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Thursday 21st August Legend of Robin Hood Episode 4
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:53
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 817 Joined: 23.04.25 |
I wonder whether Mrs W ever fired any ire at 'Children of the Stones'? Or maybe scaring the cr*p out of kids was OK, as long as no actual blood-letting was involved. She'd probably have banned you for saying cr*p. Didn't she like asterisks? Or any other Gaul-based cartoons? She can't have disliked Dogmatix... No end to her flintiness of heart. Speaking of which, how are you, M1? ![]() Get him, M'Virn! He knows I can't reach. Robin will lend you his bow and arrows Can she use them? She's renowned for her prowess with lethal weapons. They call her the ice-cold assassin. Or at least I do. Very scary. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:53
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Tuck’ll have to say quite a few Hail Marys to cover his morning’s handiwork |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:54
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
The River Trent. Rolling down out of Stoke, as fast as possible. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:54
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Hail, other fellow non-watchers. All this messing about in the woods is getting a bit monotonous. Tell them to move to ye medieval citye. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:54
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Cluny, eh?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:54
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7918 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Friar Tuck appears to be in a different order this week. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:54
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Roy Wood incoming |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:55
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Cluny, eh? Nailed it! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:55
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Did he call for Bercol?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:55
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“They first took a first third, came forth for a second third, and forthwith the third third…” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:56
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Did he call for Bercol? Yep. “My own wife didn’t live through the winter. Freak yachting accident” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:57
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“We shall take those children most in need with us." "Where to?" "To Burgerkingrichard!” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:57
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Cluny, eh? Nailed it! It's all this history I've been reading. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:57
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Is Robin taking those kids to a Little Chef?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:57
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 7918 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Actually, if he is a friar, he is anachronistic anyway - there were no friars in Richard I's reign. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:57
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Cluny, eh? Nailed it! It's all this history I've been reading. Quality stuff, I trust? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:58
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Is Robin taking those kids to a Little Chef? Please see earlier joke about Burgerkingrichard |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:58
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
“We shall take those children most in need with us." "Where to?" "To Burgerkingrichard!” I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:59
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“My men will provide you with an Escort. Or a Toyota Yaris.” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:59
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Is Robin taking those kids to a Little Chef? Please see earlier joke about Burgerkingrichard It's trying to type to M'Boss's standards that slow me down. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 18:59
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“We shall take those children most in need with us." "Where to?" "To Burgerkingrichard!” I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar. They still speak with fear about that occasion. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:00
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
The Childcatcher will soon round this lot up. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:00
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Some bonkers Ai has just invaded my screen to tell me I'm watching the B7 discussion forum. Golly, I'd never have guessed.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:00
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
“We shall take those children most in need with us." "Where to?" "To Burgerkingrichard!” I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar. Standing in the footsteps.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:01
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“I prayed you’d gone to Scotland or France. Or Song dynasty China, or Kievan Rus’. A J P Taylor and OSP briefed me on the options”. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:02
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
“We shall take those children most in need with us." "Where to?" "To Burgerkingrichard!” I went to my first ever fast food joint in Nottingham, The Wimpy Bar. They still speak with fear about that occasion. ![]()
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:03
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Anyway what's Inspector Dalgleish doing here?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:03
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
Kevin Costner could fire two arrows at a time. Just saying. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:03
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
The BBC were left-wing biased even back then! Dragging starving children into everything.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:04
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 817 Joined: 23.04.25 |
Robin was much slower than that man yet he shot him. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:04
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
If they behaved like this in their local swimming baths, the lifeguard would have blown his/her whistle by now. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:04
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
The BBC were left-wing biased even back then! Dragging starving children into everything. Bloody lefties. Wanting people to eat. |
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:05
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 817 Joined: 23.04.25 |
Why do they shoot so badly? All right, I just need to accept this. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:06
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“They’ll be looking for us north and west. Not east. Too many cockneys.” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:06
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Robin was much slower than that man yet he shot him. They'd both read the script. "Robin wins fight..." Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:06
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Admin ![]() Posts: 14115 Joined: 14.01.22 |
Why do they shoot so badly? All right, I just need to accept this. Now you're getting it. Only the hero can shoot straight. Ever. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:07
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 817 Joined: 23.04.25 |
Did Blake learn from Robin? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:07
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 11306 Joined: 16.01.22 |
Why do they shoot so badly? All right, I just need to accept this.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Taiellin |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:07
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 817 Joined: 23.04.25 |
Robin was much slower than that man yet he shot him. They'd both read the script. "Robin wins fight..." Yes, the script is important. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 21-08-2025 19:08
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Alpha Grade ![]() Posts: 5419 Joined: 14.06.22 |
“We shall take the forest! And set up picnic tables for the punters! AA can unpack the history of Sherwood, M1 can do coppicing workshops, Taiellin can describe forestry practices in Rus’, OSP can offer temporary library membership in the Stoke area for anyone who laughs in the face of death…” |
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