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Thursday 21st August Legend of Robin Hood Episode 4
Taiellin

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Taiellin wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

I wonder whether Mrs W ever fired any ire at 'Children of the Stones'? Or maybe scaring the cr*p out of kids was OK, as long as no actual blood-letting was involved.


She'd probably have banned you for saying cr*p.

Didn't she like asterisks? Or any other Gaul-based cartoons?

She can't have disliked Dogmatix...

No end to her flintiness of heart. Speaking of which, how are you, M1?

Grin
Get him, M'Virn!


He knows I can't reach.

Robin will lend you his bow and arrows


Can she use them?

She's renowned for her prowess with lethal weapons.

They call her the ice-cold assassin. Or at least I do.


Very scary.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Tuck’ll have to say quite a few Hail Marys to cover his morning’s handiwork
 
Cygnus Bazza
The River Trent. Rolling down out of Stoke, as fast as possible.
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Hail, other fellow non-watchers. All this messing about in the woods is getting a bit monotonous.

Tell them to move to ye medieval citye.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Cluny, eh?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
AnneArthur
Friar Tuck appears to be in a different order this week.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Roy Wood incoming
 
Cygnus Bazza

Nailed it!
 
M1795537OCVirn
Did he call for Bercol?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
“They first took a first third, came forth for a second third, and forthwith the third third…”
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Did he call for Bercol?

Yep.

“My own wife didn’t live through the winter. Freak yachting accident”
 
Cygnus Bazza
“We shall take those children most in need with us."

"Where to?"

"To Burgerkingrichard!”
 
M1795537OCVirn


It's all this history I've been reading.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Is Robin taking those kids to a Little Chef?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
AnneArthur
Actually, if he is a friar, he is anachronistic anyway - there were no friars in Richard I's reign.
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:



It's all this history I've been reading.

Quality stuff, I trust?
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Is Robin taking those kids to a Little Chef?

Please see earlier joke about Burgerkingrichard
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“We shall take those children most in need with us."

"Where to?"

"To Burgerkingrichard!”


I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
“My men will provide you with an Escort. Or a Toyota Yaris.”
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Is Robin taking those kids to a Little Chef?

Please see earlier joke about Burgerkingrichard

It's trying to type to M'Boss's standards that slow me down.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“We shall take those children most in need with us."

"Where to?"

"To Burgerkingrichard!”


I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar.

They still speak with fear about that occasion.
 
Cygnus Bazza
The Childcatcher will soon round this lot up.
 
M1795537OCVirn
Some bonkers Ai has just invaded my screen to tell me I'm watching the B7 discussion forum. Golly, I'd never have guessed.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“We shall take those children most in need with us."

"Where to?"

"To Burgerkingrichard!”


I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar.

Standing in the footsteps....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I prayed you’d gone to Scotland or France. Or Song dynasty China, or Kievan Rus’. A J P Taylor and OSP briefed me on the options”.
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“We shall take those children most in need with us."

"Where to?"

"To Burgerkingrichard!”


I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar.

They still speak with fear about that occasion.


SadAngry
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Anyway what's Inspector Dalgleish doing here?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
Kevin Costner could fire two arrows at a time. Just saying.
 
M1795537OCVirn
The BBC were left-wing biased even back then! Dragging starving children into everything.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Taiellin
Robin was much slower than that man yet he shot him.
 
Cygnus Bazza
If they behaved like this in their local swimming baths, the lifeguard would have blown his/her whistle by now.
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

The BBC were left-wing biased even back then! Dragging starving children into everything.

Bloody lefties. Wanting people to eat.
 
Taiellin
Why do they shoot so badly?
All right, I just need to accept this.
 
Cygnus Bazza
“They’ll be looking for us north and west. Not east. Too many cockneys.”
 
OneSparePart

Taiellin wrote:

Robin was much slower than that man yet he shot him.

They'd both read the script.
"Robin wins fight..."
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
M1795537OCVirn

Taiellin wrote:

Why do they shoot so badly?
All right, I just need to accept this.


Now you're getting it. Only the hero can shoot straight. Ever.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Taiellin
Did Blake learn from Robin?
 
OneSparePart

Taiellin wrote:

Why do they shoot so badly?
All right, I just need to accept this.

Grin
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Taiellin

OneSparePart wrote:

Taiellin wrote:

Robin was much slower than that man yet he shot him.

They'd both read the script.
"Robin wins fight..."


Yes, the script is important.
 
Cygnus Bazza
“We shall take the forest! And set up picnic tables for the punters! AA can unpack the history of Sherwood, M1 can do coppicing workshops, Taiellin can describe forestry practices in Rus’, OSP can offer temporary library membership in the Stoke area for anyone who laughs in the face of death…”
 
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