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Thursday 2nd April 7.45pm I, Clavdivs ep 1
Cygnus Bazza
Nothing that an emetic and a couple of leeches won’t put right
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’

That's the history of ruling families.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her.

The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Basically Livia’s portrayed as Richard III, ‘removing impediments’ to the ‘succession’

That's the history of ruling families.

Thank you, Hugh Trevor-Roper
 
Cygnus Bazza
Marcellus Proustus is in desperate trouble
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her.

The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World

See? A little effort makes a huge difference.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I’ll prepare a meal for Marcellus from a recipe I got from……the Sheriff of Nottingham’s sister…”
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Go on, Marecellus, throw up all over her.

The Seven Chunders of the Ancient World

See? A little effort makes a huge difference.

Great. Then I won't do the one about the Sibyl adding more basil to the food
 
Cygnus Bazza
Tiberius back from camp. Camp being the right word in that uniform
 
OneSparePart
Ooh, she's a card is Livia.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Livia shouldn’t have reheated that prawn dhansak twice in the microwave
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Ooh, she's a card is Livia.

Yep. A Tarot card.
 
M1795537OCVirn
What's a dhansak? Is it like a PC Pringle?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Ooh, she's a card is Livia.

You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks.
 
Cygnus Bazza
"They're looting the shops. Not Holland & Barrett, though"
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

\What's a dhansak? Is it like a PC Pringle?

No. It's not in the police force.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Ooh, she's a card is Livia.

You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks.

Welk, you're not a joker. Grin
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
One couid learn a lot from Olivia.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Ooh, she's a card is Livia.

You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks.

Welk, you're not a joker. Grin

King of Babble-on, me
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Marcus, I need…A…grippa…” “I’ll bet”
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

One couid learn a lot from Olivia.

Have I missed a character?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Ooh, she's a card is Livia.

You're a card too, to be fair. The Queen of Dipsticks.

Welk, you're not a joker. Grin

I'm not a whelk either. I'm just not that shellfish.
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

One couid learn a lot from Olivia.

Have I missed a character?

Nope. Too easy.
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I need that strong right arm again” “I’ll bet”
 
OneSparePart
It's the Saint!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
I hope they docked Jacobi’s wages for this episode. He's done flick all. Hasn't even left the villa.
 
M1795537OCVirn
It's just like Eastenders, really. (Not that i've ever watched it).
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
“What’s closer than a family tie?” “A clan cravat?”
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

It's just like Eastenders, really. (Not that i've ever watched it).

Succession...SORTED!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Suetonius says Claudius was indeed quite paranoid about flatulence, in actual fact.
 
Cygnus Bazza
That's was toppium notchum!
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Suetonius says Claudius was indeed quite paranoid about flatulence, in actual fact.

Ooh, a fact!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
One down another twelve to go. How soon does Vargas get topped, then?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Suetonius says Claudius was indeed quite paranoid about flatulence, in actual fact.

Ooh, a fact!

Yes. 'Tony' says Claudius knew someone who died from trapped wind and considered issuing an edict permitting farting during dinner. I'd imagine you were well ahead of that particular curve, OSP.
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Suetonius says Claudius was indeed quite paranoid about flatulence, in actual fact.

Ooh, a fact!


A fart fact, in fact.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
That flew by, actually. Tempus fugit.
 
Cygnus Bazza
It's all gone oh so quiet... Any more for any more?
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

That flew by, actually. Tempus fugit.

I'm still watching it. Are you in a different time zone?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

That flew by, actually. Tempus fugit.


It did rather. Must have been all that witty repartee between you and the OSP.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

That flew by, actually. Tempus fugit.

I'm still watching it. Are you in a different time zone?

I've got the 50-minute version. Do you have bonus tracks?
 
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