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Crud Club: Historic First Rewatch (Weds 30th Oct, 7.45pm)
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:47
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Why does no one jump on top of it and ride it cowboy! Slim Pickens wouldn't appear in the film *(reference to Dr. Strangelove and how he rode the bomb down-_ Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:47
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what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:47
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Why does no one jump on top of it and ride it cowboy! They've run out of hats |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:48
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Is the monster rogering that car?? Just got to that bit. The answer is yes. And it is clearly a demolition derby casualty. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:48
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what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it? You mean it's eating for 2, or 14 or 37? Hmmm Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:49
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it? It could be menopausal Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
what if the monster is pregnant? ( they so often are) Will they still shoot it? Lots of little carpet tiles |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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So... a random scientist ranks a general?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile??
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Have these troops had ANY training? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:50
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
We need Spock for a mind meld here |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:51
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'Twas beauty killed the beast. No, wait, wrong film.
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:52
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Always trust your local sheriff's department to do the right thing. Oh, boy!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:52
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Yet another mad scientist, eh?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:52
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Vic's overdue a snog |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:53
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
And what did you do at work today, darling?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:53
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Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile?? Chipped beef on toast. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:53
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And we get a sight-seeing tour of 1950's rural California. Yawn.....
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:53
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Come on, Caldwell. Focus, son. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:54
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And what did you do at work today, darling? We made a cheesey movie about a carpet monster. And what did you do after lunch? . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:54
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Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile?? Chipped beef on toast. Shake'n'vac? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:54
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Blimey, these ad breaks are long! But none for Allied Carpets. So much for the algorithm. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:54
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The deputy got covered in chocolate sauce for some reason.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:55
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
And what did you do at work today, darling? We made a cheesey movie about a carpet monster. And what did you do after lunch? Well there was all these couples parked up in the woods.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:56
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I hope Vic puts his arm round Mrs Vic while he’s driving like he did earlier |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:56
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Grenades? Surely the Army could do a lot better- bazooka, tank, tactical nuclear missile?? Chipped beef on toast. Shake'n'vac? It's all they have to do! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:57
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Hoist by his own petard. Kind of.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:57
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Blimey, these ad breaks are long! But none for Allied Carpets. So much for the algorithm. I have only just discovered you can fast forward through them Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:57
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I'm going to get out of this cheesy movie if I have to drive all the way to Maine.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:58
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There you go, Martin. Use a loaded gun as a hammer. That's a good boy.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:58
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Brylcreem Boy is back!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:58
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Keith Emerson solo album, side two |
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:58
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Couldn't have just tossed in a few grenades?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:58
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
I thought the carpet had been blown up. You close your eyes for 2 seconds
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:59
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So... one carpet monster was running around for the whole movie while another was chained up inside the ship? Monster bondage? . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 20:59
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
I thought the carpet had been blown up. You close your eyes for 2 seconds Very hard-wearing. That's the nylon in it. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 30-10-2024 21:00
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Never seen anyone try to beat a computer to death before.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 30-10-2024 21:00
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Moderator ![]() Posts: 4961 Joined: 15.01.22 |
Do you think, if we asked, they'd all show us their Equity cards? Just to prove they are actors?
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 30-10-2024 21:00
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
There's 2! Oh I see...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 30-10-2024 21:00
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Never seen anyone try to beat a computer to death before. He needs to just pull out the plug |
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