very well I must admit.. I doubt it has survived. What's next? The Signalman - scroll down to number 7. |
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