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 THE STONE TAPE Thursday 11th December 7.45pm
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 20:56
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OFSTED have arrived.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 20:57
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Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted? The old(er) library was I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc Serious question - did you ever believe in such things? If so, when did you stop? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 20:57
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OFSTED have arrived. Quick. Make them a cup of tea and hide 'those' files. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 20:58
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. A schooner* of sherry? * also a ship... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 20:58
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. A schooner* of sherry? * also a ship... I prefer a catamaran of creme de menthe |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 20:59
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Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted? The old(er) library was I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc Serious question - did you ever believe in such things? If so, when did you stop? No. I am just scared of my own shadow. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:00
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Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted? The old(er) library was I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc Serious question - did you ever believe in such things? If so, when did you stop? No. I am just scared of my own shadow. I'm scared of your shadow too, to be fair. This actually reminds me of 'The Legend of Hell House'. Great/ridiculous film. Anyone else seen it? |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:00
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. No, I'm just not really into it. I'm getting a bit bored. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:00
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. A schooner* of sherry? * also a ship... I prefer a catamaran of creme de menthe A submarine of syrup de cassis? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:01
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. A schooner* of sherry? * also a ship... I prefer a catamaran of creme de menthe Available at the Fox and Hounds, no doubt. Your 'usual'. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:01
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Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted? The old(er) library was I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc Serious question - did you ever believe in such things? If so, when did you stop? No. I am just scared of my own shadow. I'm scared of your shadow too, to be fair. This actually reminds me of 'The Legend of Hell House'. Great/ridiculous film. Anyone else seen it? Yes. Roddy MacDowell etc Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:01
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. A schooner* of sherry? * also a ship... I prefer a catamaran of creme de menthe A submarine of syrup de cassis? I think you made that one up |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:01
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. No, I'm just not really into it. I'm getting a bit bored. 
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:02
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Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted? The old(er) library was I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc Serious question - did you ever believe in such things? If so, when did you stop? No. I am just scared of my own shadow. I'm scared of your shadow too, to be fair. This actually reminds me of 'The Legend of Hell House'. Great/ridiculous film. Anyone else seen it? Yes. Roddy MacDowell etc Brill. Bonkers stuff. Ludicrous ending. Bloody love it. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:02
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I wonder if Paula knows her ginger mercenary is in this?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:02
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. No, I'm just not really into it. I'm getting a bit bored. I apologise if I made you feel bad.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:03
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I think maybe because it's supposed to be frightening I am constantly reminding myself that it's just a TV programme - I'm distancing too far. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:04
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I wonder if Paula knows her ginger mercenary is in this? It's your job to tell her, 'boss'. Tell her she can borrow your hurdy-gurdy while you're at it. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:04
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When are we going to watch something sensible, like 'Mars Attacks'?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:04
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Alpha Grade Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Do you reckon things would get this febrile if they discovered Newcastle-under-Lyme library was haunted? The old(er) library was I wish I could feign surprise. I'm sure you were a tower of strength Surprisingly, considering how wussy I am, I don't believe in ghosts etc Serious question - did you ever believe in such things? If so, when did you stop? No. I am just scared of my own shadow. I'm scared of your shadow too, to be fair. This actually reminds me of 'The Legend of Hell House'. Great/ridiculous film. Anyone else seen it? Yes. Roddy MacDowell etc Brill. Bonkers stuff. Ludicrous ending. Bloody love it. It is enjoyable. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:04
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Alpha Grade Posts: 7918 Joined: 16.01.22 |
AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. No, I'm just not really into it. I'm getting a bit bored. I apologise if I made you feel bad.... You didn't - don't worry! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:05
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Alpha Grade Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. No, I'm just not really into it. I'm getting a bit bored. I apologise if I made you feel bad.... You didn't - don't worry! She won't. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:05
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When are we going to watch something sensible, like 'Mars Attacks'? It's always food with you, isn't it? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:05
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When are we going to watch something sensible, like 'Mars Attacks'? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:05
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I think Chuffy is going to race in and save the day.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:05
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Bloody man. A woman is alarmed and so she's hysterical, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, should be put on leave etc. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:06
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OH NO - MYSTERONS!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:06
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I think Chuffy is going to race in and save the day. Chuffy the Wonder Horse |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:07
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OH NO - MYSTERONS! Is Captain Beige on standby???? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:07
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AA's gone a bit quiet. Maybe she's gone to make her own cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Or a blancmange squirrel. Sherry, remember. No, I'm just not really into it. I'm getting a bit bored. I apologise if I made you feel bad.... You didn't - don't worry! I was singing
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:09
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The OFSTED report is going to be 'Needs Improvement' I think.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:10
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At least the shredded paper broke his fall |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:13
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Well, that was a romp. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:13
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Oh lord...bad dreams for me tonight
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:14
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Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:14
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Didn't it get remade as the Stone Memory Stick? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:14
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Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one. During the interval tomorrow night. Not before. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:15
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Well, it was an interesting idea, this thing about stuff recorded in the stone. I shall have to think about that one. And make a gothic panto of it? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:15
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Oh lord...bad dreams for me tonight THAT HEDGEHOG IS COMING 4 YA!!!!! |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 11-12-2025 21:16
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Good ending. |
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